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Drop what, numbnutz?
SqueezeFirmly
25 Aug 13 16:18
Oh dear, another 'EPIC FAIL' by northernlad.
None of those posters are my mates, nor do they know me personally.
Try these instead, these have all met me at least once:
Pumphol
Studyform
Mad mad moon
TheCoat
Gogoidle
Sevenone
Aspro
Paddy Mayne
Scissors
Galloping Carrott (female)
There are more
Not forgetting Oedipus Rex (banned for repeatedly swearing on the footie forum) who has never met me, but told cannyman on the phone that he 'knows who I am', as we come from the same part of London.
You never responded to this, northernlad.
It was there before your posts got pulled, and is still there now.
SqueezeFirmly
25 Aug 13 16:18
Oh dear, another 'EPIC FAIL' by northernlad.
None of those posters are my mates, nor do they know me personally.
Try these instead, these have all met me at least once:
Pumphol
Studyform
Mad mad moon
TheCoat
Gogoidle
Sevenone
Aspro
Paddy Mayne
Scissors
Galloping Carrott (female)
There are more
Not forgetting Oedipus Rex (banned for repeatedly swearing on the footie forum) who has never met me, but told cannyman on the phone that he 'knows who I am', as we come from the same part of London.
You never responded to this, northernlad.
It was there before your posts got pulled, and is still there now.
same on the Fred thread, you couldn't be asred reading.
Kenny mann,
You admit someone is racist (its all there in the text) as does like Petra the Cat & Annie, & yet welcome them back, Knowingly having had a decent forumite, that racist scum provoked barred.
What does that say about you you piece of s***!
You admit someone is racist (its all there in the text) as does like Petra the Cat & Annie, & yet welcome them back, Knowingly having had a decent forumite, that racist scum provoked barred.
What does that say about you you piece of s***!
And you also seem to have ignored this, unless you actually threatened me with violence and BF pulled the post.
SqueezeFirmly
25 Aug 13 15:48
Anyway, back to business.
northernlad5
25 Aug 13 14:25
Back two minutes and already threatening physical violence!
Show me where I have threatened violence.
I am merely offering you the opportunity to 'shut my verminous mouth' away from your keyboard.
Normal Terms & Conditions apply
We meet approximately midway between our places of residence. I would hazard a guess that this will be in the vicinity of Birmingham.
As with all others, you get to throw the first punch.
If I get lucky and manage to survive it, or even dodge it, and a fight develops, the loser pays the winners petrol costs.
If it helps, I'll bring my passport.
You will then know the name of the person you are about 'to shut up'
Your plan of action should be as follows:
a) Arrive at the designated meeting place.
b) Endeavour to catch sight of me before you approach me as I scare easily.
c) Apologise and walk away
or
d) throw the first punch
Is that easy enough for you?
Note
my car has a 4 litre engine, so if it doesn't go according to your plans, bring £60 in cash, that should cover it.
SqueezeFirmly
25 Aug 13 15:48
Anyway, back to business.
northernlad5
25 Aug 13 14:25
Back two minutes and already threatening physical violence!
Show me where I have threatened violence.
I am merely offering you the opportunity to 'shut my verminous mouth' away from your keyboard.
Normal Terms & Conditions apply
We meet approximately midway between our places of residence. I would hazard a guess that this will be in the vicinity of Birmingham.
As with all others, you get to throw the first punch.
If I get lucky and manage to survive it, or even dodge it, and a fight develops, the loser pays the winners petrol costs.
If it helps, I'll bring my passport.
You will then know the name of the person you are about 'to shut up'
Your plan of action should be as follows:
a) Arrive at the designated meeting place.
b) Endeavour to catch sight of me before you approach me as I scare easily.
c) Apologise and walk away
or
d) throw the first punch
Is that easy enough for you?
Note
my car has a 4 litre engine, so if it doesn't go according to your plans, bring £60 in cash, that should cover it.
wtf are you on about. Anyway what's wrong with being racist?
YOu are alright in my book Kenny, honestly.
but I am afraid to say you are, actually, a fish caught flapping. Just like SF.
but I am afraid to say you are, actually, a fish caught flapping. Just like SF.
Another stroke of northern genius he wants us all to forget, you couldn't make it uo,
northernlad5
25 Aug 13 15:19
Spouting racist s*** everyday isn't an opinion but a criminal offence if aimed directly at a particular individual of foreign origin.
