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Corn Exchange, bum sex. You can`t go wrong.
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Talk to her like she's human. Always works for me and the look of shock on her face is always good value.
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Dont deflate her immediately after the vinegar strokes, show you care.
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http://www.skiddle.com/cities/Leeds/christmas.html
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can someone explain the corn exchange position please? Sounds a bit like it involves another fella, in which case, I'm oot.
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Yes that's easy. You creep into the bushes. Drop your pantaloons. Bend over and touch your corns with your fingertips and wait. Et voilà! You get something in exchange for baring your rivet.
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Gadzooks OOTR, have you been in prison?
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Not yet but I run the risk after the last suggestion.
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Hello OOTR
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Hello EGG. Good to see some familiar names here.
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betfair police on there way..... standby .....romero foxtrot 69
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thanks for your input
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Take her to see Jungle Book at WYP supposed to be really good, have a nice meal and do some shopping. That should give you some hope of her letting you watch sport over the hols
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Duck and Drake pub. Live band every night and real ale. Beat that.
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