Hung like a donkey

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DW8-4VtWTHg

Well, when she said she was 'hung like a donkey' she was really admitting to being a geezerbird

trucker jargon

sarcastic women are the worst imo

she's saying it hurt and they'll be no more entries, unless its extra wide at her end.hth

Duh, she's saying you have an enormous penis, I bet you're embarrassed you shared this little tidbit now, eh?

normally preceded by 'such a shame about you, my ex was'

Are you sure she didn't say you had a face like a donkey?

do you hav a nickname for your enormous kok?

Black Beauty

Hampton court

"sung like a monkey" imo, had you been to a karaoke?

'Well hung' is original gallows humour.

When hanged, men apparently sport an erection, hence the phrase frlm onlookers 'Well hung'

Do you have any more gallows humour in your repartee?

that's noose to me

so the UK gov last action against saddam Husain was a hard on

He's knot lying

Frayed knot.

apparently when Suddam was hung, they left the rope extra slack and it took his head off

Arsenal FC used to have a defender amusingly called 'Don Kiddick'

Or maybe I'm confusing him with Tony Adams

Apr 2, 2010 – Mindy Lawton: 'Tiger had the biggest penis I've ever seen' ........

'is'

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I once heard the Arsenal fans singing, 'Hung like a donkey - Gilles Grimandi'.

"He's fast, he's quick, his name's a porno flick... Emmanuele"