englands drowning

Bizarre.

lifeguard needed

Oi, Dotchinite, show some respect - Tambhoy is one of chit-chat's heaviest drinkers.

'Tow it out and sink it' - oh no hang on thats Norn Ireland

i million scots are p1ssing themselves laughing in the street at this very moment.
the deluge is making its way down the m74 and will arrive in northern england by 5pm.

always loook on the brightside of life

no water shortage this year , there is always positives

just showed all the floods & ten said 'that's just what came down the other night'  'the same gain is on it's way'

I'm glad i live in a Birmingham flat now

Birmingham flats are underrated

if everyone in china drank an extra litre of water a day and held their pish in, maybe that'd help keep water levels down? it's something the EU could subsidise.

apparently they'd need to drink 100,000 litres to have any appreciable affect.

lets be honest. 5 days of fantastic weather in summer and there will be water shortage and hose pipe bans etc

it's normally wet in winter

whats all the fuss is about


its all good for the garden anyway

stench will be just awful when water recedes

"an almost unparalleled natural disaster" says an Army chief

I doubt they're covering it much in the Philippines to be honest mate

will this bring house prices down in some southern areas