Name for Hen Required

Shelley.

Dinner

Boris
paxo
Me wee Hen

eggscellent

Gregory

Chick

Roast

Clara Cluck.

Bill.

Although this works better if it's a duck

we have 20 odd dotted around the place, four or five breeds

i believe my girlfriend has named each of them with pretty girly names but i refer to them as f***er which works in most situations

so for example, get that f***er off my lawn, who let that f***er out, why is that f***er in my house, that f***er is f***ed if my dog gets it etc

"PREDICATE".......Why, you ask?

Because when I started at Grammar School I was struck down with a three week bout of flu.

When I finally got back to it they were doing about Subject & Predicate, and had an illustrated book.

I thought that Predicate was the name of the hen in the story!

Step

^^

Old Speckled

Jen

Lickin

Could you grab hold of my C0CK and PULLET while I put my CAPON



C0CKADOODLEQUACK

Attila

That was the c0ckerel that had one webbed foot.
Every time it stood in a puddle whilst crowing,it went

C0CKADOODLEQUACK

FFS

Brilliant!

foghorn or leghorn

My post was for David's Attila.

i had chickens as a boy and two of them were called sam and ella.

Attila, Shelly and Old Speckled proceed to the next judging stage.

When I was a child my Dad kept hens in the garden and my Mum insisted giving them all pet names. We could never understand why she did this as eventually they all ended up being called the same.........Sunday Dinner.

I'll never forget my first two hens names, 000001 and 000002,

Brenda or Tikka

polybot....my favourite was your third hen....000003...

Molly Bots

full name: Molly Chicken Bottom

thought everyone knew

and all male alpacas are called Mervin, just incase nobody else realised

Call her Eric, a cryptic reference to Layla.

An ex of mine used to add her surname onto her dog's name which I found very odd
Like the dog was a really ugly sister
besides everyone surly knows all dog's surnames are 'Wuft'

henelope

Not original but KFC ?

Shelley is the nicest name suggested so far

the wife knows the names of all ours, she has named them after soap stars

Rover

Fido

Rex

Ken
Len
Sven
Pen
Ben
Gwen
Dirty Den
Owen
Wen Jiabao
Allen

Yoko

And you could name the coop...."Cluckingham Palace"