SqueezeFirmly
25 Aug 13 15:38
As you have keenly pointed out quite a few times, northernlad, all of us 'English' are of foreign origin.
Another 'epic fail' by you.
northernlad5
25 Aug 13 15:19
Spouting racist s*** everyday isn't an opinion but a criminal offence if aimed directly at a particular individual of foreign origin.
SqueezeFirmly
25 Aug 13 15:38
As you have keenly pointed out quite a few times, northernlad, all of us 'English' are of foreign origin.
Another 'epic fail' by you.
ffs, easy saying that now after fishman gave you the idea.
rob_dylan
27 Aug 13 00:02
YOu are alright in my book Kenny, honestly.
but I am afraid to say you are, actually, a fish caught flapping. Just like SF.
Excellent, now I have another one I can make look stupid.
27 Aug 13 00:02
YOu are alright in my book Kenny, honestly.
but I am afraid to say you are, actually, a fish caught flapping. Just like SF.
Excellent, now I have another one I can make look stupid.
leave it out, he and kenny are drinking buddies
Now I am lost. But it was fun to see SF caught hook line and sinker.
'We meet approximately midway between our places of residence.'
As SF lives in Norfolk I would like post something along the lines of 'That'd be about 1950, then'
Unfortunately, I live in Stoke, so it would be more like 1850.
As SF lives in Norfolk I would like post something along the lines of 'That'd be about 1950, then'
Unfortunately, I live in Stoke, so it would be more like 1850.
Sparky, dont give up your day job, your 15 minutes of fame as a comedian came and went with the Hitler parody for Tommy.
and is muddled again...i was referring to Rob (not the lucozade kid)
Does anyone remember the TV programme Soap?
This thread needs an intro like that did to set the scene to explain what the fukc is going on, cos' otherwise it just reads like a bad acid trip.
This thread needs an intro like that did to set the scene to explain what the fukc is going on, cos' otherwise it just reads like a bad acid trip.
Soap - that rings some forum bells
I remember Soap very well, Bert ended up getting abducted by aliens. 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9RO_z91kRs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9RO_z91kRs
I thought he just got banned after posting some very abusive if eloquent insults at someone who'd insulted his missus.
Northern lad will be having a heart attack soon.
EeternalOptimist has been reinstated.
EeternalOptimist has been reinstated.
Sib, no sign for 8 months.
No doubt gone to a Lib-Dem forum, where they all agree with each other.
No doubt gone to a Lib-Dem forum, where they all agree with each other.
Ffs. Your whole life is a lie. You've never even stroked a cat have you?
I'm a stroker at Haworth cat rescue and have 2 of my own.
I've seen your post and tried to post over there, SF, but Betfair wouldn't let me 'send it', so I had to close everything down and start again.
I'll try again.
I'll try again.
'I'm a stroker at Haworth cat rescue'
You know that can be used in court?
You know that can be used in court?
http://community.betfair.com/tradefair__financials/go/thread/view/94198/26698017/make-500-a-day-trading-the-aud?post_id=492613573#492613573#flvWelcomeHeader
There's your mate Menelaus, on the Trade and Financial forum, saying two men of having an affair.
There's your mate Menelaus, on the Trade and Financial forum, saying two men of having an affair.
Northernlad copied my post from the 24th August, which I posted at noon.
“Good morning all, thank you to my supporters, and also to Betfair Moderators.
It looks like I have been reinstated because the forumite who we think reported everybody has now been banned himself.
So, if any of you not so friendly chaps or chappesses leave me alone, my friends will leave you alone.
I love you al1”
and then added this blatant lie
'Note the final Bold type threatening line, - to leave him alone'
You make this so easy with your lies, northernlad.
Anyone of the people reading this thread can go back to the 24th August, and see my post at noon - and that NONE of it is in bold type.
See a doctor, quickly.
“Good morning all, thank you to my supporters, and also to Betfair Moderators.
It looks like I have been reinstated because the forumite who we think reported everybody has now been banned himself.
So, if any of you not so friendly chaps or chappesses leave me alone, my friends will leave you alone.
I love you al1”
and then added this blatant lie
'Note the final Bold type threatening line, - to leave him alone'
You make this so easy with your lies, northernlad.
Anyone of the people reading this thread can go back to the 24th August, and see my post at noon - and that NONE of it is in bold type.
See a doctor, quickly.
