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guinness2dear
05 Jun 14 11:24
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Steve (valium) Beddow
Simon (you should drink more) Reed
Richard (the fave hasn't settled) Hoiles
Nick (seriously) Knight
Willie (did you ever win anything  - you twot) Thorne
Michael (Cambridge ball tamperer) Atherton
Andrew (wtf did he say?) Cotter
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Any more twots of the mic?
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Report Joel • June 5, 2014 11:27 AM BST
Brian 'Oh boy oh boy wowee' Taylor
Report portmanpark • June 5, 2014 12:01 PM BST
richard hoiles should be on ch 4 far more than he is........and willie thorne is the best by a million miles..........who  do you prefer terry griff and denis taylor.........now come on
Report guinness2dear • June 5, 2014 12:08 PM BST
In case you haven't read the title of this fred, portmanpork, opinions of your own please.

This isn't a lovey fred.
Report cdog • June 5, 2014 12:09 PM BST
Alan (this game is dire) Green
Report Tommy Toes • June 5, 2014 12:12 PM BST
Derek (slurp, lip-smack) Thompson
Report guinness2dear • June 5, 2014 12:12 PM BST
How did i miss....

Sam (this game is over - or maybe not) Smith
Report guinness2dear • June 5, 2014 12:13 PM BST
Good shout Tommy. Barley sugar Thompson should have been numero uno..
Report Tommy Toes • June 5, 2014 12:15 PM BST
Aye Guinness. He's undoubtedly King Of The Worst.
Report lybertyne • June 5, 2014 12:15 PM BST
there's a man on itv who has an orgasm whenever someone has a shot on goal
Report guinness2dear • June 5, 2014 12:17 PM BST
Hoiles a close 2nd, Tommy. One of these days he's going to tell us all what colour a hosses fart was halfway through a race..
Report cdog • June 5, 2014 12:17 PM BST
strictly speaking a summariser rather than a commentator, but Stan Collymore on TalkSport who shouts so loudly whenever a goal is scored that you can't hear who it was, nor indeed anything at all the actual commentator is saying. Cry
Report guinness2dear • June 5, 2014 12:19 PM BST
Ahh that would be 1st name Tyldsley?
Report guinness2dear • June 5, 2014 12:21 PM BST
That was in reply to Monsieur Lybertine.
Report Tommy Toes • June 5, 2014 12:21 PM BST
He's better than Aussie Jim though, Guinness. Never has one commentator in the history of horse racing commentary missed so many horses in running!

You'd have thought there was only ever one horse in a race when he was on the BBC.
Absolutely diabolical. He must have given so many punters a near heart attack when they were watching a race and thought they were winning/losing only to find out they weren't at all.
Report guinness2dear • June 5, 2014 12:23 PM BST
Well of course, but the wombat shuffler has thankfully now been seen orf or he would have been innit.
Report Aunty Post • June 5, 2014 12:24 PM BST
Brendan (500 mee-as) Foster
Report guinness2dear • June 5, 2014 12:26 PM BST
Thanks for reminding me, AP. I give you.....


Paul (who's in lane 1-2-3-4-5-6) Dickenson
Report lybertyne • June 5, 2014 12:28 PM BST
that be the one, guinness.  clive tyldesley.Angry
Report HH Sultan Vinegar • June 5, 2014 12:40 PM BST
Stuart 'paedo' Hall
Report lybertyne • June 5, 2014 1:00 PM BST
stuart hall did great reports
Report Sparrow Hawk • June 5, 2014 1:22 PM BST
I enjoyed stuart halls reports with his quotes from shakespeare and poems he was a bit different
Report currant bun • June 5, 2014 2:14 PM BST
hallett,taylor................snooker
Morrison, bhogle.......cricket
bradnam,mercer.........tennis
roe.......golf
chapman..........racing
Report Percy Filth • June 5, 2014 2:24 PM BST
clive "smug" tyldesley
Mark  "I'm so Witty" Lawrenson
Report STUDYFORM • June 5, 2014 3:30 PM BST
By Miles......

Derek, "The favourite, oooohhh, favourite, the managain Hannigan, favourite, like a favourite should" Thompson.

from, by a few more miles.

Ewan Murray.
Report Aunty Post • June 5, 2014 4:42 PM BST
Claire Balding....reason?

Just because she's there!
Report screaming from beneaththewaves • June 5, 2014 4:57 PM BST
John Hunt, the smarmy c...ommentator

Did me a good turn one evening at Leicester in 1998 though. Didn't notice a filly I owned getting murdered by the favourite as she challenged, then "parachuted" her into the race right on the line in second place.

Drifted from 2/1 out to 4/1 when she won next time out.Happy
Report spellingandgrammarchecker • June 5, 2014 6:24 PM BST
Mick "and thar ye go" Fitzgerald, for me.
Report guinness2dear • June 5, 2014 6:26 PM BST
Irishist!
Report lybertyne • June 5, 2014 6:41 PM BST
I know he isn't a commentator but I'll say "Adrian Chiles".
Report Coachbuster • June 5, 2014 6:52 PM BST
Brian Moore
            - was  a very good reason for watching football on BBC imo
Report Coachbuster • June 5, 2014 6:53 PM BST
women shouldn't be allowed to commentate on any sports  - but that's for another day
Report cdog • June 5, 2014 7:06 PM BST
that's a bit harsh Shocked
Report spellingandgrammarchecker • June 5, 2014 7:18 PM BST

Jun 5, 2014 -- 12:26PM, guinness2dear wrote:


Irishist!


I'm not in the slightest bit "Irishist", ye big eejit.

Report David Fishwick Minibus Sales • June 5, 2014 7:27 PM BST
Sparrow Hawk     05 Jun 14 13:22 
I enjoyed stuart halls reports with his quotes from shakespeare and poems he was a bit different



not really, he was just quoting that week's homework
Report Coachbuster • June 5, 2014 7:33 PM BST
that's a bit harsh
____________

but fair Wink
Report rogerthebutler • June 5, 2014 9:45 PM BST
Alan 'Football's all about opinions - especially mine' Green

A minority sport I know but Gary ('Greyd Briddun') Herbert and Dan ('Cambridge, Cambbridge and did I mention Cambridge') Topolski in Rowing are bloody awful, providing no insight and getting calls wrong evertime they do a race.
Report guinness2dear • June 17, 2014 9:22 PM BST
Phyllis Neville a late addition..
Report BonnieDday • June 17, 2014 10:05 PM BST
Jim (zzzzzzzzzzz) Beglin, past master at stating the bl eedin' obvious.
Report MC560 dn • June 17, 2014 10:39 PM BST
Mick Quinn - the dickheads dickhead
Report Cobblaz • June 17, 2014 11:00 PM BST
Jonathan Pearce.

Maybe Brazil can exorcise the ghost of 1950. Er, I think they've done that 5 times since then. Pillock!
Report guinness2dear • June 19, 2014 5:59 PM BST
As Adrian Chiles is getting some frief on ere, it would be churlish of me not to put forward that doyen of the green baize - and equally annoying accent.......

Phil (waffler) Yates
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