If you got the death penalty which method would you choose?

Gas chamber.   Hellium or Argon   brain dead within 10 seconds.

death by pu ssay.

an evening with Dianne Abbott

Firing Squad

I regard that as inhuman dontwinto easy

You're all only picking firing squad because it is the coolest. A last ciggy, standing in the cold before they tie you to the post. A chance to say something witty or subversive before 'Fire'. I mean who wants to die wearing a nappy with a tin bowl on yer head, with one leg strapped to the national grid. Firing squad for me too.

death by orgasm

these firing squad chaps..they seem to aim for the chest area...would the head not be a quicker result?

probably sofia...but not such a large target, best to aim for the heart
they do not always kill...sometimes the job has to be finished with a bullet to the back of the head

seems the right sort of punishment for a man somehow, some dignity, especially if you can go out on a witty last line

or a line of defiance

I think the quickest, simplest and least painful system of execution
is what the Russians use.....a bullet to the back of head, if it is correctly aimed

I do not like this lethal injection stuff, I do not why we are using it,
especially as we have problems getting it right

I'd like to be sucked dry of all my juices. Not by a geezer though and fatties needn't apply either.

death by orgasm

That is how every copulating praying mantis meets his end.  At least they die with a smile on their face.

there are a few females on this planet that I can honestly say that I would not stop she  AGGIN until either death or total collapse.

This is not Susan Boyle again?

lepard you are a man of taste..

It's a good job men are physically bigger and stronger than women.  You only have to take a look at the future of the male praying mantis to realise that.  Once she gets what she wants off him she finishes him off.

Women like to keep us around as they need 18 years of cash to look after their kids.

clyde..frantically trying to get a bet on Irmatov to ref the next  w/c final.

Thanks for reminding me.

Bloody Argentines.  First they oppose Irmatov getting the gig, then they announce on National Radio that the wrong person is reffing the final.

Nigella Lawson to sit on my face and  suffocate me.

electric chair and whipped at the same time please

Madame Guillotine for me. Always seemed very efficient and slightly glamorous.

crushed by the stay puft marshmallow man

Have a charcoal barbecue in a tent.  Last super of spare ribs then fall asleep from the CO2 fumes.

1. Lethal Injection
2. Firing Squad
3. Gas Chamber*
4. Hanging
5. Electric Chair

*Assuming it's not too bad a gas.

Chocolate for me.

I can't see why they can't anesthetise  the person first, and then administer whatever procedure is most reliable!

As an Historian, I've always taken a shine to Scaphism.

You might get a buzz out of that one, Barry....

I'm not likely to - but for anyone that does - quickly as possible please. (Adios sumbag).

*scumbag - obviously.

Death of a thousand cuts would be ok, as long as you were allowed to keep count, to make sure they didn't overdo it.

pleasing thread

What goes through peoples minds eh. What a thread. Must be a fair percentage of people in the UK with mental issues.

my pet turnip says you are barking

My pet Haggis will have your pet turnip if you ever turn up in Scotland. Be wary, be very wary. Vicious wee b*****d is my Haggis.