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Now, usually I think these are boring (other peoples dreams), and I think they can be explained away as corrupted memories of something seen, heard or experienced within a couple of days before the dream.
Not this one though - It was almost a visionary dream, well, portentious anyway.
This is the dream - short version - which I experienced on Saturday night, Sunday morning:
I was at a supermarket with the mrs, we were looking at sandwiches. She picked up a roll (subway type) which was £1.28, I said, "it's too small get the bigger one it's only £1.74",
She said, "I don't want that one, it has melon in it".
With that, ex-Crimewatch presenter Nick Ross taps me on the shoulder. He was working there. "I'll go and get you a different one" he offered.
Then we waited. No roll, so we went to find him. He was at the bloody checkout serving people.
That's about it - I woke up.
On Sunday evening I went to a pub quiz. One of the questions was, Name the man who presented Crimewatch for 23 years who had the 'catchphrase'
"Don't have nightmares"
So my question is
WTF?
Not this one though - It was almost a visionary dream, well, portentious anyway.
This is the dream - short version - which I experienced on Saturday night, Sunday morning:
I was at a supermarket with the mrs, we were looking at sandwiches. She picked up a roll (subway type) which was £1.28, I said, "it's too small get the bigger one it's only £1.74",
She said, "I don't want that one, it has melon in it".
With that, ex-Crimewatch presenter Nick Ross taps me on the shoulder. He was working there. "I'll go and get you a different one" he offered.
Then we waited. No roll, so we went to find him. He was at the bloody checkout serving people.
That's about it - I woke up.
On Sunday evening I went to a pub quiz. One of the questions was, Name the man who presented Crimewatch for 23 years who had the 'catchphrase'
"Don't have nightmares"
So my question is
WTF?
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it's too small get the bigger one
dont think we have to look very far for then meaning here!
dont think we have to look very far for then meaning here!
What a f'king dull and boring dream!
I wouldn't bother going to bed if that was the best I could muster!
I wouldn't bother going to bed if that was the best I could muster!
Yeah it's not much of dream unless all you mates are riding round on Giant Chicken McNugget motorbikes.
I posted a thread on here a month or two ago about the dreams/nightmares I have.
Some very, very disturbing ones.
Some very, very disturbing ones.
I had a very strange one the other night, I ran off with a gorgeous female Russian army officer. God knows where that one came from.
one of the strangest I've had recently was where I had Colin Firth as a business partner and we jointly owned a free range pig farm and an art gallery. 
Sooooooo, you Studyform, were the questionmaster.
Do I win a prize?
Do I win a prize?
I stopped at the 'small roll' confession.
You don't need to be a rocket surgeon for that one, Study
You don't need to be a rocket surgeon for that one, Study
No, I wasn't asking the questions, it was a genuine coincidental question.
Nick Ross is like the buses, I think, nothing for years, then two of him in quick succession.
I'm beginning to wish I hadn't mentioned the small roll.
Nick Ross is like the buses, I think, nothing for years, then two of him in quick succession.
I'm beginning to wish I hadn't mentioned the small roll.
Supermarket sandwich containing melon, 1.01 Waitrose
STUDYFICHELLE
ficelle- very thin baguette with bigger ends, like a long bone
ficelle- very thin baguette with bigger ends, like a long bone
I had a dream a few years ago that Motherwell beat Celtic 1-0 at Parkhead. I lumped on, which was hard to do being a Celtic supporter, and Motherwell won 1-0. Very strange.
I had a dream about 25 years ago that a horse called Fulton Cross won the Derby.
Still waiting.
Still waiting.
I once had a dream the night before England played that Paul Ince would get sent off...and he did. Unfortunately I did not bet on it. 
Regarding dreams, whenever I have one where I get my leg over, I get right up to the point, usually of undressing, and then I wake up. I always wake up just before. Does anyone else find this?
You call that a very, very weird dream. Dear God, says a lot about you, SF.
A candy coloured clown they call the sandman, you aint
My son is a psychoanalyst. His appraisal is as follows:
The roll being too small is a direct indicator of a small penis anxiety.
The subway and melon references are usually linked to female genitalia and its fear thereof.
Nick Ross ignoring you points to an inferiority complex, particularly of those you perceive as being in authority.
The quiz thing is just a coincidence, don't worry about that at all.
The roll being too small is a direct indicator of a small penis anxiety.
The subway and melon references are usually linked to female genitalia and its fear thereof.
Nick Ross ignoring you points to an inferiority complex, particularly of those you perceive as being in authority.
The quiz thing is just a coincidence, don't worry about that at all.
Nothing about the dream suggests you are gay, so ignore the poster who said that.
what does your son think of multiple personality disorder?
If your son has paid anything to become a psychoanalyst, KL, tell him to ask for his money back.
That appraisal could not have been more wrong.
The coincidence bit is probably accurate though.
That appraisal could not have been more wrong.
The coincidence bit is probably accurate though.
I dreamt there was a combined Lenny Henry & Diane Abbott thread on here.
Study
What would your reaction to the dream have been if Ross had not come up in the Quiz? If it would have been a lot more muted, then the coincidence, rather than the dream itself, would perhaps be the more important element. We humans have a tendency to ascribe significance to things that are merely striking. I would love the same lottery numbers to come up in two consecutive draws!
What would your reaction to the dream have been if Ross had not come up in the Quiz? If it would have been a lot more muted, then the coincidence, rather than the dream itself, would perhaps be the more important element. We humans have a tendency to ascribe significance to things that are merely striking. I would love the same lottery numbers to come up in two consecutive draws!
last night i had a dream about sergei rebrov. he spent his time fishing for shrimps in the thames, under the qe2 bridge. i noticed he spoke perfect english with no foreign accent.