Don't even speak to me you low life scum of the earth racist vermin!
northernlad5
27 Aug 13 01:27
Don't even speak to me you low life scum of the earth racist vermin!
Are you talking to me?
27 Aug 13 01:27
Don't even speak to me you low life scum of the earth racist vermin!
Are you talking to me?
nl5 stated that betfair promotes racism as matter of fact.
tbf, he likes the coercive/subversive route. perhaps betfair will have to convene an emergency board meeting and discuss your future on here
tbf, he likes the coercive/subversive route. perhaps betfair will have to convene an emergency board meeting and discuss your future on here
Free speech, even in this extreme case only works if both sides of the argument are allowed!
When SF promotes EDL thuggery and racial hatred, then he and his verminous mates press the report button, having any right to reply removed, it becomes race hate propaganda which Betfair are ultimately responsible for.
When SF promotes EDL thuggery and racial hatred, then he and his verminous mates press the report button, having any right to reply removed, it becomes race hate propaganda which Betfair are ultimately responsible for.
Northernlad, as a person who has met Squeeze and found him to be a decent guy I think some of your posts are out of order. When Squeeze found out I was at the Cheltenham festival at the same time as he was he asked me to come over and say hello.
I only knew Squeeze from the Placepot Competitions which I had been doing for 3 years and during that time I have never found him to be racist.
During my time I have been called everything from a "plastic paddy",
"Irish Barsteward to a "Black and Tan"depending on which country I am in.
Slippy, Dan Chipshop and Cork Langer will understand, 3 more people not racially abused by Squeeze.
I only knew Squeeze from the Placepot Competitions which I had been doing for 3 years and during that time I have never found him to be racist.
During my time I have been called everything from a "plastic paddy",
"Irish Barsteward to a "Black and Tan"depending on which country I am in.
Slippy, Dan Chipshop and Cork Langer will understand, 3 more people not racially abused by Squeeze.
His racism is reserved for Muslims & blacks!
Even his mates, Kenny mann, Petra, & Annie state in writing on this thread SF is a racist!
The evidence is beyond question.
Some of his post's would make your hair stand on end in terms of disgust!
Even his mates, Kenny mann, Petra, & Annie state in writing on this thread SF is a racist!
The evidence is beyond question.
Some of his post's would make your hair stand on end in terms of disgust!
NL,
Do you actually believe that Betfair is responsible for race hate propoganda? I mean, do you really think it's true? What about the posts they remove being racist and the posters they ban for the same reason?
The sad thing is that Betfair seem to feel the forum is a massive pain in the arse and more trouble than it's worth, and people putting up multiple posts accusing them of spreading racial hatred hardly helps matters, does it?
Do you actually believe that Betfair is responsible for race hate propoganda? I mean, do you really think it's true? What about the posts they remove being racist and the posters they ban for the same reason?
The sad thing is that Betfair seem to feel the forum is a massive pain in the arse and more trouble than it's worth, and people putting up multiple posts accusing them of spreading racial hatred hardly helps matters, does it?
Petra , your typical. Applaud his reinstatement after he purposely went on the politics forum spewing his usual racial hatred to which Meneluas reacted and got banned.
You admitted he is a racist (and yet welcomed him back – says a lot about your moral compass) and your comments will be used in evidence against Betfair.
Either Betfair clean up the racist **** on these forums or close them down!
No doubt I will shortly be banned under the usual SF, & racist mates R us report button.
But I promise Betfair will shortly be facing legal action!
You admitted he is a racist (and yet welcomed him back – says a lot about your moral compass) and your comments will be used in evidence against Betfair.
Either Betfair clean up the racist **** on these forums or close them down!
No doubt I will shortly be banned under the usual SF, & racist mates R us report button.
But I promise Betfair will shortly be facing legal action!
"Ffs. Your whole life is a lie. You've never even stroked a cat have you?"
That made I chuckle.
That made I chuckle.
PatraTheCat
27 Aug 13 05:12
Lol - I'm his mate now I see!
I'm afraid so.
Your post of 'Welcome back you big racist bastard' led northernidiot to believe that are mates and know each other.
I also told him that I had never met Annie, Kenny Mann, Slippy Blue and any other persons who welcomed me back, with just two exceptions.
I met Paddy Hair once, at the Cheltenham Festival, and pumphol, many times, at his shop.
