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HOW MANY VIEWS WILL THIS THREAD GET? (1 new)

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Report Shanelee1966 • October 18, 2013 10:57 PM BST

on taking it in turns with Pauline Quirk

Report Foinavon • October 18, 2013 11:01 PM BST

"I'm assigning you Dilbert" he said with a smirk

Report Foinavon • October 18, 2013 11:25 PM BST

Then the Scots fairy godmother pulled out a dirk

Report Ivor • October 18, 2013 11:47 PM BST

with contempt for those who shirk

Report Foinavon • October 18, 2013 11:49 PM BST

Threatened to skewer the pointy-haired berk

Report SqueezeFirmly • October 19, 2013 1:46 AM BST

In sunny Scotland, outside a kirk

Report Shanelee1966 • October 19, 2013 9:12 AM BST

stood a naked young lady in a strange costume

Report macarony • October 19, 2013 9:31 AM BST

Who sat her arse upon a broom

Report Shanelee1966 • October 19, 2013 9:43 AM BST

the mystery deepened after everything became clear

Report Foinavon • October 19, 2013 1:28 PM BST

She had bells on her toes and flowers in her hair

Report Foinavon • October 19, 2013 3:28 PM BST

She wasn't an artist, she wasn't a seer,
She wasn't a witch, she was just an au-pair

Report Shanelee1966 • October 19, 2013 3:59 PM BST

Unique in every way just like everyone else

Report lfc1971 • October 19, 2013 4:12 PM BST

They hugged each other when they got back to work(US),very strange.

Report Shanelee1966 • October 19, 2013 4:27 PM BST

as they talked nonsense because it was the only subject they knew anything about

Report Foinavon • October 19, 2013 8:19 PM BST

then the ogre's green head emerged from the pit.

Report Shanelee1966 • October 20, 2013 12:30 AM BST

tempted by a fair maiden offering freshly made egg custards

Report Foinavon • October 20, 2013 12:44 AM BST

the seal of the LION had been stamped on each egg

Report SqueezeFirmly • October 20, 2013 12:46 AM BST

with bacon and

Report Foinavon • October 20, 2013 12:48 AM BST

a side order of fries

Report macarony • October 20, 2013 11:18 AM BST

and a large Cumberland sausage

Report Shanelee1966 • October 20, 2013 11:41 AM BST

purchased from the shop round the corner in error

Report SqueezeFirmly • October 20, 2013 3:06 PM BST

, a small village near the town of random

Report Shanelee1966 • October 20, 2013 4:16 PM BST

where everyone got lost in a labyrinth of

Report SqueezeFirmly • October 20, 2013 6:52 PM BST

crossword clues set by

Report Ivor • October 20, 2013 6:54 PM BST

Amarel and the PdLuz detective squad.

Report Shanelee1966 • October 20, 2013 6:56 PM BST

who saw Gerry arguing with plod

Report SqueezeFirmly • October 20, 2013 7:20 PM BST

while Kate clearly didn't give a sod

Report Shanelee1966 • October 20, 2013 7:27 PM BST

So they both went to see the pope who spoke directly to god

Report SqueezeFirmly • October 20, 2013 11:47 PM BST

but god said 'I'm not here to help sinners..

Report Shanelee1966 • October 21, 2013 4:18 PM BST

but we`re new to this we`re only beginners

Report Ivor • October 21, 2013 4:32 PM BST

is it to be just private detectives and lawyers are winners?

Report Shanelee1966 • October 21, 2013 4:57 PM BST

whilst they eat expensive dinners

Report Irish_Celtic • October 21, 2013 5:03 PM BST

I hope Kate don't get any thinner

Report Shanelee1966 • October 21, 2013 6:32 PM BST

because Gerry might bin her

Report SqueezeFirmly • October 22, 2013 1:05 AM BST

and a knife he'd stick in 'er

Report Ivor • October 22, 2013 1:17 AM BST

whilst founding a fund

Report SqueezeFirmly • October 22, 2013 1:33 AM BST

to see the pope

Report TheseGuysareGreat • October 22, 2013 2:00 AM BST

I hate this thread.

Report SqueezeFirmly • October 22, 2013 2:34 AM BST

said Gerry McCann

Report Irish_Celtic • October 22, 2013 2:40 PM BST

over and over

Report collywobble • October 22, 2013 3:18 PM BST

and so to bed

Report Shanelee1966 • October 22, 2013 4:21 PM BST

With Father Ted

Report SqueezeFirmly • October 22, 2013 5:38 PM BST

at the church of St. Cedd

Report Shanelee1966 • October 22, 2013 5:42 PM BST

then he dropped dead

Report collywobble • October 22, 2013 6:09 PM BST

when a flying buttress fell on his head

Report Velasquez • October 22, 2013 7:23 PM BST

I can see this thread going on for...like, you know...a while.