I've been on tramadol for a week after an op, you wouldn't believe the dreams it gives you.
that dream was lame - my dreams are mental. i'm waiting for someone to make a dream recorder to make a fortune. the production values are terrific.
Last night I was captain America. I lined up with a hundred super soldiers. pretending to blend in. Suddenly a soldier turns to face me, He's got stiff blonde hair like max headroom. He starts punching at me but they are intangible punches, they sweep through me. Then he stops and the punches start to be felt. Delayed punches. I start to fight as all the soldiers pile on. Then I'm in a big house, a woman approaches me and says she's the land lady of the house. she shows me up to this room. It's tiny with a narrow window. There's stuff in front of the window and I clear it away. I peak out the window and there is a beautiful coastal town like cornwall hundreds of feet below. All blue and green. I take the room and the landlady says I have to work in the shop below the flat. I go down to the shop and the chef/owner is serving up plates of chocolate eclairs, choux buns. people are loving it and it's a great success. Suddenly a man busts in and screams at the owner he says you stole my shop idea and he's going to sue him. The owner says he'll give the guy a free meal every day if he leaves it. The guy agrees and goes over the road to talk to his father and grandfather. The Grandfather says to his grandson that they must shut down the choux shop and destroy the building so they can build a store house for their business. I can't remember how it ends? Maybe get part two tomorrow? a lot of my dreams connect up.
Last night I was captain America. I lined up with a hundred super soldiers. pretending to blend in. Suddenly a soldier turns to face me, He's got stiff blonde hair like max headroom. He starts punching at me but they are intangible punches, they sweep through me. Then he stops and the punches start to be felt. Delayed punches. I start to fight as all the soldiers pile on. Then I'm in a big house, a woman approaches me and says she's the land lady of the house. she shows me up to this room. It's tiny with a narrow window. There's stuff in front of the window and I clear it away. I peak out the window and there is a beautiful coastal town like cornwall hundreds of feet below. All blue and green. I take the room and the landlady says I have to work in the shop below the flat. I go down to the shop and the chef/owner is serving up plates of chocolate eclairs, choux buns. people are loving it and it's a great success. Suddenly a man busts in and screams at the owner he says you stole my shop idea and he's going to sue him. The owner says he'll give the guy a free meal every day if he leaves it. The guy agrees and goes over the road to talk to his father and grandfather. The Grandfather says to his grandson that they must shut down the choux shop and destroy the building so they can build a store house for their business. I can't remember how it ends? Maybe get part two tomorrow? a lot of my dreams connect up.
even sleeping in a different room or upside down gives you weird dreams. a change leads to different dreams.
your dream seems to involve bread and choices. Maybe you are feeling the pinch. You think your choices are between a bad choice and no choice. Maybe a brexit anxiety dream.
Melon is an anagram of Lemon - you seen the food thread I put up yeast erday?(marmite)
Melon is an anagram of Lemon - you seen the food thread I put up yeast erday?(marmite)
Lot's of peeps dream that they're falling or drowning or running away from some feckin monster... Not me, nooooooooooooo siree i dream i'm still in love with my ex witch every feckin night for 5 weeks (stopped about a week ago) So not only did i feel like utter shíte every time i woke up, sometimes looking in the bed for her or just for a moment thinking i was still with her; i then had to deal with 5 weeks of continuing break-ups somewhere in my dream state. Talk about vivid dreams...
If ye knew what the break-up was like and how much it cost me; thy wouldn't believe i could dream i still loved her..
If ye knew what the break-up was like and how much it cost me; thy wouldn't believe i could dream i still loved her..
In your case Guinness isn't too dear. Get down the pub son and drink until you can't remember your name. That or think about counselling. You have my sympathy Guinness.
King Louis
My son is a psychoanalyst. His appraisal is as follows:
The roll being too small is a direct indicator of a small penis anxiety.
The subway and melon references are usually linked to female genitalia and its fear thereof.
Nick Ross ignoring you points to an inferiority complex, particularly of those you perceive as being in authority.
The quiz thing is just a coincidence, don't worry about that at all.
Fair comment.
My son is a psychoanalyst. His appraisal is as follows:
The roll being too small is a direct indicator of a small penis anxiety.
The subway and melon references are usually linked to female genitalia and its fear thereof.
Nick Ross ignoring you points to an inferiority complex, particularly of those you perceive as being in authority.
The quiz thing is just a coincidence, don't worry about that at all.
Fair comment.
sounds like she has a book.
I find most dreams are about conflicts found in your subconscious which relates to the previous day.
So you bought a coke instead of a Pepsi , you went to the shop for a Pepsi. You asked the assistant where the Pepsi was and he says the supplier never delivered. You get miffed and shake it off. Frustration enters the subconscious mind.
that night - You go to sleep and dream you are in bed with Pepsi and Shirley, you are about to FK em , they look really tasty, boobs gleaming, sweat dripping and moistness is implied. when George Michael appears and the girls disappear. he gets naked and you wake up in a cold sweat. You get worried you are going gay? but it was just that you did not get your fav' drink. unresolved crap of the day.
you didn't want a poke, i mean a coke.
I find most dreams are about conflicts found in your subconscious which relates to the previous day.
So you bought a coke instead of a Pepsi , you went to the shop for a Pepsi. You asked the assistant where the Pepsi was and he says the supplier never delivered. You get miffed and shake it off. Frustration enters the subconscious mind.
that night - You go to sleep and dream you are in bed with Pepsi and Shirley, you are about to FK em , they look really tasty, boobs gleaming, sweat dripping and moistness is implied. when George Michael appears and the girls disappear. he gets naked and you wake up in a cold sweat. You get worried you are going gay? but it was just that you did not get your fav' drink. unresolved crap of the day.
you didn't want a poke, i mean a coke.
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