The Island with Bear Grylls - ch 4 now

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THE LEPERD IM GLAD YOUR STILL HERE .I DONT SAY ALOT BUT I NOTICE WHATS GOING ON

Glad you're still here too, Do Wah....hope Slippy gets back.

THEY WILL LET HIM BACK IM SURE,I JUST HOPE HE COMES BACK AND DOESNT TAKE IT PERSONALLY

I GOT BANNED FOR A MONTH ONCE ,AND I THOUGHT HOW CAN THEY DO THIS TO ME ,DO THEY KNOW WHO I AM
I WAS TALKING TO MY SELF EVERY 61 SECONDS IN EVERY MIN
I JUST HOPE HES NOT GOT THAT HEAD ON

YOU COULD EVEN BE NOEL EDMUNDS ON HERE AND THEY WOULD STILL BAN YOU

IM SURE THEY KNEW I HAD SUNG TO DEL SHANNON ,BUT THEY STILL BANNED ME

Was that Del Boy's Irish cousin?

NO THIS WAS THE REAL DEL SHANNON ,WHOS HAD LOADS OF TOP TEN HITS ,AND WAS GOING TO BE THE NEXT BAND MEMBER OF THE TRAVERLING WILLBERRYS WITH BOB DYLAN ,AND GEORGE HARRISON AND TOM PETTY

I SAID TO DEL THE DAY I LEFT HIM AT THE BAR AFTER ID SUNG TO HIM  AT THE WILLOWS CLUB IN SALFORD ,YOU CANT CARRY ON DRINKING THE WAY YOUR DRINKING DEL AND HE TOOK HEED OF ME ,

AND HE SHOT HIS SELF JUST AFTER

ILL NEVER FORGET HIS FACE AS I STARTED PLAYING MY PRETEND GUITAR TO HIM AND SINGING  TO
HIM ,THE ANSWER TO EVERYTHING ,
HE ORDERED A TREBLE RUM AS I WAS SINGING

Well, we can't all be musical.

IVE GOT TO GO THE LEPERD BUT HAPPY HUNTING XXXX

Night

Watching it on C4+1. Would love to try this but that retired copper would fecking annoy me.

Seems harmless enough ?

Yes, but tried taking charge from moment one. The jungle is different to the streets of Manchester...

Then started kipping.

I hope this turns out to be a true test of survival but knowing Channel 4 Alan Carr will turn up and offer them all the chance to win a buffet.

Use his glasses to make fire in the sun

Not strong enough.

Travels about the world making out he's a survival expert eating dirt and **** to survive but when the cameras off, tucks into a four course ****g meal that Rosie O'donnel would struggle to finish. When the ratings are low he pulls stunts like drinking his own piss and inserting stick insects up his back nine to repair a shattered kidney. Fake as Pamela Anderson's tits but half as watchable. Bear Grylls, your a massive massive ****.

He's not even a real Bear.

Chief of the Scouts though ?

Yes, that's a fact, Facts. He took over from ex Blue Peter presenter Peter Duncan.

Thank god Bear has restored the Scouts credibility !

So they haven't found the McDonalds on the other side of the island yet

On again.

That's the trouble when you don't go all inclusive.

I hope we see someone getting stung by a stingray or getting eaten by a crocodile

Throw the net on the birds

Crocodile time

brave chaps

Where's their machete?

New handbags and boots all round.

wonder what it tastes like

Knowing their luck the fire has probably gone out.

it will taste wonderfull after a week of feck all !

the luvvies will be complaining after that murder

Poor old cayman, killed for our entertainment

Heston Blumenthal seething that he didn't think of this.

I've eaten croc and I thought it tasted like fishy chicken but more chicken than fish.

A few press articles this week seem to suggest that the finding of those large fishing nets may have not been pure luck

Ryan getting bullied

He's breached health & safety

After they 'found' the fishing net I was expecting them to walk around the headland and find a brand new fully fitted kitchen with a generator washed up on the shore and a fully charged satellite mobile phone.

I'm a bit surprised that none of them are very inventive. The first hunting aid should be a simple atlatl. Easy and quick to make, it would improve their chances enormously with the seabirds.
Also, they need to 'tool-up' and actively target the caymans (that looks SO wrong!! ). That is their best source of protein so far.

Channel was accused of fakery last night after it emerged producers set up a water supply and let loose two crocodiles on survival show The Island with Bear Grylls.

It has also emerged that four of the “13 ordinary men” marooned for a month were TV ­professionals with experience of extreme conditions and at least two had worked with Grylls before.

In last week’s opening episode, the dehydrated camp-mates came close to despair as time ran out to find a source of fresh drinking water.

When they eventually found it, viewers were not told that the murky supply was actually a rubber-lined pool put there by the production crew

I suppose some of this fakery is necessary...the water supply for example, or they would all simply die in episode three. Mind, we could watch the birds, crabs and other locals enjoying their feast!

I must say that I find the Ed(?) Stafford series 'Marooned' a much greater challenge. He is marooned in various different areas with nothing...not even his underpants, usually! 

When they eventually found it, viewers were not told that the murky supply was actually a rubber-lined pool put there by the production crew

That's a classic, Percy!