I did post a list of some of the people who knew me personally. This list included a man who runs his own shop, three bookmakers, two of whom I work for, and a member of the London Metropolitasn Police Force.
But he ignored that.
27 Aug 13 05:12
Lol - I'm his mate now I see!
I'm afraid so.
Your post of 'Welcome back you big racist bastard' led northernidiot to believe that are mates and know each other.
I also told him that I had never met Annie, Kenny Mann, Slippy Blue and any other persons who welcomed me back, with just two exceptions.
I met Paddy Hair once, at the Cheltenham Festival, and pumphol, many times, at his shop.
I did post a list of some of the people who knew me personally. This list included a man who runs his own shop, three bookmakers, two of whom I work for, and a member of the London Metropolitasn Police Force.
But he ignored that.
I do really thing he has a problem casting here and there and everywhere. Maybe Mr NL needs to take some time out - he clearly is struggling with life!!
sometimes I wish I hadn't blocked thenorthern nutjob, looks like I missed a good meltdown
"Ffs. Your whole life is a lie. You've never even stroked a cat have you?"
Absolute classic, your highness
I must admit kenny that I thought it unlikely knowing how asian females are, but could not believe you would lie about it
Absolute classic, your highness
I must admit kenny that I thought it unlikely knowing how asian females are, but could not believe you would lie about it
I never said, northern lad, that squeeze was a racist. I said that I thought he was probably banned because of a remark about race , not that he was racist.
evening annie,now you were joking about the bog brush weren"t you?
Evening terry
I did not say that I put the toilet brush in the dishwasher, only agreeing with a poster that it seemed a good idea. As I never use my toilet brush it seemed a good idea to keep it fresh, but not obviously if it is used. I have never liked the idea of using a toilet brush and then just leaving it there, urgh. I do what another poster does and that use those cheap scourers and then chuck them away.
I did not say that I put the toilet brush in the dishwasher, only agreeing with a poster that it seemed a good idea. As I never use my toilet brush it seemed a good idea to keep it fresh, but not obviously if it is used. I have never liked the idea of using a toilet brush and then just leaving it there, urgh. I do what another poster does and that use those cheap scourers and then chuck them away.
Nice to see you Squeeze Firmly - I'd like to say something intelligent about it showing that being a losing punter or helping in the retention of losing punters means that an accountablr organisation like betfair will bring you back if you ask nicely. Someone who wins in life and reveals truth that will help others if they care to read, and so leads punters away from trivial daily gambling activities, will not be retained by betfair, no matter the truth of what they say.
No the reason I'm pleased, whether ot not you're an unreconstructed pensioner somewhere in the middle of the Huxley painting of the 'Ascent of Man', is because of your name. Just a brilliant moniker. There's a lassie about 5 seats away from my desk, about 40, massive arse which by rights should be soft and flabby based on her overall size, but an active member of a jogging club called the 'Running Belles'. And if betfair had a market on whether her arse was classified as firm or soft, there is only one way and one person to adjudicate.
I'm an unreconstructed partly African red blooded male, and can't stop thinking about these things, however sexist such thoughts may be.
Welcome back.
No the reason I'm pleased, whether ot not you're an unreconstructed pensioner somewhere in the middle of the Huxley painting of the 'Ascent of Man', is because of your name. Just a brilliant moniker. There's a lassie about 5 seats away from my desk, about 40, massive arse which by rights should be soft and flabby based on her overall size, but an active member of a jogging club called the 'Running Belles'. And if betfair had a market on whether her arse was classified as firm or soft, there is only one way and one person to adjudicate.
I'm an unreconstructed partly African red blooded male, and can't stop thinking about these things, however sexist such thoughts may be.
Welcome back.
well done annie,you cant beat a nice clean lav,i made a shocking mistake once asking an old lady if i could borrow her loo for a quick pee,if you know that scene from "trainspotting" where he goes into that toilet in ladbrokes (voted the filthest $hithole in scotland) well this was a million times worse--for some reason just thought id share that one with you!?
are you still being unfaithful to me with that trusting toy boy of yours btw
are you still being unfaithful to me with that trusting toy boy of yours btw
Funny you should ask terry as I had a row with him and have not spoken to him in over a month, except when we say hi when bump into each other as we live close to each other, but he text me last night asking to see me again. I said no, but I suppose I will eventually. He has to be punished though, lol.
