Tonights Eurovision

ok cheers pants

whats
      the odds for a dead heat?

"cupid stunt is going to win"

I will not be a happy bunny if he does. Song was nothing special, I don't know why he is so popular.

Ireland always give us points :)

ffs finland bloke

agree md, just a gimmick .

no c**t likes us bar the odd its pretty clear to see

for someone with diva in their forum name that is a surprising comment

play on words only Zola...brilliant winning mare from Down Under our Diva above..

Incroyable, just goes to show what a messed up world we live in.

no offers

i know overseas :P

WALOFS


Givin me a headache as usual & not a clue what's goin on

so the trannies win do they .. or is there an on-chore  ??

That has seriously ruined my evening. Anyone but the bearded lady/thing

Ok for the UK to win we need to enter a transexual.

James Corden in a dress. Nailed on

.. I think I may now be sick .

would it do it for you without the beard MD .........

am off for a shave..seen quite enough

Seriously though I don't think Austrian entry was best, I don't give a **** about the man/woman thing.

It was like a mediocre bond theme, there were better songs.

Spain get 10th at the death

I'll do it for a few hundred

good beard in all honesty

had worse

Seriously though I don't think Austrian entry was best, I don't give a **** about the man/woman thing.

It was like a mediocre bond theme, there were better songs.

You don't get Eurovision do you?

Neither do I but I love it

Miss World speech....

there trying to get this sort of thing as normality.

shouldn't be allowed, simple, part of todays brainwashing cr@p

I wouldn't mind bearded thing winning if the song had been something special.

wins a box of triple box razors

The day Eurovision died!

May 10, 2014 -- 5:27PM, Capt__F wrote:

had worse

Oh I get eurovision Ovalman, I'm just venting as I was well green on Holland and feel cheated :)

Sadly the way of the world when a beard is worth around 100+ points

Diamonnnnddss arreeee foreeeeevaaaaa!

can't believe nobody's pointed out her name is Wurst

a fake beard mind you

Beards ok but the friggin hair needs work

hijacked by gays
just another gay parade
always was sh1t anyway
beardo romps home
welcome to bandit country

Russell Brand is seething no doubt.

It must be said, if *I* was to disguise myself as a woman, I'd shave the beard off. Just saying.

I think it's beginners mistake, and Austrian Drag Artist Schools should be teaching this stuff, it's not for me to say.

about time these benders were put back in their place!
along with cyclists & p@kis

it's a fake beard

I have no problem with a man wanting to dress as a woman, but why the beard?

Yes, Pumpy, the hair looks dreadful too.

Dana International knew how to do it!

the butchers hands are for real

bit cruel on trannies tbh

"can't believe nobody's pointed out her name is Wurst"
"Her" name is actually Thomas Neuwirth

Ironic that he adds the "sausage" when he removes it. Photo as man here:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conchita_Wurst
(That page is probably going to get vandalised to hell by the lovely people on the internet so .. buyer beware!)

YOUD THOUGHT YOUD SEEN IT ALL IN EUROVISION WELL YOU HAVE NOW

Ron-Russian, are you a UKIP canidate or Clarkson after a drink

Wurst - Lunger 

did you enjoy Do wah Diddy ? did you approve

if Farage gets in its Aidios Eorovision

Dodgy voting, dodgy beards, dodgy singing, dodgy outfits, if you look past the minor things its actually well worth watching

He wouldn't know tictacman ... mam has smashed the telly up !

  abit late for do wah to be up

"Dodgy voting, dodgy beards, dodgy singing, dodgy outfits, if you look past the minor things its actually well worth watching"



Yes, despite my moaning, I loved it

ma's singing

Farage will never "get in" to a position to ditch eurovision.
He might take enough votes to get Miliband in, which would be ironic re tonights result as I doubt Miliband could grow a f***ing beard if the nadless weasel tried

Come on Do Wah, tell us what you thought of it

well thats that..the bearded wunga worst wins

Flint take care of the beard

WE USED THE PULL AWAY SKIRT WHEN BROTHERHOOD OF MAN WON IT
SO THEY DECIDE TO USE A BEARED MAN AND GO ONE STEP BETTER

LOOK GUYS, there is plenty to moan about, 3 1/2 hours of that FFS !!!!






See you all next year

HOW CAN YOU EXPECT TO BRING A CHILD UP NORMAL ,WHEN THE TOP T V STATIONS ALLOW THAT ON T V

i know i saw mr gove on the news too.

