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love hate is the best drama series you will ever watch
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You ask a fine question, sir, and 'tis one to which I shall cast my mind.
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Deceptively hard question.
One particular potato, papa pastusa, is much better for making chips with than other potatoes. This may explain the variability I've experienced in quality of homemade chips to date. |
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thats it!
My mum always uses new potatoes fos the sunday tea Fcukin delicious |
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I had a dream last night that I had broken my left leg and I couldn't get any help from anybody, it just got worse and the bone was disintegrating.
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leaves of chickweed boyled in vinegar and salt are good against mangines of the hands and legs, if they be bathed therewith.
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If you need to buy a new landline phone and you're with BT buy a new one with a built in answering machine, as BT now charges £1.75 per month for its previously-free 1571 voicemail service.
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To make sure the kitchen window is closed tight before using the Karcher pressure washer on the concrete outside.
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If you want to hide the annoying arrows when using filter in excel this simple macro hides them...
Sub autofilter () With Range ("a1:d1") .autofilter field:=1,visibledropdown:=false End with End sub Excel is pretty the best thing ever. I would get out more but I'm building a macro to automate my weekly Tescos shop. |
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Nothing ..... but didn't wake up till 5pm so still time yet
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Garners get paid £20 an hour, two of them turned up and it cost me 80 sovs. What a racket that game is.
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*Gardeners* I'm lobbing this laptop out of the window. All they did was pull a few weeds up and drink tea.
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you're quite lucky 10 didn't turn up then , tbh
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Today I learned not to bet on Wimbledon if you have hardly been following the tournament so far.
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Today i learned that life is so much more peaceful without the World cup to rob you Blind
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My garden isn't that big McM, they did a tidy job though but £20 an hour each cash in hand is a bit fierce I thought.
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I've not had a bet on Wimbledon Hank, I don't really like the sport.
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as long as they did a tidy job , i guess the minimum would be £15 hour
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I've ended up with a bet on Kvitova to save my Sharapova bacon Hank
Had a nice trade on Sharapova so bought Kvitova at 4's too , think she's a def for the final at least |
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Remembered that the integral of 2x is x^2 + C but realised that it's no effin use to me at my time of life.
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I learned I've got a new job. Wahoo!
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Well done Cobblaz
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Cheers! Hic!
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He's now a Gardener
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he had to leave the last garden job cos he only got £20 an hour and the owner kept appearing at the window in nothing but a pinny.
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20 quid an hour for working a rake, happy days.
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I've learned I can still be a nasty piece of work on the telephone, poxy insurance company trying to rip my wife off.
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I have learned that when it comes to buying a birthday card for his dad, my son always gives the same answer, when I ask where's my card, I will wish you a happy birthday face to face
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I learned today I can leave about 10 oven chips in the bag and not eat them just to finish them off.
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A heart needs a home.
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A fart in a spacesuit is worth two in the bush.
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the four quid bottles of wine from asda arent too bad
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The morning will come when the world is mine. Tomorrow belongs to me.
Or some other slacker. Pay attention. It's all becoming less benign. |
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I've learned that lovely old bodil is back on the booze
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dewey is a ..........
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That the BBC, in their race to get news on the telly first, are useless.
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don't talk to a donkey that has sh1t in it's ears
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that you're never to old to enjoy a rocket lolly or a callipo
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