Top ten hairiest motts in films..

"Judith"
In Life of Brian.

Don't know her name.

found her
http://faptuary.net/wp/sue-jones-davies-nude-monty-python-life-of-brian/

Already named by cj earlier Studyform. Although i'm not convinced it wasn't an earlier poor Hebrew merkat on show..

Ahh, I missed that, sorry, cj
You didn't get to be where you are today without being 1st in on hairy muffs.

Hehehe.

Don't any of you chappies watch Mehican or Spanish movies?

didnt demi moore sport a rather lavish bush in one of her films?

She did in Penthouse or similar. I haven't seen a film of hers where she does..

I had a jazz mag with Demi in when I was in uni, technically it was a full hamburger shot but her great big boosh blotted it all out.

Obviously Rachel Weiss showed hers in just
About every film she appeared in - but was it
A wig in them all .

I would say so. And you can add Winslet in that as well..

Tara FitzGerald was a good mention.

So hairy, it was actually part of the plot in one film.

gail porter has more hair on her f anny than on her head--defo

Young Maizy from Uncle Buck has grown up..

Gaby Hoffmann would get in my top 50..

Liz Hurley had a nice lady garden before it was shaved off.

Where did Liz Hurley appear then ?

Suzanna Hamilton in the film 1984.

I think she has since apologised for the state of it.

Hairiest Mott I've seen is Ian Hunter.

Actually, Liz Hurley was in the first ever Loaded and had alarming spiders legs.

Yes but has she got a mott that's been shown on film, and is deserved of a place on the list?

Good call Jack. One scruffy one i'd certainly forgotten about..

Ahhh... bush confession time, I had the 1984 chick mixed up with Tara Fitzgerald...

Although only on TV, I have a vague nightmarish recollection of Kathy Burkes in Mr Wroes Virgins.

Nooooooo

As a teenager in the 70's, I will always have a soft spot for a bit of shag pile carpet - brings back memories.

Julie Walters has shown her acorn antique a few times. Let's hope no one has seen Victoria Wood in an early thespian role..

Yeah, some drama about outward bound courses or something for Julie Walters ?

This was Red Triangle no video recorder 'timing is everything' viewing.

Twas called - She'll Be Wearing Pink Pyjamas..

Another vague recollection, but confirmed by google, Pam St Clement (Pat Butcher) full frontal in a play for today.
Send me £10 and i wont put up a link

Btw if you put her name in google you get "Lesbian relationship with Moira Stewart and Patricia Routledge"

Thank fook it wasn't on film..

I hadn't realised Victoria Wood
is a thespian .

Diane Abbott in King Kong.

I would take the 1.01 on Diane chinning KK..

Oct 9, 2013 -- 3:44AM, kenny mann wrote:

Diane Abbott in King Kong.

canny

I think you chit chatters have led very sheltered lives..

The utterly filthy and gorgeous......

Dana Delany in Exit to Eden.

And probably the best bush ever to appear in American filums...

Kathy Beller in The Betsy.

thread needs some links to hairy mots imo

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clarise van outen in black book.


she had to dye it blond to hide that she was jewish ....just fecken shave it off yer daft blonde

A proper blonde one...

Susannah York (yes really) in an Altman film called Images...

Rumour has it our first lady PM was nicknamed Thatch with good reason

lady she certainly wasnt
the ******* witch

Is that why she always sat next to Barbara Bush at official dinners ?

Maria Schneider in Last tango in Paris is a shocking omission.

Nice one Jack..

Nathalie Aussant is another froggy actress that had a scruffier one than Marias though..

Anyone who wants a blimp of Nathalie just has to go to dailymotion..

And keeping with the froggy theme....

Tania Busselier is on there as well i think..

Pat (eastenders) was scary in a film from years ago I remember it was a biggy

In the interests of the fred, and the fact that 2 peeps said that Pat Butcher had indeed shown her fluff, i went bush hunting.

Jury's out i'm afraid, i have no idea whether that was her bush or a rolled up pair of belly knickers dangling below her jelly rolls of fat..

