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MC560 dn
28 May 14 22:54
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Just to clarify, it is a 'without Simon Cowell' market.

For me it would be Matt Dawson.
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Report Foinavon • May 28, 2014 10:56 PM BST
Tony Bliar, smack in the grinner.
Report ebulGery • May 28, 2014 10:59 PM BST
Simon Cowell
Report Burton-Brewers • May 28, 2014 11:01 PM BST
Louis Spence
Report call me a taxi • May 28, 2014 11:07 PM BST
As the raving gayer Louis Spence is spoken for, I'll choose a 'woman', Diane Abbott.
Report EastofEden • May 28, 2014 11:10 PM BST
Blair

but I would love to punch his lights out
Report ebulGery • May 28, 2014 11:13 PM BST
where your chivalry call me a taxiCryLaugh

still I have similar feelings every time I see Claire Balding on the boxBlush
Report prepared83 • May 28, 2014 11:19 PM BST
Is this also a without cj from eggheads fred? Derek acorah, silly old ca nt
Report ebulGery • May 28, 2014 11:25 PM BST
oh its without Simon Cowell...I just noticedSad
Report ebulGery • May 28, 2014 11:26 PM BST
Ben Elton
Report call me a taxi • May 28, 2014 11:35 PM BST
ebulGery
28 May 14 23:13   
where your chivalry call me a taxi


This is the 21st century, where women want to treated as equals to men, so there are some, not many though, that can be punched, like men.
And there is no chivalry for racists, especially when they weigh more than me.
Report The Leopard • May 28, 2014 11:40 PM BST
That white furry 2 shape on the between progs slots on bbc 2
Report ebulGery • May 28, 2014 11:42 PM BST
ok taxiHappy
Report sideshowbob • May 29, 2014 12:00 AM BST
hmm. only one you say? tricky this is. i need to deliberate on this one.
Report sideshowbob • May 29, 2014 12:01 AM BST
that bird with the nose would be on the shortlist. whats her name?
Report The Leopard • May 29, 2014 12:06 AM BST
Big Bird?
Report The Leopard • May 29, 2014 12:07 AM BST
Pinochio-eta?
Report sideshowbob • May 29, 2014 12:13 AM BST
the bird off the apprentice who hates everybody
Report Fabulous • May 29, 2014 12:19 AM BST
Richard Hammond

I would also choose him, if it was a famous person we were allowed to punch more than once.
Report prepared83 • May 29, 2014 12:23 AM BST
Actually i change mine to alex ferguson, or maybe steven gerrard. Actually it has to be the man with the water damaged pasty face. Step forward Steve sausage roll nose Bruce
Report patrick starr • May 29, 2014 12:40 AM BST
Jo Brand,i'd pay plenty to up it too windmill mode n all.
Report FOYLESWAR • May 29, 2014 7:39 AM BST
ian Duncan smith
Report HH Sultan Vinegar • May 29, 2014 8:07 AM BST
another vote for slimy sh1thouse war criminal Tony Blair
Report the.mad.dog.man • May 29, 2014 10:01 AM BST
mike tyson
Report geoff m • May 29, 2014 10:09 AM BST
Michael Mcintyre(Nap)
N.B Elton John
Report guinness2dear • May 29, 2014 10:13 AM BST
I've got it down to less than a 100 politicians..

I will return when i finalise my decision..
Report ebulGery • May 29, 2014 10:34 AM BST
Laugh guinness
Report CLYDEBANK29 • May 29, 2014 10:47 AM BST
The list could probably go on and on.  But four for starters....

Russell Brand, James Corden, and Louie Spence.  I'd leave the mrs to slap Carol McGiffin
Report Stevie Strikes • May 29, 2014 11:07 AM BST
Alan Carr.  He wouldn't be very chatty afterwards.
Report Dr Crippen • May 29, 2014 11:50 AM BST
Tony Blair - the most convincing liar of modern times.

