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Aunty Post
07 May 13 16:40
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There is a brilliant site with the above title where people post the wrong words they thought were correct.

One of mine that I only figured out recently was "Mungo Jerry" where I thought they were singing "Mo-de-o- doh".

Never questioned what it meant as I just thought it  was  just nonsense like "Do-be-do be do" and "Sha-La-La -La" etc.

Any of you got any howlers of your own like this?
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Report Ken Masters May 7, 2013 3:42 PM BST
Like what?
Report i_agree_with_nick May 7, 2013 3:56 PM BST
Chain Reaction - sounds like she sings "Tell Eddie Waring there is no salvation"
Report Aunty Post May 7, 2013 4:11 PM BST
Like this KM.....

Artist: Abba
Song: Take A Chance On Me
Real Lyric: If you change your mind I'm the first in line Honey, I'm still free Take a chance on me
Misheard Lyric: If you change your mind On the virgin line Ollie oxen-free Take a chance on me
User: Anonymous
Report SqueezeFirmly May 7, 2013 4:50 PM BST
Find the Peter Kay concert that was on telly the other night.

There were some blinders on there.
Report thebandit May 7, 2013 8:00 PM BST
For years I thought the line in Super Trouper by Abba was "was sick and tired of everything
When I called you last night from Tesco" only to find a certain shop was Glasgow.
Report FatherMaguire May 8, 2013 7:36 AM BST
They had a round on these on Only Connect a while back - think the official word for them is Montegreens or something.

As fascinating as that was, the only one I can remember is 'Irelands Industry' which is Islands in the Stream
Report hitmanhearn May 8, 2013 7:40 AM BST
I though Jacko was singing ."we spent the night in Bristol at every type of disco" when I was younger.Cry
Report Joel May 8, 2013 7:49 AM BST
I thought John Farnham was singing Bound for you (instead of Burn)

and I thought Bananarama were singing 'I'm your penis'
Report Aunty Post May 8, 2013 8:24 AM BST
One from my son....

The Beach Boys....."help me Rhonda yey, get her off of my horse"
Report Yorkshire Terrier May 8, 2013 9:35 AM BST
Bob Marley - Is This Love ?

We'll be together, with a roof rack over our heads...
Report tommycockles May 8, 2013 9:40 AM BST
Police- Message in a bottle

A year has passed since I broke my nose (wrote my note)
Report Coachbuster August 21, 2016 11:18 PM BST
it's not fair , to remind me ,  of the cross eyed bear that you gave to me
Report Coachbuster August 21, 2016 11:19 PM BST
It's not fair - to deny me,  of the cross-eyed bear that you gave to me
Report brassneck August 21, 2016 11:34 PM BST
Shania twain in her song"that don't impress me much"what does she say when she sings he kisses  his ????  at night.
Report brassneck August 21, 2016 11:53 PM BST
it says in the lyrics that he kisses his car good night but I challenge anybody to listen to Shania and see if she sings he kisses his car.Laugh.
Report rogerthebutler August 22, 2016 8:54 AM BST
A gay pair of guys put up a parking lot, according to Joni Mitchell
Report Jack Hacksaw August 22, 2016 9:18 AM BST
They reckoned that one of The Police's first hits was called 'Sue Lawley'.
Report cdog August 22, 2016 11:08 AM BST
Dead ringer for love: "Ever since I can remember you've been hanging out with George!"
Report Aunty Post August 22, 2016 1:22 PM BST
Good grief!!

Welcome back to my thread from more than three years ago....... Laugh
Report Coachbuster August 22, 2016 3:30 PM BST
Laugh
Report Aunty Post August 22, 2016 3:37 PM BST
Another from my son "went to a dance looking fora man"....

Beach Boys "Barbara Anne"
Report Aunty Post August 22, 2016 3:43 PM BST
....and another one....

