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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-19730639

Somehow managed to be Britain's unfunniest comedian for the last 5 years, despite extremely strong competition

Hopefully will now disappear without a trace
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Report luckyducky September 27, 2012 12:30 PM BST
Mental illness can strike anyone at anytime.
Report David Fishwick Minibus Sales September 27, 2012 12:39 PM BST
i hear his uncle landed on the moon
Report thebandit September 28, 2012 7:20 PM BST
You mean stayed in the orbiter David lol Tongue Out

But yes, Justing seems to be one phucked up guy at the mo.
Report creatureinthesky September 28, 2012 8:13 PM BST
He's one of those celebs that a lot of people don't really take to, without think he's a real tw@t.
I thinks he's safely crossed that rubicon now.
Report DStyle September 28, 2012 8:46 PM BST
i went to the lucha libre at the roundhouse in camden on a sunday some years ago to watch the transvestites battle the midgets (very entertaining) and my experience was interrupted by this pr1ck doing one of his sky one gigs.

i was a little lubricated and quite vocal in my dissatisfaction at the proper entertainment being interrupted. i was even more delighted when i realised that his family were seated directly in front of me.
Report 666_v September 28, 2012 8:59 PM BST
I expect they agreed with you and joined in with the abuse?
Report TELL DEL September 28, 2012 10:40 PM BST
could never stand this bloke, a so-called comedian who wasn't funny, use to see him several times at Temple Meads railway station when he lived in Bristol, don't think he lives there now because haven't seen him for about a year. 

'Hopefully will now disappear without a trace' Yes, with a bit of luck this court case will do some permanent damage to his career, sounds a very fu@ked-up unpleasant type, talentless nasty creep, and a very redundant half of the double-act with Alan Carr.
Report DStyle October 9, 2012 2:35 PM BST
guilty
Report Comrade_Karla October 9, 2012 3:04 PM BST
Take him down.
Report man of many moods October 9, 2012 3:47 PM BST
I've never heard of him so I have no opinion about his character.

> The entertainer and presenter had denied the charge, claiming Ms Larke was a compulsive liar.

That's good enough for me. Most women are compulsive liars and this one definitely looks a wrong'un.

I find the defendant Not Guilty.
Report horseman October 9, 2012 3:49 PM BST
amazed hes been found guilty his bird sounded a total and utter nut job 100's of texts a day etc trying to ponce money from him etc what a vile cow
Report DStyle October 9, 2012 4:26 PM BST
i imagine his heart sank when he walked into court on the first day and saw the jury: 9 women, 3 men.
Report johnnyrant October 9, 2012 4:34 PM BST
Is that true DStyle? Only thing that makes the verdict of guilty make sense to me.
Must be in minority but thoroughly enjoyed his tv shows like the Convention Crasher, 'Bring Back', and when he learnt 10-pin bowling, surfing & tried to enter Eurovision.
This woman was a complete mentalist - clearly all those who are happy with the verdict have never experienced a relationship with someone of that instability, and prone to hysteria. The excessive texting is a giveaway - that is obsessive, borderline psychotic behaviour.
Report DonNo1 October 9, 2012 4:36 PM BST
Found his sky 1 shows mildly entertaining.  You could tell he has an obsessive character though, got extemely worked up at times far beyond the point of it being a comedy act
Report MadVlad October 9, 2012 4:59 PM BST
^ stuart hall used to get extremely worked up at times and we all loved him,funny old world isnt it Confused
Report desperatemunter October 9, 2012 5:25 PM BST
hang on everyone - major injustice alert : I was hearing some of the evidence and it was clear that the woman was an out and out nutter.
I enjoy a celebrity media-execution as much as the next man, but i think this bloke is innocent.
Report desperatemunter October 9, 2012 5:30 PM BST
i don't trust men with beards and JLC gets accorded the description 'comedian' even tho he isn't.      but she was utterly bonkers,  a revenge factory on legs.
Report thebrave October 9, 2012 5:33 PM BST
He's got that truly irritating West Country accent that makes my ears bleed, so
for that alone, it's a guilty for me Grin
Report STEPTOES YARD October 9, 2012 5:40 PM BST
Amazed by this verdict, this woman looked highly untrustworthy
Report BonVivvy October 9, 2012 6:00 PM BST
is it true the jury was 9 women 3 blokes?,not much time for JLC as such but you'd think just alone on the "woman out for revenge nutcase evidence" that hed get off.shel be cashing in her story now under the guise of some "we are women we are strong" guffery
Report MadVlad October 9, 2012 6:12 PM BST
Well we can only assume that the 12 people who have sat thru the trial and heard all the evidence thru out the 2 weeks have came to their decision based on all the evidence available and have found JLC guilty.