I feel quite nauseous...

had a look at some bushes posted on here via the links - Must say haven't seen any monster bushes as yet. No proper jungle forest that needs a machete

check out demi moore

Ye is not looking in the right places, Emden..

is this the meaning of Mott the Hoople?  now whats a Hoople? argh answers only lead to new questions

Maruschka Detmers in First Name Carmen (on Dailymtion if ye want to inspect)

Helen Mirren in the cook, the thief his wife film was a bit of a carpet

you just know if you live long enough they'll be back in fashion again,some of these young'uns don't know what it's like to have a pube stuck in their teeth

Quite correct, geos. I used to use a comb when i was younger rather than a toothbrush..

metal comb of course - easily sterilised after the 'combing'

Good grief Guinness, I thought I was bad.

What about Béatrice Dalle in Betty Blue? Certainly worthy of a mention. A very good film by the way I thought.

Yes, Slippy. Give me a flask of tea and a packet of cheddars and i ould quite happily spend all day down there...

Good shout with Beatrice, btw..

Froggy - bushy ladies should get their own fred..

This thread made me see Susan Tully's chebs

Cheers Brendan (not before time mind)

Sooooo here's one just for you....

Fionnula Flanagan in James Joyce's Women. A fine sight indeedy..

Connie Booth (looking fine) with her then hubby John Cleese in - Romance With A Double Bass..

Mrs Exorcist herself - Ellen Burstyn showing her unkempt love mat in Tropic of Cancer...

Zira from Planet of the Apes

check out recent French film the Artist and the Model a young woman in all her natural glory

As i said earlier, froggie actresses should have their own fred. Whilst Mehican and Spanish ladies should have their own site..

Sooo talking of froggy ladies..

Hélène Default from “Liaisons à domicile” The only film she made funnily enough..

Updates needed. Scarlett Johansson has finally shown her sea otter face (Under the Skin) not scruffy enough to be included, but kudos for doing it anyways.

I have re-watched a couple of Elodie Bouchez films recently and have slapped my wrist accordingly for not including her earlier.

got 2 boxes of 80s crumpet mags in the shed ,more bush in them than in Australia

Carise Van Houten in black book.

My toes are hairier Paddles, but thanks for your imput..

She played the role of a German right down to the smallest details!

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Le Parfum d'Yvonne - Sandra Majani
Poil de Carotte - Fanny Cottencon
A Tout De Suite - Isild Le Besco

Ms Le Besco and Cottencon keep up the scruffy froggy contribution to de fred..

Gooduns, Dunlaying..

Novo - Anna Mouglalis

Aye she started well then tailed off a tad with the hairy otter.

I think the last time i saw her au natural it was diabolically shaved..

Noomi Rapace - Sex Drive - 2008. Quite impressive.

what a topic!

Best fred ever, I'm gonna check some out later.

i'm surprised it's still here; what with all the grief this guy must have got

Aye, some miserable bugger might have it away, I'll copy that top 10 list in case.

Ms Brexit needs adding now, whatever her name is.

think i will as well before it goes up a tree

Ms Remain, I should say.

Lovely muff on miss remain, pert baps n'all.

Is there a lucky Mr Remain with his snake in the grass?

Must be, she seems a very outgoing lady.

i can't even remember the last time i saw an actress with a real one & not a merkin

Why you posting Brucie's syrup too soon imo

Channel 5 should pick this up and run with it.
50 hairiest motts in movies.
Let’s face it, it would be in their top 10 viewing figures for the year
And in a subtle twist they could have hairy coonts as the talking heads.
Russel Brand, Justin Lee Collins, and Sean Walsh an easy trio to start with.
And of course you can’t have a scraping the barrel prog on clunge without Jenny Eclair sticking her oar in.

Kirsten Dunst in Melancholia

Olivia Colman in Confetti (riding a bike)

Not very attractive hairy minges though , are they ? . I much prefer , a shaved job . Or a good ole trim .

There are few things more attractive ime.

Bit like flares.

We all thought they were great at the time.

fashion always repeats its self; & the bush is back!

Full bush was de-rigeur in the late 70's and most of the 80's in my personal experience.

I did 'meet' a clean shaven girl around 1982.

Probably lice...come to think of it.....

then i hope her head was shaved as well Jack, as you might have had an uncontrollable itchy 'head'

Here you are then....

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Anne Gautier