Totally spurious heaven/hell points fantasy league table for lively debate

Right then, here's an idea. For every good deed you do, you get a point or points, depending on the 'goodness'. Conversely, for every bad deed you commit, you get a negative score. What should the scoring system be, however, and how would you/various celebrities fare? How is your personal points tally looking now? Furthermore, when you meet your maker, will you be in the black or in the red and will you be travelling upwards to the heavenly host, harp music & a bottomless bowl of treats or will you be plummeting downwards to get burned, tortured and forced to read Jordan’s fourth autobiography while listening to St. Winifred’s School Choir played backwards forever & a day?
More importantly, how would today's celebs, sportspeople, politicians, pop stars, actors and DJ****-TV presenter**** philanthropists get on?
Random spurious examples up for debate...

'Good stuff'

Charity work: +5 points per half marathon/parachute jump/day of wearing daft costume & rattling tin about/donation to local shop/purchase in local shop
Bringing up a child to be thoughtful, polite & considerate: +5 points
Winning an Olympic medal: +200 points
Being comfortable in front of a TV camera, despite having no discernible talent yourself (i.e. Jonathan Ross, Fern Cotton etc): +10 points
Feeding the woman next door’s cat when she’s away on holiday: +5 points
Going to school regularly: +5 points
Active service in the army: +100 points
Working in a charity shop: +10 points

‘Bad stuff’

Being good at sport, but then being exposed as a drug-taking cheat: -100
Randomly battering someone: -100
Telling your girlfriend she can only look at trees or benches: -50
Murder: -300
Feeling up kids: -250
Feeling up kids & then taking it ‘a bit further’: -275
Racism: -200
Stealing: -50

_Any views? (For reference, I’m currently +1000, give or take)_