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Most of which make no sense to me...
Straight smiley face threads
Queenie watts
Didnt he have a horse in training with Cecil?
I'm up it
Bloke from a bygone age who runs like a teapot(i know the origins of this one)
Any otters
Straight smiley face threads
Queenie watts
Didnt he have a horse in training with Cecil?
I'm up it
Bloke from a bygone age who runs like a teapot(i know the origins of this one)
Any otters
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In bruges
Groundhog day
Pretending David Bowie is dead
The way the light hits buildings in Rome
Groundhog day
Pretending David Bowie is dead
The way the light hits buildings in Rome
Of course there are literally dozens of on purpose spelling misteaks.... Otters, offician, etc,
Rob, as soon as I read your posts I burst out laughing!
Who is the manager of Luton Town?
Now who was manager of Luton Town from January 2008 to October 2009
Now who was manager of Luton Town from January 2008 to October 2009
Thank fk for that Tommy. Sometimes think it is like a big masonic lodge in here.
4 years ago that one, the old pass it on quizzes 
Hoses up on the birdle
Intellectual capacity of a hampster
Intellectual capacity of a hampster
That was fair enough, the presumption being every one knew the answer in the end and so it meant the quiz was up and running with the keenest replier getting a headstart.
That Hampster one does make me laugh. Even though I dont exactly know the origin. I think we should call an amnesty, disband the magic circle, and reveal the origins of all chit chat in jokes. I mean Queenie Watts ffs, what is that all about? In Bruges....wtf?
Mick Harford. Ray Harford, unrelated, was manager when I first started following them.
Don't get the In Bruges one either!
Carol from Essex...
Carol from Essex...
I think 90pc of these were started by Fishwick, he has a lot to answer for.
No, we can't reveal all origins! They really provide some fun at times when people ask what's going on!
The thing is, most are made as a joke in some irrelevant thread and it's only someone mentioning the same thing on another thread sometime later that the ball starts rolling - and carries on from there.
When Sultan Vinegar mentioned 'did he have horses in training with Henry Cecil' recently on some thread or other, it really made me laugh, as I knew the ball was 'in play' - after it was the original Don Giovani who asked the question in all seriousness about some other celebrity a few weeks before - but then kept asking it on other threads too, which was very amusing as he was just trying to find out the answer!
When Sultan Vinegar mentioned 'did he have horses in training with Henry Cecil' recently on some thread or other, it really made me laugh, as I knew the ball was 'in play' - after it was the original Don Giovani who asked the question in all seriousness about some other celebrity a few weeks before - but then kept asking it on other threads too, which was very amusing as he was just trying to find out the answer!
Ilunga Mwepu - started from a simple quiz question!
Rob, it's mainly your comments about said 'in jokes' that has me laughing my head off!
You do realise you will be ostracised from th inner circle after these revelations.
Wait till Fishwick hears of this, 1.01 this thread gets pulled.
Pretty sure it was Dudewheresmyvar that started half of these, not Fishwick Silly 
Either way fishwick will be more livid than when the budgie thread got pulled when he hears of some of the loose tongues on this thread.
Fully suspect an unusually stern. "Tommy, FFT.... Meet me in Nibbsys room we need to talk". When he logs in.
Doubt it Rob - he'll put up a cartoon clip instead if that's required (you may have missed that one)!
The Calvinator is a shocking omission
All the men here are really female truck drivers
Fkin aye HRH.
Oh, At last a bit of testosterone on the thread.
Oh, At last a bit of testosterone on the thread.
Certainly not one for the likes of an interntional playboy/playgirl like you.
Any IT or even technical query,...ever
You need to put a call out for Tommy Toes.
You need to put a call out for Tommy Toes.
Firstly, thread title should of course be "Offician list of chit chat in jokes"
In RIP threads it's common to see "another piece of my childhood gone forever" regardless of the significance of the deceased to the poster.
Do Herons fly south for the winter?
"spreading"
Mr Winkle having a strong sexual attraction for Diane Abbott MP
Arnold Ridley still being alive.
there must be loads but I can only think of those for now.
