Ideas for 40th?

i did nothing for mine. but then in my head im still about 25. i listen to music all you old fogies hate

where do all the years go, i still wake up thinking im gonna be late for school sometimes.

I saw this card for a fortieth birthday...........their was a drawing of a car going up an incline and slightly turning right.........the message read, this picture reminded me of you

OVER THE HILL AND ROUND THE BEND

Stick a bratwurst down your trousers and run out of Aldi

If you eat one of their fecking pies you'll probably taking a bigger risk.

pattaya - soapy massage

mother daughter combo

Well you could just take a shot of adrenaline, much easier than running and jumping around.

2 20 year old babes. Would be something to remember.

Blimey, that's a bit old even for KM (the other one).

40 doesn't mean what it used to. 50 is the new 40, thats when it all starts going downhill.

Hank Hill hasn't come back...perhaps he's already started on the above list.

Hot air balloon flight...with two naked twenty somethings...

paulypaul - you must be a very, very sad individual.

Prague.End of thread....

I did the Bull Run of San Sebastian De Los Reyes, last year. I couldn't get anywhere near Pamplona unfortunately, but this is the second biggest in Spain and as SSdlR is at the very northern tip of the Madrid Metro, I combined it with a few days sightseeing and general debauchery.
I tell you what, if it's adrenaline you want, then being chased by a dozen huge bulls through narrow cobbled streets, will sort you right out. I've never had a buzz like it. I emerged unscathed, but there is a genuine risk of serious injury and it's pretty much out of your control.
It's still very much a local thing and so finding details online isn't easy. I stayed in Madrid and just pitched up at 6-30am, it finishes at the Bull Ring, obvs, which is right next to the Metro station, so it's not like you can't find the place. You don't need a ticket or anything, if you're crackers enough to go through the fence, then you're in.
Word of warning, the bulls run fast, so unless you're in semi-decent shape be prepared to bail out as soon as you hear their bells as they'll be amongst you pretty quickly and seem to enjoy hurting people.

So Desmond your suggesting bull horns up the rectum for Adrenaline

In a roundabout way

La Tomatina in Buñol is a good laugh.

Yes, it's the same week actually Slippy (welcome back, btw). I looked at doing both, driving there and back in a day, but it's near Valencia, which is around 200 miles from Madrid and so didn't bother in the end. It's on my list though.

How about kicking a squirrel into the Grand Canyon?

http://www.standard.co.uk/news/world/10000-reward-offered-for-help-in-tracing-man-who-kicked-squirrel-into-grand-canyon-9651813.html

This would always get you a chase of the houses owner


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You could give this a go

Thought about telling the wife she is wrong about something - might go for the bull run instead

Thanks for the laugh chaps

TheChaser 06 Aug 14 12:54 Joined: 23 May 12 | Topic/replies: 10,913 | Blogger: TheChaser's blog
So Desmond your suggesting bull horns up the rectum for Adrenaline

Actually the nether regions is the bit of meat where most cornadas are received. OOYAH!



Remember Hank, life does NOT begin at 40.

When does it begin then

Good thread Hank , i'm fast approaching myself but not sure i'm up to skydiving right now
An old mate of mine did just that though , it def looks like a rush but is a bit of training involved before you jump (his was posponed a few times due to bad weather)


I also used to get those Late for school dreams right into my late 20's

What could possibly go wrong?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQONhRMHBTU

ken i think that has just ended anyone on here ever giving that a try , unless they already have

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Hope he's got some Germolene.

When does it begin then

When do you think? But if it's forty, Mozart never lived, or Burns, or etc etc.