Funniest bits of The Office

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3CfrkgdPmo&feature=related

When he tries to talk over the trainer. Sorry, no link but I can picture it now

Where they do some roleplay?

The blind date episode was very funny. Some hefty old Doris turns up in the pub wearing the white scarf and Brent looks at the camera saying 'FFS'

Slippy, until I read that, I forgot that it was shot as a fly-on-the-wall documentary.

The first time I watched it, I discovered it by accident. (Think it was ep2) For about five minutes I genuinely thought it was a BBC2 documentary then thought, what the fk's going on here?

Yes Nick, the one where David Brent went home to get his guitar, also ad this bit too

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0Tz9iGhrQY

had

The bit were he had just been sacked and appears from behind his desk in the bird costume

Brilliant writing, there are just so many (Everyone's been up at the crack of Dawn, I'll practice it at home, Se what you say Gareth, My dad's not as cosmopolitan as me he says darkies instead of coloureds etc etc)

'' I THINK THERE'S BEEN A RAPE UP THERE!''.

Brilliant writing

Series 2 was funny but Series 1 was not only funny but extremely realistic

who else has seen this filth

If anyone comes on and says the American version is better  I will personally pour boiling oil over them.

Percy, I'll hold them down whilst you administer your justice.
Just don't splash me with the molten fluid ok.

People see me, and they see the suit, and they go: "you're not fooling anyone", they know I'm rock and roll through and through. But you know that old thing, live fast, die young? Not my way. Live fast, sure, live too bloody fast sometimes, but die young? Die old. That's the way- not orthodox, I don't live by "the rules" you know. And if there's one other person who's influenced me in that way I think, someone who is a maverick, someone who does that to the system, then, it's Ian Botham. Because Beefy will happily say "that's what I think of your selection policy, yes I've hit the odd copper, yes I've enjoyed the old dooby, but will you piss off and leave me alone, I'm walking to John O'Groats for some spastics."

This is hilarious.

IMO of course

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLm2FyvDF4w&feature=related

Brent - you ask me to name three geniuses... I don't say Einstein, Newton and uh....

I say Milligan, Cleese, Everet. Sessions.

And Sellers surely ?

David Brent: I gave a speech only this morning to my staff assuring them that there would not be cutbacks at this branch and there certainly wouldn't be redundancies, so...

Jennifer Taylor-Clark: Well, why on Earth would you do that?

David Brent: Why? Oh, don't know. A little word I think's important in management called morale.

Jennifer Taylor-Clark: Well, surely it's going to be worse for morale in the long run when there ARE redundancies and you've told people that there won't be.

[pause]
David Brent: They won't remember.

quiz night with finchy

quiz night with finchy - also.  any scene with the odious finchy in fact

Keith's performance review.

Don't know why, but always crack up when I see Gareth's face as he's being driven off with that swinger couple in the motorcycle side-car.

Keith's performance review:

"under weaknesses, you've put excema"

same looks well shifty

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same looks well shifty
that was regarding gareths face

The Uk Office is abs genius and like someone else said I thought it was real when I flicked it on back the early 2000s on BBC2, recentley watched the whole box set and it was as good as ever...so many brilliant moments...

The USA version is 3rd division stuff compared to this...

When Brent was being interviewed by a journalist

Biggest disappointment? Alton Towers

the warehouse boys at the xmas do, pregnant woman complains about the smoking. the black mans **** joke

discussing midgets while firing someone
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=j1qtsLfZWWQ#t=416s
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Keith
A fanny is your arse over there, not your minge

"get the guitar"

"big boy shiit"

The AmericanOffice is so inferior it isnt even funny.  Fair enough it is quite good for yank sitcoms, but that doesnt mean it isnt cr@p.  So many hilarious bits I cant narrow it down to one.  Quiz night episode was brilliant though, very well observed.

Stapler in drawer set in jelly.

'If you keep your head when all around are losing theirs....well, you probably don't understand the seriousness of the situation'.

Wasn't that keen on the w@nk!ng claw joke

"there's good news and bad news"

I'm not just saying this to become massively popular, but I reckon the US Office is better. I didn't think there were that many laughs in Series one of UK office, and David Brent was never really a believable character. Most of the characters were one-dimensional and although that's pretty much the same for the US Office, it's never attempted to make some clunky attempt to make it 'believable' - the ensemble cast are miles better in the US office as well

You don't need to say that to become massively popular - you are already massively popular

Two lesbians, probably. Sisters. I'm just watching.

I never thought I'd hear myself saying this...........

Too many to mention really   however  at the night club when Gareth goes away with the two in the side car of the motorbike   and  when Brent got  a knock back from a women in the night club and says "well that was a waste of an hour".....

there aren't any
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