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In Canada, kissing your significant other while they are asleep can be counted as sexual assault by law.
During the Middle Ages,children were given beer for breakfast.
Skinny jeans can cause nerve damage.
During the Middle Ages,children were given beer for breakfast.
Skinny jeans can cause nerve damage.
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Erse is not allowed within 5 yards of any open flame
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In 29 states in the USA people can be legally fired for being gay. 34 States also allow people to be fired for being transgender.
A man in Sweden received disability benefits due to his "addiction to Heavy Metal Music" Steven Hawkins married the ex-wife of the guy who first deigned his speech synthesiser. |
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The lead singer of Nickelback is required to give his ex-wife $5100 a month to feed a horse (and other pets) that he once bought her as a gift.
A 62 foot tall statue of Jesus in Ohio was destroyed in 2010 when it was struck by lightning that caused a fire that burned it down. The creator of the band-aid made it for his wife,who often cut or burned herself while cooking,to protect and heal her wounds. |
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i thought it was bob geldoff
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Fidgeting can burn about 350 calories a day--roughly equivalent to a half-hour jog.
A high school football coach got half the fans of his own team to cheer the other team,because the other team was from a maximum-security juvenile correctional facility and didn't have any fans of their own. The root of the word "passion" is the latin word "passio"which means "sufffering. |
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The root of the word "passion" is the latin word "passio"which means "sufffering
Where did they get the "n" from? |
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They got the 'n' from nowhere.
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Cobblaz.I'm just nicking these from elsewhere so there are bound to be some that are iffy.
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An Artist designed a Clock that knits a Scarf a year. It’s called the 365 knitting clock.
In 2013,you can re-use calenders from these years:2002,1991,1985,1974,1963,1957,1946,1935,1929 and 1918 Using small candles to light a Christmas tree dates back to 17th century.Later,it was Edison's assistant,Edward Johnson,who came up with the idea of using electric lights for Christmas trees in 1892. |
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Blowing into a woman's v@gina during oral sex can kill her if she's pregnant.
 Because of his bad personal hygiene,Steve Jobs was asked to work the night shift at Atari. There's a garden in England dedicated entirely to flora which are deadly and/or narcotic,featuring over 100 killers such as hemlock,strychnine and nightshade. |
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Sir Richard Branson owes his entire success to Tubular Bells!
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The Path to Hull is paved with the Humber Bridge!
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NO IT'S NOT DR - By the way - where is Hull!!! I thought he was the chappie who had his hand up a bird's ar$e
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I must disagree! An ex girlfriend got fed up with me many years ago and told me to go to Hull! I remember approaching Hull driving over the Humber Bridge!
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There are many forms of Kryptonite,including pink Kryptonite which turns Superman gay.
Before alarm clocks were invented,there was a knocker-up,which involved going from client to client and tapping on their windows(or banging on their doors)with long sticks until they were awake.It lasted till the 1920's Up until the 1850's there was no "left and right" shoe all were identical. |
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There is an evangelical church in Dallas, TX that spent $4.7 million on their privately-owned fish aquarium.
In 1957,a grandmother was hit in the face by a foul ball at a Phillies/Giants game.As she was being carried out of the stadium on a stretcher,the very next pitch,another foul ball,hit her again. The earliest known same-sex wedding ceremony was in 65 A.D. |
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A whales penis is called a dork
Dalmations are born without spots Slugs have 4 noses |
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Dr - I don't want to fall out with you, but I have been to hull and back several times in my life - I never had medication for it but it was close.
regards MO |
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Our brain perceives people who annoy us as moving slower than they actually are.
The first animated couple ever to be shown in bed together on prime time television were Fred and Wilma Flintstone. Hugging helps lower blood pressure. |
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More right handed people die than left handed people - which gives me a chance of immortality
 Every table tennis match I have seen had a white ball, but one other colour is allowed, it's orange. The first person to use the cypher '007' was John Dee, a spy among other things, who used it in private correspondence with Elizabeth I |
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Winnie the Pooh was originally Winnie the wee...