Even the Tories called him The Master when he was PM.
Report bigmo • May 29, 2014 11:58 AM BST
Diane Abbot with the biggest shovel I could find.
Report lovegod • May 29, 2014 12:15 PM BST
Surely you would use a spade Bigmo?
Report bigmo • May 29, 2014 12:23 PM BST
Twas my first choice but didn't want the PC brigade down on me.Happy
Report Crisp77 • May 29, 2014 12:26 PM BST
Someone on the Ukranian forum has reserved Brad Pitt.
Report BrendanScrote • May 29, 2014 12:34 PM BST
John Craven
Report sofiakenny • May 29, 2014 12:44 PM BST
if punching the deceased is allowed......Thatcher.
Report blackpood • May 29, 2014 12:58 PM BST
Matthew Kelly
Report Back High Lay Low • May 29, 2014 1:19 PM BST
martin luther
Report spellingandgrammarchecker • May 29, 2014 1:22 PM BST
Justin Beiber.
Report Percy Filth • May 29, 2014 2:05 PM BST
Rylan Clarke
Report johnizere • May 29, 2014 2:40 PM BST
Has to be Tony Bliar.
but the chit chat massive will have to stop me beating him to meat paste.
Report Big_Issue • May 29, 2014 3:28 PM BST
Is Richie McClernon famous?
Report club20 • May 29, 2014 3:55 PM BST
As someone has already claimed that little tw@t Richard Hammond, my choice would have to be Nick Clegg.
I suppose it is a bit unfair to hit a man when he is down but I am sure that this is a valid exception to the rule.
Report guinness2dear • May 29, 2014 3:59 PM BST
I've got it down to 98..

This is harder than cracking the Enigma..
Report broadsword • May 29, 2014 4:10 PM BST
keith vaz
Report Dragon32 • May 29, 2014 4:14 PM BST
Alex Salmond, the fecking fat ****
Report bigmo • May 29, 2014 4:17 PM BST
All worthy contenders tbf.
Report HH Sultan Vinegar • May 29, 2014 4:21 PM BST
like to know which two g2D sidelined.
Report guinness2dear • May 29, 2014 4:27 PM BST
Rees-Mogg and Duncan Smith cos i'd rather use a chainsaw to them..
Report HH Sultan Vinegar • May 29, 2014 4:41 PM BST
fairy nough
Report MC560 dn • May 29, 2014 5:34 PM BST
Who said John Craven???!!
Report MC560 dn • May 29, 2014 5:34 PM BST
Who said John Craven???!!
Report Yorkshire Terrier • May 29, 2014 5:40 PM BST
Eamonn Holmes.
Report starfish and coffee • May 29, 2014 6:01 PM BST
Joey Essex
Report BennyBinion1 • May 29, 2014 6:02 PM BST
Davina Mccall
Report Vubiant • May 29, 2014 6:05 PM BST
A haymaker in the kisser for Harriet Harman would greatly satisfy.
Report dustybin • May 29, 2014 6:15 PM BST
tory mp philip davies
ex tory mp and ex banking sector apologist and now energy sector apologist angela knight
Report dustybin • May 29, 2014 6:15 PM BST
infact Id love to knock em out, bring em round then spark em out all over again
day in day out
Report dustybin • May 29, 2014 6:41 PM BST
*this ofc is a hypothetical answer and violence against anyone isnt advised.Mischief
Report dustybin • May 29, 2014 6:43 PM BST
(cos ofc these 2 tory ****s could very well get chinned any minute and I dont wish to be implemented)
Report YOMOMMA • May 29, 2014 6:56 PM BST
breon cockoron for ruining the exchange with a sportsbook.
Report bix • May 29, 2014 7:18 PM BST
TONY BLAIR.
Report SPOT THE DOG • May 29, 2014 8:31 PM BST
graham norton, say no more
Report akabula • May 29, 2014 8:48 PM BST
I'd disagree with you spot on the basis that one punch would not be enough
Report chavman • May 29, 2014 9:47 PM BST
amanda holden would benefit from a spot of waterboarding
Report curious-cat • May 29, 2014 9:51 PM BST
we should have had threads like this when Jimmy Saville was alive.
Report kpf • May 30, 2014 6:37 AM BST
Deffo Tony Blair but I am afraid the queue would be too long

So instead HRH The Prince of Wales
Report BrendanScrote • May 30, 2014 8:24 AM BST
I said John Craven ... what's your issue?

(and I only said it once)
Report black shuck • May 30, 2014 10:55 AM BST
Ronaldo....or noel Edmunds.....
Report Make my hay • May 30, 2014 11:07 AM BST
Stephen Hawking
Report Back High Lay Low • May 30, 2014 11:40 AM BST
Anne Frank
Report mandarin • May 30, 2014 12:15 PM BST
Blair....& I'd happily kick him on the way down...right in the Bush Angry
Report TheBetterBettor • May 31, 2014 9:47 PM BST
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