Report Shanelee1966 • October 22, 2013 7:26 PM BST

as the simple things in life make you smile

Report macarony • October 24, 2013 6:41 PM BST

butter

Report Ivor • October 24, 2013 6:50 PM BST

or clutter - the choice is yours

Report Shanelee1966 • October 24, 2013 6:53 PM BST

whether or not to visit a house full of ****s

Report Shanelee1966 • October 24, 2013 6:54 PM BST

w h o r e s

Report erse2 • October 24, 2013 7:30 PM BST

s t o r e s

Report Shanelee1966 • October 24, 2013 7:41 PM BST

with Betfair bores

Report SqueezeFirmly • October 24, 2013 11:47 PM BST

with putrid sores

Report Shanelee1966 • October 25, 2013 4:20 PM BST

but still went out with Andrea from the Corrs

Report macarony • October 25, 2013 4:21 PM BST

Who looked like Jim from the doors

Report Shanelee1966 • October 25, 2013 4:52 PM BST

who got stoned whilst out on the moors

Report SqueezeFirmly • October 25, 2013 6:55 PM BST

and rogered while on all fours

Report Shanelee1966 • October 25, 2013 6:59 PM BST

breaking several laws

Report SqueezeFirmly • October 25, 2013 9:58 PM BST

and backing score draws

Report SqueezeFirmly • October 26, 2013 12:30 AM BST

In answer to the question

6,518 so far

Report Shanelee1966 • October 26, 2013 2:00 PM BST

If travelling by car

Report SqueezeFirmly • October 26, 2013 3:29 PM BST

to a nearby bar

Report Shanelee1966 • October 26, 2013 3:33 PM BST

dressed in just knickers and bra

Report SqueezeFirmly • October 27, 2013 12:37 AM BST

with a jolly jack tar

Report macarony • October 27, 2013 7:39 AM GMT

Plucking a guitar

Report Shanelee1966 • October 27, 2013 8:44 AM GMT

When everyone shouted "oh no" you`ve gone to far

Report SqueezeFirmly • October 27, 2013 10:34 PM GMT

so forward in time
and we broke the rhyme

Report macarony • October 28, 2013 4:04 PM GMT

With a tin of tuna in brine

Report Shanelee1966 • October 28, 2013 4:21 PM GMT

Stop it now you ruthless swine

Report Shanelee1966 • October 28, 2013 4:22 PM GMT

as she was stripped and tied to a vine

Report Ivor • October 28, 2013 6:33 PM GMT

There's no stopping me now

Report Shanelee1966 • October 28, 2013 6:43 PM GMT

are you looking for a row

Report Irish_Celtic • October 28, 2013 6:54 PM GMT

Take that you C*nt

Report Shanelee1966 • October 28, 2013 6:58 PM GMT

you little runt

Report SqueezeFirmly • October 28, 2013 7:43 PM GMT

we had a punt

Report Shanelee1966 • October 28, 2013 7:58 PM GMT

with a bookie with plenty of front

Report SqueezeFirmly • October 28, 2013 8:58 PM GMT

on a horse owned by Nelson Bunker Hunt

Report Shanelee1966 • October 28, 2013 8:59 PM GMT

Oh they pulled such a stunt

Report Irish_Celtic • October 28, 2013 9:22 PM GMT

Unfortunately it was a palpable error

Report Shanelee1966 • October 28, 2013 9:29 PM GMT

sang the cashier who was a tenor

Report Ivor • October 28, 2013 9:42 PM GMT

a tenor lady as they say

Report erse2 • October 28, 2013 10:03 PM GMT

aggressive farts may end up as spray

Report SqueezeFirmly • October 28, 2013 10:22 PM GMT

playing at home or playing away

Report Shanelee1966 • October 29, 2013 5:26 PM GMT

Then all of a sudden

Report Irish_Celtic • October 29, 2013 5:48 PM GMT

over in

Report Shanelee1966 • October 29, 2013 5:51 PM GMT

Ireland

Report collywobble • October 29, 2013 6:23 PM GMT

a blinding white light appeared in the sky

Report SqueezeFirmly • October 29, 2013 6:24 PM GMT

Stood Micheal Fitzpatrick with a

Report collywobble • October 29, 2013 6:27 PM GMT

frog sticking out of his jacket pocket

Report Shanelee1966 • October 29, 2013 6:32 PM GMT

he then inserted his finger in an electrical socket

Report Ivor • October 29, 2013 6:37 PM GMT

which gave such a thrill one cannot knock it

Report Shanelee1966 • October 29, 2013 6:58 PM GMT

he then remembered it was time to go to work

Report call me a taxi • October 31, 2014 9:58 PM GMT

but he knocked off early for dinner

Report kenny mann • October 31, 2014 11:13 PM GMT

great to see colly' back again.

Report pumphol. • November 1, 2014 3:37 PM GMT

indeed

Report Crisp77 • November 1, 2014 3:42 PM GMT

What we all looking at

Report HH Sultan Vinegar • November 1, 2014 5:04 PM GMT

great to see kenny man back.

Report MisterBadger • November 1, 2014 8:12 PM GMT

luckily I didn't fall for it a second time

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