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trilby22
18 May 14 00:07
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Can one say penis in here?

Just testing ...
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Report trilby22 • May 18, 2014 12:09 AM BST
Good!

Girls, do you prefer length or girth?

Girth, right?  ExcitedHappy
Report doantwin2easy • May 18, 2014 12:13 AM BST
you'll have to wait for the lorry drivers to get off shift to answer that one.
Report sideshowbob • May 18, 2014 12:13 AM BST
theres an infamous website called penisland. it sells pens. of course, what else would it do? Plain
Report sideshowbob • May 18, 2014 12:17 AM BST
even better, on their faq page one of the questions is "can i provide my own wood?" Laugh
Report trilby22 • May 18, 2014 12:18 AM BST
The reason I ask is because I'm making a curry tomorrow (today?) and whilst in Tesco earlier I bought these two most huge courgettes ... and they look quite rude, actually.

One is 10" long and rather thin.

The other is a yummy 8" and rather fat! Excited
Report akabula • May 18, 2014 12:19 AM BST
You celebrating tonight trilby? Was a great game.
Report trilby22 • May 18, 2014 12:19 AM BST
Sainteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees!
Report trilby22 • May 18, 2014 12:25 AM BST
Perth is mental tonight - had to get out of town in case I got arrested ... asking gurlz bout courgettes Cool
Report trilby22 • May 18, 2014 12:29 AM BST
Bit of George Thorogood for ya'll here ... he did this in the Glesga Armadildo a few years ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtrR2E-o8Wg
Report PugMunter1 • May 18, 2014 12:29 AM BST
lol
Report PugMunter1 • May 18, 2014 12:30 AM BST
i bet perth is full of shereen nanjiani 2nite trilby?
Report trilby22 • May 18, 2014 12:39 AM BST
Perth was Hoochin', Pug!

Not a Tangerine in sight.
Report trilby22 • May 18, 2014 12:40 AM BST
Lorraine Kelly?

Fancy a courgette?
Report call me a taxi • May 18, 2014 12:40 AM BST
Any danger of you two posting in English, I haven't a clue what you're on about.
Report PugMunter1 • May 18, 2014 12:41 AM BST
good lad

saints deserved it today. Pleased for them
Report PugMunter1 • May 18, 2014 12:43 AM BST
whib posts would u like transkated taxi?
Report trilby22 • May 18, 2014 12:43 AM BST
Nae danger!

Get out the cab Laugh

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1cgFqhXCRk
Report call me a taxi • May 18, 2014 12:45 AM BST
PugMunter1     18 May 14 00:43 
whib posts would u like transkated taxi?


For starters...

PugMunter1     18 May 14 00:30 
i bet perth is full of shereen nanjiani 2nite trilby?
Report call me a taxi • May 18, 2014 12:46 AM BST
trilby22     18 May 14 00:39 
Perth was Hoochin', Pug!

Not a Tangerine in sight.


Then that ^^^^
Report PugMunter1 • May 18, 2014 12:49 AM BST
shereen nanjiani - f@nny - woman

St johnstone won scottish cup today and they are based in perth
Report PugMunter1 • May 18, 2014 12:51 AM BST
hoochin means busy in jockanese

dundee utd are known as the tangerines
Report PugMunter1 • May 18, 2014 12:56 AM BST
trilby av got a belter of a tune coming up
Report call me a taxi • May 18, 2014 12:58 AM BST
Oh fitba, I dinnae follow the game.
Duz ma heed in.
Report PugMunter1 • May 18, 2014 12:59 AM BST
courtesy of my mate. The well respected Petrus Romanus who posts on hear

m.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=USBG_NTceUo
Report call me a taxi • May 18, 2014 1:04 AM BST
Can't have any noise on, wife's asleep.
I know PR from before he was PR, got (or had) his email address here somewhere.
Report PugMunter1 • May 18, 2014 1:06 AM BST
pr is alive and well

still in contact via email
Report trilby22 • May 18, 2014 1:07 AM BST
Not really my scene, Pug.  I'm more into this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOVS14X3dfA

Taxi, wake up the wife and boogie-woogie baby!
Report call me a taxi • May 18, 2014 1:09 AM BST
Wake up the wife?!?!?!
I like my nuts where they are, not in a vice.
Report PugMunter1 • May 18, 2014 1:14 AM BST
trilby just foned a taxi and is en route to yours for a party

Laugh
Report trilby22 • May 18, 2014 1:19 AM BST
C'mon up Pug - we's a HOOCHIN'!
Report PugMunter1 • May 18, 2014 1:24 AM BST
wers the birds trilby?

Get them in a taxi to glasgow

Wink
Report trilby22 • May 18, 2014 1:36 AM BST
Frankie's on his road to ye Scared

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2565356/I-knew-I-doing-substances-drinking-I-didnt-want-help-But-former-playboy-Frank-McAvennie-road-redemption.html

Cheers ra noo Pug, got me a wee burd wanting a cucumber Tongue Out
Report PugMunter1 • May 18, 2014 1:41 AM BST
keep that courgette

it mite **** in handy

Wink
Report trilby22 • May 18, 2014 1:54 AM BST

May 17, 2014 -- 7:41PM, PugMunter1 wrote:


keep that courgetteit mite **** in handy


c o m e?

We're only getting started Shocked

Report PugMunter1 • May 18, 2014 2:07 AM BST
yeah c. Ome

enjoy urself and use protection

or just get her the mornin after pill. Thats what i would call ! A considerate lover '

[:laugh']
Report trilby22 • May 19, 2014 5:06 PM BST
Well, the courgettes worked ... best curry I've made this side of the Taj Mahal Cool
Report PugMunter1 • May 19, 2014 6:35 PM BST
Wink
Report akabula • May 20, 2014 9:50 PM BST
Expect a population explosion in Perth in 9 months time. Wink
Report trilby22 • May 20, 2014 10:18 PM BST
Wouldn't surprise me akabula ... McDiarmid Park could do with one!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-tayside-central-27457510

Looking forward to welcoming the Gers back in a couple of seasons Excited
Report Vubiant • May 20, 2014 10:20 PM BST
It's the Perth of the Blues ! Grin
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