What is the most horrendous thing you have ever experienced in a public toilet ?

Walking out of one (with a young lady) to be confronted by a queue of rather irate females waing to pee..

I hope she was worth it

And how much did she cost?

She was delicious, vv..

But i must say i've seen friendlier opposing props than those irate bladder full females..

I saw someone having a piss once

I bet u did Percy,u must be one of those guys having a sneak peek at the urinal

Percy: I thought you would have posted on my growler fred. Although as far as i am aware, Paula Wilcox has never shown hers on screen?

A junkie shooting up, it was very disturbing to see his wretched face.

That is pretty horrendous the filthy stinking junkies, cant stand the filthy bastards, i hope he overdosed.

Did you know some betting shops install ultra violet lights in the toilets so they can't locate their veins?

He looked completely shot v-w and I'm going back 5 years now so the chances are he's brown bread by now I would have thought.

ye some public toilets have those ultra violet lights as well
****g scum the ****g lot of them
I have never taken drugs and i don't feel that i have missed out on anything either.
i would round up all the junkies lock them in a room with all the drugs and rusty needles they could wish for and let them keep shooting up until they were all dead then set light to the place, to eliminate their remains as i wouldn't want anyone clearing up their rancid mess.

What's your view on the Methadone programme?

Although I am aware of my user name (as has been pointed out on occasions before on here), I actually walked in on 2 men with one blowing the other one silly. Cue me being told where to go and find somewhere else for a p**s.

A cesspit of a service station somewhere in New South Wales wine country. There was sh*t everywhere on the walls, well above the level that a normal human being could achieve. Obviously I did my bit to contribute and vomited all over the shop.

Speed dick.

When I first used one of those Dyson Airblade hand dryers... I thought it was going to rip my arms right off!

Oct 11, 2013 -- 7:32PM, History Maker wrote:

A cesspit of a service station somewhere in New South Wales wine country. There was sh*t everywhere on the walls, well above the level that a normal human being could achieve. Obviously I did my bit to contribute and vomited all over the shop.

I love these really filthy dirty stories
Pity the poor f ucker that had to clean that effing mess up

public toilet in brighton on a Saturday night when I was a teenager,loads of blokes in there but I was the  only one having a piss,all the rest were sort of just loitering except one burly bloke who just stared at me.

I was in a nightclub and this girl had followed me in, we were bang at it in a cubicle when the bouncers kicked the door open, we got thrown out...

Catterick Racecourse toilets late 90's. Paul Carberry was riding for Gordon Richards and rode a four-timer this day but that's not the point.

Went into the freezing cold bogs there and had to break a coelacanth of a sh1t the Yorkie dirty-trousers before me gave birth to, with an old mop-handle.

Fk me, it was like a naval troop-carrier.

Thought I saw a ghost in a cubicle once....

































































Almost sh@t meself.

I'll get me coat.

Just mad about the Whites!

Wanderers nut Nicholas Murray had a hair-raising time at the Whites' make or break final match against Middlesbrough.

Because he knew that the outcome of the game would determine his new look for next season.

Nicholas, aged 25, had agreed weeks before the match that if Bolton were relegated he would shave his head entirely, but if the team stayed in the Premiership, he would be sporting a mohican style haircut.

And this is not the first time his football related antics have landed him in the public eye.

Seven years ago he managed to fall asleep in the toilets at Burnden Park during the last game of the season and ended up being locked in overnight.

His story made the national newspapers and was featured on Channel 4's The Big Breakfast.

Sandra

I think there's a post on the Betting Shop Characters thread where the manageress of the shop (Laddies I think) went to the khazi to find out if the black bloke in there was okay as he had been gone quite a while. He hadn't locked the door, and when she opened it he had his callards round his ankles and was knocking one out while reading a **** mag.     

Probably pikie kids.  They didnt seem to understand the concept of a toilet, they just shat on the floor on the seat up the wall, just revolting.  And then seemed to want to hang around there to admire their work.  I had warned the barmaid about them when they turned up but she seemed to think they would be ok, like their reputation was some sort of racism.  They wont be inviting the, back for sure.