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Japan uses 24 billion pairs of chopsticks per year.China uses 45 billion.That's 25 million trees per year.
There are moths that feed on the tears of sleeping birds. Goat is the most consumed meat on earth. |
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Miranda Hart's uncle is a Knight Companion of the Order of the Garter
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Did you know,this is a very interesting thread?
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A cockroach can live for a relatively long time without its head.
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the placement of a donkeys eyes in its head enables it to see all 4 of its feet at the same time
the penguin is the only bird that can swim but not fly the testicles of an octopus is located in its head |
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A guy died after being stabbed in the leg by a rooster.The bird had a knife attached to it's limb to take part in cockfighting.
There are Ant Species which hold Slaves and Slave Ants who rebel against them. In 2007,a Tennessee man on Death Row requested that,instead of a last meal,a pizza be donated to a local homeless person. The request was denied. |
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Loving this thread, Bigmo
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Thanks Makybe_Diva.
Earth is the densest planet in the solar system. There’s a house in Rockport, Massachusetts made entirely of newspapers. In medieval England children were beaten on the 28th of December to remind them of King Herod's cruelty. |
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bigmo 14 Feb 13 09:02
Thanks Makybe_Diva. Earth is the densest planet in the solar system. Ahh! That would go some way to explaining the inhabitants. There’s a house in Rockport, Massachusetts made entirely of newspapers. That's nothing. There's a newspaper in England consisting entirely of shyte, think it's called the Guardian. In medieval England children were beaten on the 28th of December to remind them of King Herod's cruelty. They must be big fans of King Herod in Dewsbury seems they celebrate him every day. |
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A kangaroo rat can survive it's entire lifetime without a single drop of water (3 to 5 years)
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A kangaroo rat can survive it's entire lifetime without a single drop of water (3 to 5 years)
That's nothing. Some people can survive their entire lifetime without a job (about 70 years) |
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There are no KFC's in Tibet in part because the Dalai Lama wrote them a letter explaining how the mass slaughter of chickens violated Tibet's traditional values.
P*nis enlargement surgeries are free in Cuba. Top 10 female billionaires all inherited their money through marriage or family relation. |
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Depression can cause you to dream up to 3-4 times more than you normally would.
A proper handshake should last for about three seconds. In Lebanon,men are permitted to have sexual intercourse with an animal,but only if it's female.Sex with a male animal is punishable by death. |
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With less than an hour's time of instruction,people can be taught how to hold their breath (static apnea)for over 4 minutes.
A study in the 1960's found that LSD cured Alcoholism in almost 60% of the patients The rhyme,Step on a crack,break your mother's back,was originally Step on a crack and your mother will turn black. |
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Many people who read the word yawn or yawning begin to feel the urge to yawn.
For a butterfly to fly it must have a body temperature of no less than 86 degrees fahrenheit or 30 degrees celsius. I am travelling to Cuba and then heading to Lebanon. |
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bigmo 14 Feb 13 13:17
There are no KFC's in Tibet in part because the Dalai Lama wrote them a letter explaining how the mass slaughter of chickens violated Tibet's traditional values. In England we have several in every town, then again it's not a problem as we don't have any values. P*nis enlargement surgeries are free in Cuba. Explains why a big pr##k is in charge. Top 10 female billionaires all inherited their money through marriage or family relation. Isn't this how most women get their money? |
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bigmo 15 Feb 13 05:41
Depression can cause you to dream up to 3-4 times more than you normally would. I can't remember dreaming, wow! I must be the happiest man alive. A proper handshake should last for about three seconds. One second longer and someone will eventually claim you're a pervert. In Lebanon,men are permitted to have sexual intercourse with an animal,but only if it's female.Sex with a male animal is punishable by death. Fussy b~~gers. Go to Wales much less fussy over there. |