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An old article that has somehow made it onto the BBC's Most Read list. Amusing read.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/glasgow_and_west/7095134.stm
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/glasgow_and_west/7095134.stm
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This article didn't ring a bell. Was there any comment from a Spokesperson?
It must have been a mounting bike.
It must have been a mounting bike.
Well one thing...at least it was a step up from having sex by rolling around in cow shyte
Amazes me how people get sexually excited by such something like a bicycle..still he was doing it in his own room???
He has been placed on the sex offenders register
for three years...well I suppose we have to protect other peoples
bicycles from being sexually molested like this
Amazes me how people get sexually excited by such something like a bicycle..still he was doing it in his own room???
He has been placed on the sex offenders register
for three years...well I suppose we have to protect other peoplesbicycles from being sexually molested like this
I just don't understand the story on any level. Mainly, how can you shag a bike and why would it be illegal to do so?
I cant see how it's an offence either to do it in private.
Perhaps a few of his mates can raleigh round and get him a reduced sentence.
Perhaps a few of his mates can raleigh round and get him a reduced sentence.
haven't seen the link but it reminds me of a newspaper report about a year ago of a bloke who in his home town was going around "sniffing " bike seats and even those mobility scooters,he was cautioned by police and even taken to court where he vowed to continue with his strange pastime , the local paper ran a story on him and dubbed him .......JIMMY SADDLE !
Instead of getting all shocked and telling the manager the cleaners could have joined in as it was a ..
bi cycle - - - - - -
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SDK would have been so proud
bi cycle
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In the report there is a photo of a bike
1. Surely they should protect the identity unless it was just to show readers what a bike looked like
2. The cleaners wouldn't have heard anything if the bike had not squeaked
1. Surely they should protect the identity unless it was just to show readers what a bike looked like
2. The cleaners wouldn't have heard anything if the bike had not squeaked
I wonder if this story has anything to do with the stuff about neurosurgeons warning cyclists to protect their helmets, or something... maybe I read it wrong, I dunno.. 
In the report there is a photo of a bike... and a particularly sexy little minx it is too imo. 
Nearly didn't read this thread
What could be interesting about a man having s*x with a bike was my thought process
A classic....must go into Chit Chat Hall of Fame - Amusing Short Threads S*x with Inanimate Objects Prize(Each-Way Inaugural Class)
What could be interesting about a man having s*x with a bike was my thought process
A classic....must go into Chit Chat Hall of Fame - Amusing Short Threads S*x with Inanimate Objects Prize(Each-Way Inaugural Class)
Nothing funny about paedophilia....you have let yourself down Pandorica
we've all done it for Christs sake.
Unless a room at a hostel is regarded as a public space
I still fail to see what offence this chap has committed??????????????????
How can 'sex' with an inanimate object be regarded an offence..those with blow up dolls should be careful
needed to see a psychiatrist rather than appearing in court I would have thought
I still fail to see what offence this chap has committed??????????????????
How can 'sex' with an inanimate object be regarded an offence..those with blow up dolls should be careful
needed to see a psychiatrist rather than appearing in court I would have thought
On a serious note - dead right ebul.
It's a similar thing to the poor sods who end up getting arrested for posting sick jokes on social media. Magistrates, given an inch, are taking miles.
I can't imagine the police reaction when they turned up:
"Alloy. Alloy. Alloy."
It's a similar thing to the poor sods who end up getting arrested for posting sick jokes on social media. Magistrates, given an inch, are taking miles.
I can't imagine the police reaction when they turned up:
"Alloy. Alloy. Alloy."
Sheriff Colin Miller thinks a bicycle is a type of horse
I can't be the only one who used to pass many a teenage hour polishing my chopper.
I could never get that black oily mess out of the bed sheets that the chain would leave behind.
He used to have sex with it 12 times a year.
It was a monthly cycle.
It was a monthly cycle.
He was probably just pumping his tyres up ffs. This story has been blown up out of all proportion
He's a bit of a cycle path, even tied the bike up in chains.
Pandorica 02 Jun 14 10:15
Pedalophile.
Quality single word gag imo.
The Leopard 02 Jun 14 10:18
Nothing funny about paedophilia....you have let yourself down Pandorica
A heckle, from the back of the hall, no less.
Pandorica 02 Jun 14 10:21
I have a puncture repair kit. I can recover.
A most wonderous retort
Thank you both.
Pedalophile.
Quality single word gag imo.
The Leopard 02 Jun 14 10:18
Nothing funny about paedophilia....you have let yourself down Pandorica
A heckle, from the back of the hall, no less.
Pandorica 02 Jun 14 10:21
I have a puncture repair kit. I can recover.
A most wonderous retort
Thank you both.
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