Mark And Lard

was gutted when this show finished, a truly iconic show. One man and his frog was my own particular favourite...scoff cruddle "Weeeeeeelll Mark.."

Fat Harry White was a daily highlight for me. "Ohhhhhhhhh yeah"

Just great blokes,

Just great blokes,

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tadrhFXQzt8

"no neeeed" are we talkin radio 1 15yrs ago? too good for that lot were the boys

Knew the clip would be Mull F'Kintire.  Heard it so many times, but still laugh out loud funny. 

Brilliant.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=92ZjXtEB84I

Made even better by Travis killing themselves laughing in the background.

can you back off the mic

Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum baaaaabbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbby. I left a deposit in her back passage.

They were the best thing ever on the radio. Still listen to them both on 6 Music. Both still funny, but the sum was definitely greater than the 2 parts.
I recently  read Mark Radcliffe's book Reelin' in the Years. Talks about that show a lot and it's a great read all the way through.

That username should have been one of their characters!

"Is it difficult to get hold of?"
"In that condition, yes."

Ballad of Franny Lee
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MYXl0Q3k38

This is Lard when he left The Fall
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ap6S3viIBoE

I remember listening to these boys while driving one day and Fat Harry White was recounting a story of going to B&Q to buy new gold fittings for his bathroom. He was approached by a sales girl who informed him that he was the millionth customer so she took him into the store room and gave him a golden shower.
I had to pull over as I was laughing so hard.

Dirty cnunts. Gotta love em.