would you bother asking out some random shop girl?

how big are the chebs

non-existent.

she looks like a little boy. i like that.

whats that sigmund? shurrup freud you bellend.

What do you have to lose? A rejection, a wasted evening? On the other hand you could ask out a little boy. He would be unlikely to be in a relationship, be a lezza, have kids or a bad back.

unlikely to have a yoohoo either

Most likely Polish......nailed on

kocham swoje cycki. Czy mogę mieć pieścić

Y'know, Bob, you really do seem to have a negative approach to life.
When you looked at this girl, did all these 'perhaps' thoughts actually go through your head?

I think you SHOULD ask her out. Her reply will be very interesting...probably something along the lines of "No way! You have crazy thoughts." OR "Yes, if you'll stop staring at me!"

Give it a go...you know you want to.

Listen to Naydam Bob and go for it. As Del Boy says None but the brave. Let us know how you get on

"I don't work here, I'm working towards my Home Help badge"

is that a woggle in your pocket are you just pleased to se me?

...I would if she was Claire Danes....

..in the aptly named "Shopgirl".

good film.

Did it once, in a rare display of brio, was rubbish. Would do it again though. I'm trying to give up being shy.

A married cheating lesbian with kids and mental issues who watches programmes for such people, who also has a bad back and snores.

You're not asking for much are you?

Hayle from the cafe ?

go for it. she may well be available.

If she closes the curtains and takes the red light out of the window you are quids in.

carry Euros

lol shes not foreignish.

its just when i first talked to her she pretty much blanked me, then the second time i didnt bother saying anything, but she started talking to me. and shes being doing that since. which is weird. if she just wasnt interested in me, why would she start conversations with me when i go in now? if shes just being polite, why did she blank me the first time? which leads me to think she initially presumed i couldnt possibly be interested in her, but ive kinda given her a green light in her mind. so im wondering why she would think i wouldnt be interested in her. and she doesnt seem shy either, so that cant be it.

She probably thinks you look like a shoplifter. When I worked in a shop I found the best way to annoy the smackheads was talk to them.

They knew that you were keeping an eye on them then

Instead of all 'wondering' and bluff and counter-bluff, why the **** don't you ask her? It must be easier than all these mental gymnastics!
If you go on like this she WILL think "Well, sod him. I tried, but he's just not interested!"

What kind of shop is it?

DIY

It's just occurred to me, Bob. Who the Hell are you to describe this lass as "some random shop girl"

Sounds like you belong in Thingy Abbey! You know nothing about this girl. Have you thought how she might see you?

Some random Betfair geezer, probably.

Actually, I think she might be Romanian or - Bulgarian.

Advance scout, check out the territory and all that malarkey these people get up to.

you know!

I understand your dilema SSB.

i chatted up what i thought was a very shy girl in marks and spencer the other day.

after about 5 minutes i felt like it was me doing all the talking but she hadn't moved away, so i went in for the kill.

I was gutted when I got up close and discovered it was a bloody mannequin.

i through her to the floor and made a hasty exit.

Hi, I'm bob. Would you like to come out for a drink or a bite to eat one evening.
No thanks/ Yes I'd love to thank you. Grow a pair ffs. You can't be asking for advice on here every time you get a hard on.

Don't say 'bite to eat' I fackin hate that expression.
If I was this girl, which I'm not, and you said 'Come out for a bite to eat'

I'd say 'Bite to eat? Bite to eat? You poser. Go away and never darken my shop doorway again you sad excuse for a human being.'

And it might knock your confidence a bit that, if the above scenario happened.

A pleasing chit chat thread.

Don't forget your bank statement when you finally get round to asking her out. Then she'll know you've got enough money to import the rest of ther family.

For what it's worth, back when I was a young 'un, I worked in a couple of shops (well one shop and one 'restaurant').

In both, the way the girls talked about some of the customers would make a sailor blush, so you might well have a chance.

"she may be married, in a relationship, a lezza, have kids, have mental problems, watch soaps, have a bad back, snore, or all of them"

To be fair anybody you meet anywhere could be one or a combination of those.

Ask her to fill in a questionnaire.


Come to think of it,

wish I'd have thought of this thirty years ago.

Aye! You'd have ended up as a bloody monk!

I got on with a girl in my local shop for ages, asked her out a few times but she said no, but we kept chatting and having a laugh when we saw each other, we eventually exchanged numbs and txt now and again, have i really not a hope in hell here as she thinks of us as mates? Id be known as a bit of a drinker and a header so perhps shes wary of this!

To be honest Bhoys, the way you describe yourself, you sound like the boyfriend from Hell! Can you really blame her for steering  wide course?
"Perhaps she's wary of this". Perhaps she doesn't want to know that lifestyle, and who can blame her?

I think you need to do all of your 'wild-rovering' BEFORE you decide to start a meaningful relationship, otherwise it will never work.

This is going to sound odious, but it's a fact.

I'd be perfectly civil with shop assistants while in their company, but chances are they would be rather limited (yes they might not be but Id guess 90% are in that position because they have no redeeming features) and therefore would tire of them extremely quickly.

If on the other hand they would keep their traps shut.........

Wisewords naydam, that would mean giving up the drink completly im afraid, sad thing is i think id choose it over that girl if i eventually got out with her giving the choice im afraid thats addiction for ya

lots of people from do shop work. Wouldnt say it has any bearing on intelligence. Might be part time why she does uni course for all we know

*while

yeah the 1 i know is at uni and shop part time, such a great girl to

she may be married, in a relationship, a lezza, have kids, have mental problems, watch soaps, have a bad back, snore, or all of the above. not sure i cba wasting an evening finding out which one.


as long as she hasn't got a bad back ... and Snores .... you're probably Quids in !!


why not ask her out for a drink .. and she can decide what they are

It's all dependent on age.
If she was very young then you could give her a few years grace for not breaking out of the shackles applied to everyone in life. If however she was in her thirties or over then I'm afraid she must be simple and therefore will have about as much depth as a toilet.

Thems the truths

True age is key

and if you want a serious answer ..

Thoughts Travel

Only you know her answer in advance !