In RIP threads it's common to see "another piece of my childhood gone forever" regardless of the significance of the deceased to the poster.
Do Herons fly south for the winter?
"spreading"
Mr Winkle having a strong sexual attraction for Diane Abbott MP
Arnold Ridley still being alive.
there must be loads but I can only think of those for now.
crags missed a chance there. A rare Tommy spelling error.
Muppet was my mate cannyman HH, I can explain if you wish.
kenny isnt this to do with some joke involving breakfast? might be mixing it up with something else.
Clungehungry
Any IT or even technical query,...ever
You need to put a call out for Tommy Toes.
marvellous stuff Sparky!
Any IT or even technical query,...ever
You need to put a call out for Tommy Toes.
marvellous stuff Sparky!
All together now -
Taikai kangaroo down sport, Taikai kangaroo down.
Taikai kangaroo down sport, Taikai kangaroo down.
Didn't he marry Queenie Watts or was that another Cecil
Not Cecil the racehorse trainer a lot of people have horses with of course some other one.
I was really hoping that this thread would shed some light on Erse's troubling anal and faeces fixation. But apparently not????
Rather than being an in-joke, I suspect it is an internalised childhood trauma dating from around the potty training period.
Rather than being an in-joke, I suspect it is an internalised childhood trauma dating from around the potty training period.
btw the forumite Tom Jones hasn't been in here for a while.
favourite administrative subdivisions of the Russian Federation -
Nothing "in" about that, a thread for the masses if ever there was one PF.
trying to get sibaroni to go to the Politics forum
not sure if this is an in joke. I think it's just posters who don't read the thread properly.
Post late on in the thread and say "I'm surprised no one has mentioned -(insert name of someone who has been mentioned at least once)."
Examples currently on the thread about Best British male vocalists.
Post late on in the thread and say "I'm surprised no one has mentioned -(insert name of someone who has been mentioned at least once)."
Examples currently on the thread about Best British male vocalists.
There's a page on Facebook - 'Name a film with no S in it.' 
First time I looked there were over 5,000 replies, this grew to about 7,000 in 4 hours, with some who thought they were being really clever by naming 6 films in one post, as if it was a facking hard task.
Die Hard seemed to be mentioned more time than any other film.
I posted *leeple** in *eattle, it didn't raise one comment.
I tried again with 'Holmeth and the Hound of the Bathkervilleth - and then put 'I have a lithp'
Still no comment, nobody on Facebook (apart from me I think) reads any previous comments at all.
I tested this theory the following day by posting. 'Die Hard - and if that has already been mentioned, I'll do a streak on Saturday at any footie match suggested.'
Responses - none
Somebody else put 'Are you lot serious??? I think it means the script, as well as the title, that has no letters in it, and there isn't one.'
I then posted 'I know one... 'One Million Yearth B.C.' with Raquel Welch - and I thtill have my lithp.
Once again...not one titter.
First time I looked there were over 5,000 replies, this grew to about 7,000 in 4 hours, with some who thought they were being really clever by naming 6 films in one post, as if it was a facking hard task.
Die Hard seemed to be mentioned more time than any other film.
I posted *leeple** in *eattle, it didn't raise one comment.
I tried again with 'Holmeth and the Hound of the Bathkervilleth - and then put 'I have a lithp'
Still no comment, nobody on Facebook (apart from me I think) reads any previous comments at all.
I tested this theory the following day by posting. 'Die Hard - and if that has already been mentioned, I'll do a streak on Saturday at any footie match suggested.'
Responses - none
Somebody else put 'Are you lot serious??? I think it means the script, as well as the title, that has no letters in it, and there isn't one.'
I then posted 'I know one... 'One Million Yearth B.C.' with Raquel Welch - and I thtill have my lithp.
Once again...not one titter.
Great thread. Can't believe the night shift allowed it to drop to the bottom.
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The search for the HG of betting.
(Dr Slicer has the answer but is not telling).
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Kenny mann saying..."i used to a bit of boxing in my younger days"
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