I JUST HOPE THEY DISCUSS IT ON WOMANS HOUR ON THE RADIO ON MONDAY

facial hair ?

did you enjoy the show DO wah ? the nation wants to know

I'd probably watch "loose women" if it was 4 men in drag

Your out of luck there, at the mo you only have Cilla Black.

FILTH ,THEY SHOULDNT ENCOURAGE IT

IT USED TO BE A FAMILY PROGRAMME ,HOW CAN YOU SIT THERE WITH YOUR GRANNY AND GRAND DAUGHTER  AND EXPLAIN THAT AWAY

Actually granny probably has her own beard by now.

http://bit.ly/1uOuIve

adoff would be spinning in his grave,its enough to make a bishop burn his bible

Mixing up brotherhood of man with bucks fizz there do wah, an easy mistake for sure.

did maam enjoy the show do wah ?

not made his mind up

They should h

Ssorry
"Mixing up brotherhood of man with bucks fizz there do wah, an easy mistake for sure."

You should have seen the one show this week Oldgold, they had "Brotherhood of Fizz" I think they were called, orginal members doing a medley. It was cuttign edge stuff though,  I think one of the Zimmers had bluetooth

After such an emotional night, do you think Neil Lennon will rest Georgie Samaras for the Dundee game.

"You should have seen the one show this week Oldgold, they had "Brotherhood of Fizz" I think they were called, orginal members doing a medley. It was cuttign edge stuff though,  I think one of the Zimmers had Bluetooth"

I saw the Brotherhood of Fizz performance on The One Show.

It was awful. I was embarrassed for them.

Cheryl Baker still very pretty tho' and looking lovely at 60.

I was only half watching (was listening) I thought the 2 blondes performing were "replacements"?

until she opens her gob diva

May 10, 2014 -- 1:50PM, sideshowbob wrote:

ukraine i meant. tick tock! all this russia ukraine business has obviously messed with me braincells! france is the worst of the lot, should 2 billion to 1. these joke songs dont get the time of day anymore.

gutted how this is has gone. sneaked spain in the top 10 on the last vote and backed austria but not as much as i was going to.

but big letdown was what i said about france. it was 8/1 to finish last and it was never in doubt from early on in the voting. plus wanted 500 on germany to beat france at 2.1+ which i thought was a fantastic bet, but only got 115 matched. sick as a parrott.

though even more gutted i didnt see the songs ages ago. armenia was the lay of the century at odds on. whenever the heck it went odds on.

Cheryl Baker and Jay Aston who were on the One Show were the original singers.

Jay was replaced by Shelley Preston for a while but she is now back.

I think Brotherhood of Man and Bucks Fizz they should call it a day now.

I certainly wouldn't pay to see them. But I suppose they enjoy themselves and it keeps their pensions topped up

thank god for ABBA on bcc1 now.... sing up y'all

made 795 quid on it and feel like ive lost thousands. if id followed it properly like i used to do in previous years id have cleaned up. this is the stuff that eats away at a gamblers brain.

**** it. forget about it. wheres that fred about quorn??

Sideshow : Is the order votes are announced known in advance - that's the crucial thing.

i think it is. there used to be some very shrewd guys on the specials forum. i havent looked in this year, but in previous years theyve posted all the orders etc.

That makes sens sideshow. The order is crucial but mathematically complex.

About say 10 countries in austria was barely ahead of holland, but odds were like 1.16 vs .. 16 or something mad.
Anyway, very differnt. That makes no sense in a random order BUT if the order is preknown and calculated, it may have made sense.

I wonder whether there's some inside information that heavily affects the odds???

ZZtop will pi$$ it next year

I lost £20 but only because I didn't have a clue how to trade out on Sweden when I had other bets in the market.

The winner was staring me in the face. I didn't like him/ her and it prejudiced my betting decisions. Eurovision always up throws something like this. The song was crap but he/she was a good singer and well delivered.

As always certain songs are guaranteed high places no matter how they done. Russia despite all the politics finished 7th but are guaranteed top points from Belarus and Azerbaijan, I think I'll use that to my advantage next year.

I rarely bet but Eurovision is one of those nights I really enjoy a punt.

"The winner was staring me in the face"

What a horrible thought

Here's the scary part:

http://files.stv.tv/imagebase/128/623x349/128227-christine-bleakley-had-moles-removed.jpg

How tightly does each country keep secret their vote before they announce it on TV?

Oval....