A turd soup on a mersey ferry back in 83...I tried to flush it away, it overflowed and the rest they say is history.

my dad was talking to the toilet assistant at piccadilly circus underground station years ago and he told my dad "if someone actually comes in here for a sh1t its liuke a breath of fresh air"!

^^

A chinese man squatting with his pants around his ankles I thought about teaching him about the amazing invention the have now a days called a door lock.

I also saw an eastern european in a similar state, but I didnt think about teaching her.....

This one I think


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJrWlHRT-18

Load off yer mind Steve

yeah

terry

and steve

Not a public toilet, but a club one, and this wasn't horrendous, just plain weird.

Pretty much everyone was screwed up on their drug of choice, legal or otherwise, ("Ginseng mate, all about the ginseng" was probably the least plausible explanation).

Quite a few people, including me, were just looking at themselves in the mirror, not through vanity, but messed up curiousity - 'F*ck I'm f*cked' syndrome.

Anyway, one bloke had a Doors t-shirt on, with the lyrics of People are Strange on the back. Someone just went 'Dum, dum, dum, dum' and things got slightly out of hand, ended up with about 50 people singing it as more and more people came in to see what the hell was going on, then joined in.

geoorge michael and a man in a cop outfit

Anyway, one bloke had a Doors t-shirt on, with the lyrics of People are Strange on the back. Someone just went 'Dum, dum, dum, dum' and things got slightly out of hand, ended up with about 50 people singing it as more and more people came in to see what the hell was going on, then joined in

That is absolute quality HM, really made me

Was quite funny Slippy. At the end there were at least 30, probably closer to 60 of us laughing about what a bunch of complete twits we were, just a some idiots having a good time. Got wrecked, had fun, no on hurt, perfect night.

How sad, how very very sad.

No mention of anyone being in  a toilet when a roman candle was rolled under the door


could see  2 pair of feet in same cubicle under the door

toilet was in a subway on hammersmith broadway was like a ****g warzone with smoke

Reminds me of the one time I went to the Good Mixer in Camden, we were pretty pissed and spent most of the night winding up the bar manager.
It was all good natured and he was laughing but telling us to keep it down as the owner was upstairs.

About half ten I went for a slash and I stood to the right of a complete stranger at the urinals and my mate stood the other side of him.

I asked where the guy was from and when he said Croyden, one of us said 'Croyden attack' it kept getting repeated and louder and louder until the stranger joined in and all three of us were hammering on the wall with our fists and screaming 'CROYDEN ATTACK'.

Next thing the manager burst in and chucked me and my mate out, the stranger must have woken up the next day wondering what the fluck  happened.

The Best Mate enclosure at Cheltenham 2 years ago during the Festival. The khazis are under the stand, and a queue of about 12 men waiting for one of the two cubicles to become vacant. Amid much noise as racing was on, we could hear voices in one of the cubicles, when the door opened two blokes came out.

Probably doing coke.

or each other up the wrongun

went into a public toilet and some dirty khoont had had a hummungos shyte that would have made an elephants eyes water in the piss trough !

oh FFS! public toilets never ever cease to surprise
I always think of the poor bastard that has to clean up the mess
I just couldn't do it

im not sure which is worse mens or womens bogs
women wipe bloody a bloody finger up the wall, men **** all over the wall and floor
Dirty gits

I was in a nightclub called Garibaldis in Great Yarmouth some time mid 90s.

Big queue of blokes trying to get to the tray and a guy near the back in his late 30s was so desperate to go he offered to drink a pint of what was in the tray if he could jump the queue.

We let him go to the front , he had a pee and then ran a pint glass through the 5 inches deep of urine and cigarette butts and downed it.  People retching everywhere.  His mates told me that he did it every week and usually bet everyone in the queue £2 each to make his drinking money for the night.

When I was very young (certainly less than seven) my mum took me for a week in ????? (Hornsea maybe)!

Even at such a young age I knew it wasn't good!

The site's toilets were hideous! Stinking "Elsan" chemical toilets with sh!t, and strange drawings, all over the walls!

I was on the bog,guy next cubicle humming last xmas

It must have been a yuletide log!...........













I'll get my coat...........

When a student someone actually layed out a Marrow sized turd in the middle of the toilet floor, people were coming in to marvel at the size of it.