Miranda Hart

I'm afraid there'll be a lot of tumbleweed on this thread,pandora.

nice enough lass....a bit long

IRRITATING ANNOYING AND AINT FUNNY AS FOR FETISH
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Imagine going out for a session and waking up next to that

If that didn't make you quit drinking then nothing would.

i wouldnt take a dump in her back garden, nevermind spend the night with her.

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i wouldnt take a dump in her back garden, nevermind spend the night with her.



Surely you would have a sniff of her "Back garden erse?!"

If she was beautiful would she still be 'a bit long' dusty?Are Miranda and other women her height just too tall for men to marry?

Broad back.

No problem with leggy, the ugly boat race is the issue here.

1.01 Growler like a sporran

Double Bagger

come on slippy, you must have woken up next to a moose head.

if he hasn't they have

Big (not overly-fat) girls are often interesting.

how would you know you ?

mummy's boy

another upper class ****  with no talent, Camerons Britain

if she is funny my koks a kipper
seen funnier M25 pile ups
not in the same league as the krankies

Isnt she in that 'Midwives' thing on BBC? She is better as a straight actress (pardon the pun) than a comedy chick. IMO

helps when daddykins is admiral of the fleet or whatever. opens doors.

Yes, I'm sure it does.

Yes, Miranda, I'm sure without her father, would have accomplished as  little as you. 'We'll give you a sit-com on prime time television, it's rubbish and it won't get any viewers but we better had do as your father is high up in the Navy and might bomb BBC TV Centre if we don't.'

just because gets a lot of viewers doesnt make it good, sun is most populaar newpaper, take that sell more records than fleet foxes , x factor or ant and dec is watched by more people than homeland, does that make them better,does it f uck !!!!

Mate of Clair Balding probably shared a double ender now that would be a sight for sore eyes

Posted by Howdi 15 March 13 01:13

if he hasn't they have


Erm excuse me Howdi, hello Who rattled your cage?

tonkability     15 Mar 13 22:03 
Mate of Clair Balding probably shared a double ender now that would be a sight for sore eyes



Has anyone ever told you how bloody stupid you are ?

bit of banter there slips

tonkability 15 Mar 13 22:03 
Mate of Clair Balding probably shared a double ender now that would be a sight for sore eyes