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Chit Chat
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13 May 14
09:30
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Main keyring:
2 x front door
1 x side door
1 x bike shed
1 x window
1 x unknown
Bike keyring:
1 x D-lock
1 x chain lock
Work keyring:
1 x access card
1 x access fob
1 x locker
I think this is a lot of keys, am I gay?
2 x front door
1 x side door
1 x bike shed
1 x window
1 x unknown
Bike keyring:
1 x D-lock
1 x chain lock
Work keyring:
1 x access card
1 x access fob
1 x locker
I think this is a lot of keys, am I gay?
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If you are then how do I find the key to your heart
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Thinly veiled 'I have a job and own a bike' thread?
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Don't forget his windows too Roger...the fecking show off.
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1. * key ring (for a start)
2. Thinly veiled, "I don't own a car" 3. Unknown key = Basement dungeon or wife's chastity belt |
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Come on guys, open up your keyrings for Chit-Chat scrutiny, my database isn't going to fill itself.
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car key
front door key back door key key to sister's house key to padlock for back gate tesco club card key fob blood donors info fob I ♥ Nigel Farage Keyring good thread |
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HH get rid of that Tesco club card fob......man up !
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2 irrational dislikes in life
a) Attired men, who drape undone bow-ties around their neck, for that sophisticated, end of the evening look b) People who carry weighty bunches of keyrings around, burdened with dozens of pointless keys. One doorkey for me, attached to a light, rounded keyring. (Car key is a card, which is annoying, because I can't attach the two together, meaning I occasionaly forget the doorkey, to get back in, if the house is empty) All other keys - back door, conservatory, shed, bike etc. have their own keyrings and only come out when necessary What's the point of carrying a monolithic bunch of metal around everywhere? Plus, I loathe blokes who undo their bow-ties |
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Nothing irrational about number 1 imo.
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Car keys are electronic blobbins that live in a pot on the microwave
There's another key-ring I'd forgotten about so I'll detail it here: Shed keyring: 1 x shed key 1 x massive solid diamond |
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People often forget to have a little name and address tag on their key-rings. It saves so much hassle in the case of loss.
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^^^But make sure it is not your name and address ....oc !
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I have just checked in the mirror and there are no keys on my ring ... does this mean I am special?
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Only one shed Ken?
dear oh dear. |
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Car key,
two front door keys key to the safe where I keep all my dosh |
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2 x sheds, one for bikes only and one large one for general shedware. A man should have many sheds.
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Excellent Ken,
 , I have two sheds at home and one on my allotment. |
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There's also a garage that's not wide enough for the car and is, to all intents and purposes, a rather well-appointed shed, if that counts. Well, it's wide enough for the car but you'd have to climb out through the back door if you wanted to park in there.
It's all give and no take, this thread, isn't it. Another pet hate for poppydog - What about that certain kind of man (and it's always a man) who has his keys in his pocket attached to a long chain which is, in turn, attached to a belt loop? Death by ferrets for them, imo. |
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Man I play golf with occasionally has his tee peg attached to a bunch of keys with a piece of string (honest), so that when he plays his shot, his tee peg doesn't go flying and get lost.
I know a tee peg's not a key, but I thought forumites would find this both novel and interesting. But perhaps not. |
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I found that both novel and interesting, I thought you would like to know.
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Genuinely, what's a tee peg - is it just an ordinary golf tee
Furthermore, does the string not interfere with his swing? |
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Acrylic tag with paper insert
"car and house keys" one side "name name" and "e-mail@eircom.net" other side Front door mortice lock key Front door mortice lock key Front door Yale lock key Car key No address on the tag for obvious reasons. Two mortice locks on the front door. A plastic box of other keys/spares under the car passenger seat. |
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Tee peg is the thing you put your ball on before you hit/miss it (the tee is the big green thing covered in grass where you stand to hit the ball).
He takes the keys out of his pocket and places them near the tee peg before he strikes the ball. If you think about it, if he kept his keys in his pocket with the string attached to the tee peg, when he plays his shot he would probably send his trousers down the fairway as well as the ball. Some people say golf is boring, but not where I play. |
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Yale key - front door
Mortice key - front door Union key - back door Yale key - side door Rented out flat - 2 keys Brothers house - 2 keys Office - 2 keys Car - 1 key Bottle opener x 1 |
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My keyring:
1 x front door key 2 x car keys (my car and wifes car, wife doesn't have a spare key to my car) Back door key stays in the lock 24/7 All window keys stay in the locks 24/7 Patio door keys stay in the locks 24/7 All the other keys hang up in the kitchen 2 x side door 1 x padlock to shed 1 x key to meter cupboard outside 1 x key to mother-in-laws house 1 x key to sister-in-laws house 1 x key to next doors house 1 x key to house over the road 1 x key to safe (that has fack all in it) 1 x Komatsu fork lift truck key And about 8 keys I have no idea about |
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Bike D-lock key
Back-door key Garage door key Porch key Key to padlock on garage side door Letterbox key Side-entrance gate key Like Ken I would keep my car keys on top of the microwave if I owned a car. Or a microwave. I would also like to have a key to the shed door, but equally the shed would like to have a door that closes. |
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My sheds don't have locks either on the basis that the shed is worth more than the contents and I don't want it trashed by thieves trying to get in.
I've seen people with keys attached to a little chain and also with a little holster on the belt for their phone. What are they trying to say about themselves? |
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that tee peg keyring is a good idea. I might try marketing a gardeners key ring with a spade and/or fork.
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I'd like one with a wheelbarrow H.H. Not too expensive mind.
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Seriously, am I the only person with a bottle opener on their key ring? I thought it was in the rules.
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I don't have any keys.
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BTW why do you need to carry a shed key or more than one key to your house? Why not have then at home?
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OK, get ready for a veil. A thin one.
Town house front door key. Town house flat key. Country house key. 2 padlock keys for the gym. Key to my little safe box which contains all manner of delightful things. |
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cracking fred this!
erm...3 keys and a tiny usb memory card thingy. for all my important files, in case i gt burgled. trouble is, i havent backed up those files onto the card for about 3 years so its pretty pointless. |
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call me a taxi wrote:
My keyring: 1 x front door key 2 x car keys (my car and wifes car, wife doesn't have a spare key to my car) Back door key stays in the lock 24/7 All window keys stay in the locks 24/7 Patio door keys stay in the locks 24/7 All the other keys hang up in the kitchen 2 x side door 1 x padlock to shed 1 x key to meter cupboard outside 1 x key to mother-in-laws house 1 x key to sister-in-laws house 1 x key to next doors house 1 x key to house over the road 1 x key to safe (that has fack all in it) 1 x Komatsu fork lift truck key And about 8 keys I have no idea about saves them torturing you for the combo! |
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He could lend them the fork-lift truck, to just take it away
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Seriously, am I the only person with a bottle opener on their key ring? I thought it was in the rules. A man should be able to take off the cap of a beer bottle without a bottle opener. |
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Check here
http://www.urlesque.com/2010/09/20/open-beer-bottle-without-bottle-opener/ I use a bottle of beer as a bottle opener. |