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You are a man and you are stranded on a small deserted island with no chance of escape. The only other person on the island is the world's most beautiful woman. She makes it quite clear that she detests you and that she will never ever have sex with you. What would you do?
If you are a woman, please reverse the gender references above. I'm sure the replies would be somewhat different.
If you are a woman, please reverse the gender references above. I'm sure the replies would be somewhat different.
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Make sure I renew my sky package
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If there is no food on the island, I know what I would do. And if she did agree to have sex with me and there was no food on the island, I know what I would do after coitus!
I hope this clarifies the matter! |
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I'd have sex with Wilson
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Open a shop and tell her she's banned unless she puts out.
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Kill her, cook her and eat her.
Food is more important than a shag. |
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Don't normally subscribe to these kind of posts, but.....
They (whoever they are) say that **** sapiens tastes pretty much like pork! Well, I just had a good old feel around my own personage, and I can't believe there would be anything worth eating, other than my legs and I wouldn't even fancy that with the predominance of muscle and sinew! Actually the "spare ribs" could be good! |
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Good grief!!!! "H0M0"
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OP recommends that for sake of argument there is plenty of food around.
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In that case, get her to cook it.
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Tell her she does nothing for you whatsoever, and has all the seductive skills of a rabid hippo.
You'll be having angry sex by sunset |