The row was my fault though, i got jealous
He never promised to be faithful, he made that plain and what did i expect with him thirty years younger than me
Annie , never mind terry, I have loved you from the start, and it's been an unrequited love, 
I don't think I can take any more, give me some morsel of hope.
I don't think I can take any more, give me some morsel of hope.
.
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Z4-I2c8peEQ/SDbpUK7wwlI/AAAAAAAAbDc/PJ_3QnKHqI8/s400/MORSELS-2.jpg
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Z4-I2c8peEQ/SDbpUK7wwlI/AAAAAAAAbDc/PJ_3QnKHqI8/s400/MORSELS-2.jpg
oi, collywobble, he is in his thirties and does not look older than late twenties.
Petra , your typical. Applaud his reinstatement after he purposely went on the politics forum spewing his usual racial hatred to which Meneluas reacted and got banned.
You admitted he is a racist (and yet welcomed him back – says a lot about your moral compass) and your comments will be used in evidence against Betfair.
Either Betfair clean up the racist **** on these forums or close them down!
No doubt I will shortly be banned under the usual SF, & racist mates R us report button.
But I promise Betfair will shortly be facing legal action!
This is a forum. The idea is that we all have different views and that provides opportunity for discussion. Why would I want someone to be banned for having a different opinion from me? How would it help the forum if everybody were terrified of being red-carded for saying something that wasn't PC?
And how you can possibly see a positive result from threatening Betfair with legal action is utterly beyond me.
You admitted he is a racist (and yet welcomed him back – says a lot about your moral compass) and your comments will be used in evidence against Betfair.
Either Betfair clean up the racist **** on these forums or close them down!
No doubt I will shortly be banned under the usual SF, & racist mates R us report button.
But I promise Betfair will shortly be facing legal action!
This is a forum. The idea is that we all have different views and that provides opportunity for discussion. Why would I want someone to be banned for having a different opinion from me? How would it help the forum if everybody were terrified of being red-carded for saying something that wasn't PC?
And how you can possibly see a positive result from threatening Betfair with legal action is utterly beyond me.
I don't like to have gripes with anyone (on here or in reality) and I've noticed NL5 seems to have gotten a bit of stick on here that's surprised me, but maybe I don't tune in enough to know all the facts.
I've always assumed he was OK (like Squeeze, as are most people on here) but I do think he needs to lighten up a bit and take things on the chin sometimes (as the last post intimates) as we all have different views...you guys really wouldn't want to know just how non-negotiable my 'rules' are - I'm worse than Larry David!
No wonder I get on everyone's tits!
I've always assumed he was OK (like Squeeze, as are most people on here) but I do think he needs to lighten up a bit and take things on the chin sometimes (as the last post intimates) as we all have different views...you guys really wouldn't want to know just how non-negotiable my 'rules' are - I'm worse than Larry David!
No wonder I get on everyone's tits!
For Annie who seems fascinated by Toilet Brush cleanliness, I take mine to Sketchleys every week to have it professionally cleaned.
It's expensive but as L'Oreal say "i'm worth it".
How Gay does that sound, mind you nothing wrong with that in this day and age.
To be fair my bristles are pristine.
It's expensive but as L'Oreal say "i'm worth it".
How Gay does that sound, mind you nothing wrong with that in this day and age.
To be fair my bristles are pristine.
Paddy - because you're worthless
Sorry squire...I couldn't resist the cheap gag
Sorry squire...I couldn't resist the cheap gag
Worthless maybe, but my Bog Brush is to die for. Die For is the Welsh bloke that cleans my toilet.
I thank you, i'm here all week.
Exit stage left.
I thank you, i'm here all week.
Exit stage left.
Paddy - I had a mate many years ago who's embarrassed to this day that he was one of those weirdo 'new romantics' with a lacquered haircut...I used to call him "Bog Brush" (even when he started balding) and that morphed into "Addis"
Why have a toilet brush if you dont use it? Purely ornamental?
now i didnt have you down as the jealous type annie,more yer love em and leave em gal
rob_dylan Joined: 26 Nov 11
Replies: 9924 28 Aug 13 07:56
Why have a toilet brush if you dont use it? Purely ornamental?
You have a brain, don't you?
Replies: 9924 28 Aug 13 07:56
Why have a toilet brush if you dont use it? Purely ornamental?
You have a brain, don't you?
What ! no reply on this thread from Wes, unless we count northernlad of course.
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