Just witnessed amurder outside my door!

Ménage à trois no doubt..

No, it was definitely a magpie

Shouldn't rush to judgement Percy.. you don't know the whole story.. you don't KNOW whether the other magpie had been up to no good. Maybe the other magpie went to a Tapas restaurant and left them two alone for hours?

bake it in a pie

A good spanking maybe, but not murder, had to put the poor creature in a tesco bag and then put in in the bin

Great effort percy..

When disposing of a wild animal carcass please follow the guidelines below:

Avoid touching the carcass with your bare hands.   
If possible, wear disposable protective gloves when picking up and handling the carcass.
Place the carcass in a suitable plastic bag, preferably leak proof. Care should be taken not to contaminate the outside of the bag.
Tie the bag and place it in a second plastic bag.
Remove gloves by turning them inside out and then place them in the second plastic bag. Tie the bag and place in a crush proof container and dispose of in the normal household refuse bin.
Hands and forearms should be washed thoroughly with soap and water after handling any wild animal carcass.
If disposable gloves are not available, a plastic bag can be used as a make-shift glove. When the carcass has been picked up, the bag can be turned back on itself and tied. It should then be placed in a second plastic bag, tied and disposed of in the normal household waste.
Alternatively, the dead animal can be buried, but not in a plastic bag.
Any clothing that has been in contact with the dead animal should be washed using ordinary washing detergent following the manufacturer’s recommendations.

Cheers, Ivor

If it is indeed murder, there will have been crows involved....

You beat me to it.

RIP

The Rooks will have to legislate against this!

Not a very nice sight, very hard to swallow

let's hope it was swift

Was it an eastern european magpie?

no a black one

did you call taggart?

or at least bill oddie?

Destructive to all our rarer song/garden birds and on a huge population increase in the Uk ,can remember when seeing a magpie was rare but can count them in the dozens now .Crows hate them with a vengence and will kill them ,often get a build up of crow magpie tensions,a few ambush killings followed by  later in the year the crows taking action and driving them out the neighbourhood .
The magpies take the young chicks of other birds as soon as they discover them ,will also take the eggs where the crow likes to view from a vantage point  noting nests and waiting to take them just as they are preparing to leave the nest .Watched last year as a single magpie entered a big conifer in the early hours and took a roosting starling ,it killed it by repeated pecks to the back of the head,the starlings actually put up a bit of a defence and tried to defend their mate .Once it had killed the starling the magpie  mimicked the crows deep "craw craw craw " (very well)and low and behold down came a crow within 30 sec and proceeded to dismember and eat the starling ,some sort of bribe or peace offering maybe .The corvids are a very smart bunch ,reckon due to the Crows nesting so early (so they have a clutch hatching just as others start nesting ) they got hammered by last years late winter and are thinner on the ground this year .The magpies are nearly as bad as cats and should be given no mercy when the opportunity knocks.

Several years ago I heard a noise coming from the kitchen, a Magpie was trying to pick up a Pork Chop I'd left defrosting on the window ledge.