"help me Rhonda yeah, get her off o' my horse"
Report anubis7 August 22, 2016 4:13 PM BST
Teardrop Explodes - Reward

Bless my cotton socks,I'm in the nude
Report Hound-Dog-2 August 22, 2016 4:17 PM BST
Lulu - I'm A Tiger - I'm A Tired Girl

Chris Montez - Lets Dance - Little Sam

Bonnie Tyler - It's A Heartache - It's A Hard Egg
Report Coachbuster August 22, 2016 4:23 PM BST
Lulu - I'm A Tiger - I'm A Tired Girl


or even

i'm a Thai girl    Happy
Report Gallivanter August 22, 2016 4:26 PM BST
Be-elzebub has a devil for a wardrobe - Bohemian Rhapsody
Report Red Bum August 22, 2016 5:13 PM BST
Desmond Dekker

Me ears are alight

The Israelites
Report Kit-Kat-Dan August 22, 2016 5:35 PM BST
Sister Sledge - We Are Family

Just let me staple the vicar.
Report wit-ham August 22, 2016 5:52 PM BST
There's a bathroom on the right

There's a bad moon on the rise


I'm not talkin bout the linen

I'm not talkin' 'bout movin' in


A Jackson one don't know the song but sounds
like he keeps saying microsoft at the end
Report Coachbuster August 22, 2016 5:55 PM BST
Bill Oddie, Bill Oddie, Put your hands all over my body
Report Coachbuster August 22, 2016 5:56 PM BST
Let’s pee in the corner, let’s pee in the spotlight.’
Report mecca August 22, 2016 6:01 PM BST
Madonna :- La Isla Bonita

''Last night, I dreamt of some dago''
Report Coachbuster August 22, 2016 6:04 PM BST
^^^ she also had eyes that looked like potatoes
Report Breedingmad August 22, 2016 7:23 PM BST
For amany years  I thought the Beatles and the Stones House of love song lyrics said "sucking marijuana cones" years later realised it was "sucking marrow out of bones"Laugh
Report STUDYFORM August 22, 2016 7:44 PM BST
I always thought 'Airport' by the Motors was called 'Ethel'

"Ethel, you've got a smiling face, you took the one I love so far away".
Report STUDYFORM August 22, 2016 7:46 PM BST
Same as you wit-ham....
Not talkin' bout the linen.
Report STUDYFORM August 22, 2016 7:47 PM BST
My simple heart - sounds like Bicycle Hop
Report Clouseau August 22, 2016 7:52 PM BST
"We're so pretty,
Oh so pretty.....aghhh,
We're Bacon"

The Segs Pistols. Cool
Report wit-ham August 22, 2016 8:23 PM BST
she also had eyes that looked like potatoes

same here coaxh
Report anubis7 August 22, 2016 8:37 PM BST
Into The Groove - Madonna

And you can dance,perspiration
Report Coachbuster August 22, 2016 9:02 PM BST
wit ham -indeed, you must coax the coach DevilGrin
Report Manoleeds August 22, 2016 9:35 PM BST
Proclaimers "And when I heave up, I'm gonna be the man who heaves up next to you" Apparently it's haver meaning talking nonsense.
Report verbotene liebe August 24, 2016 5:03 PM BST
Queen Now I'm Here - 'Down in the dungeon just Peters and Lee '
Report Aspro August 24, 2016 5:17 PM BST
Genesis (Follow you, Follow me) "All my Fiats are drifting by me so slowly now"
Report Smalltime Punter August 24, 2016 6:07 PM BST
Taylor Swift and "All the lonely Starbucks lovers". Even now that I know the real words, it still always sounds like that
Report Mikael D'Haguenet August 24, 2016 6:18 PM BST
Dont know the song youre on about SP but the Smiths' Ask sounds a bit like Starbucks lover too. Is yours starstruck lover as well?
Report Mikael D'Haguenet August 24, 2016 6:19 PM BST
What else is it gonna be MDH, you thick ****?
Report Smalltime Punter August 24, 2016 6:26 PM BST
Song is Blank Space - about 55 seconds in on this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-ORhEE9VVg

Although having listened to it again, it isn't as Starbucks-y as I remember :(

(Real lyric is "Got a long list of ex-lovers")
Report Coachbuster August 28, 2016 5:01 PM BST
who you gonna call ?


those b'stards
Report mini me August 28, 2016 5:06 PM BST
Donna Summer singing Nappy Love
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