Or we can always go with chit chat who read the sun and have a general disdain to the female race unless they are "splaffing on their chebs".

mmmmmmmmmmmmm free JLC CrazyCrazyCrazy
Report BonVivvy October 9, 2012 6:45 PM BST
In fairness Juries need cool heads no place for a bird imo.Unless some cheb spaffing can be arranged post sitting i suppose.
Report DStyle October 9, 2012 6:53 PM BST
she does appear to be unstable and perhaps it wouldn't be easy to believe everything she said.

however that doesn't guarantee that JLC didn't mistreat her and wasn't controlling. i would imagine the covert recording that she took was probably what tipped it in her favour.

however, in cases like these, you can't help thinking that you are inviting bias with such an unbalanced jury.
Report DStyle October 9, 2012 6:58 PM BST
and before i get accused of being sexist, i'd fully expect chance of introducing bias to be the same if it were the other way around.
Report STEPTOES YARD October 9, 2012 7:02 PM BST
She should have left him far earlier if this was going on for months
Report the.mad.dog.man October 9, 2012 7:11 PM BST
its down down down for justin
Report Hound-Dog-2 October 9, 2012 8:33 PM BST
hopefully that will be the end of his career now,
or restricted to pantomime in Southampton and summer season in Butlins Minehead !
Report the.mad.dog.man October 9, 2012 8:42 PM BST
he will be lucky to get anything
Report STEPTOES YARD October 9, 2012 9:52 PM BST
Criminal offences doesnt mean end of career now.

I know sport a little different but watched skysportsnews yesterday and they had rapist mike tyson in and kirsty gallacher was all over him.
Report mafeking October 9, 2012 10:10 PM BST
would have took a very short price not guilty from the reports of the case

celebs rarely go down when it's an open and shut case let alone with a victim who wouldn't have been a convincing witness
Report SirFresh October 9, 2012 10:45 PM BST
He probably did do it but sounds like she pushed him to it.

Guilty but no punishment, imo, and she should have been sectioned.
Report jimmyconway7 October 9, 2012 10:47 PM BST
Good times
Report tobermory October 9, 2012 10:58 PM BST
Like a few others i am astounded by this verdict Shocked

Collins certainly did not come across at all well but the woman was clearly nuts .Trial lasted 10 days ,after i'd read the reports from the 1st 3 days i thought not just that he would be found Not Guilty, but that the judge would surely throw the case out due to the unreliabilty of the accuser.

How the fk can you be 'harassing' someone who is voluntarily living with you anyway??? If someone is harassing you , then you walk away, you certainly don't send them hundreds of texts ffs

As Dstyle says , i think the tape recording was maybe decsive .But i thought Collins explanation for that quite plausible : that she spent 3 hours deliberatley winding him up, with the intention of getting him to start shouting, then hit record as soon as he kicked off.

He was very poorly served by his defence counsel IMO , in ending up with such a gender bias on the jury . No American lawyer would permit that in a similar case, can you not object to that here Confused
Report STEPTOES YARD October 9, 2012 11:00 PM BST
yep agreed tobes, if yer not happy then she should have fckd off.

She just stinks of being trouble.

Will no doubt sell her sob story now to the highest bidder
Report doantwin2easy October 10, 2012 1:03 AM BST
How the fk can you be 'harassing' someone who is voluntarily living with you anyway??? If someone is harassing you , then you walk away, you certainly don't send them hundreds of texts ffs

As Dstyle says , i think the tape recording was maybe decsive .But i thought Collins explanation for that quite plausible : that she spent 3 hours deliberatley winding him up, with the intention of getting him to start shouting, then hit record as soon as he kicked off.


good point. I imagine this was your classic love hate and cry wolf scenario.
Report mafeking October 10, 2012 1:24 AM BST
tobes, pretty sure you just get lumbered with the jury here. don't think the defence brief can reject members they don't like as they do in the states

common sense though to have say no more than 7 of either sex on a jury
Report GPT October 10, 2012 2:43 PM BST
10 days the case took I'm guessing the jury heard a lot more detail than has been reported hence the verdict and why decisions are not basd on newspaper reports.
Report tobermory October 10, 2012 3:20 PM BST
Doubt It. Sky.com reported the evidence word for word most days and newspapers would hardly have left out the more damning bits .Look how delighted they are with the verdict.
Report wolfatthedoor October 10, 2012 3:38 PM BST
got off lightly
should go to prison for being painfully unfunny
Report the.mad.dog.man October 10, 2012 4:09 PM BST
hes going down down down
Report GPT October 10, 2012 4:36 PM BST

Oct 10, 2012 -- 3:20PM, tobermory wrote:


Doubt It. Sky.com reported the evidence word for word most days and newspapers would hardly have left out the more damning bits .Look how delighted they are with the verdict.


No seriously they don't use newspaper reports to decide verdicts, to be fair I think we can all rejoice in the verdivt as it keeps him off our TVs.

Report BonVivvy October 10, 2012 4:48 PM BST
While i dont doubt JLC was no totally innocent party here,the mere thought of a 9 woman jury giving balance to a case with an hysterical nut job money grabbing ex bird is the stuff of nightmares.
Report RMB © October 10, 2012 5:13 PM BST
Strange one. He said and did some vile things by the sounds of it. This lass sounds like a complete nightmare. Wasn't he just nailing her from time to time in a London hotel, sounds like he had it right then, going by the case sounds like she was a dirty little so and so.
Report Coachbuster October 10, 2012 6:26 PM BST
have you ever  seen JLC and Ian Holloway at the same time ?
Report DonNo1 October 10, 2012 6:26 PM BST
Got away cheaply based on her pictures, what was he thinking in the first place
Report tobermory October 10, 2012 6:36 PM BST
No GPT they use the evidence, which was reproduced in it's entirety by the media.



Frankie Boyle "It's not all bad for Justin Lee Collins - the 12 people on the jury is the largest audience he's ever likely to perform in front of again''
Report MadVlad October 10, 2012 6:53 PM BST
Laugh
Report DonNo1 October 13, 2012 3:05 PM BST
Just listened to the audio Mischief
Report Hound-Dog-2 October 13, 2012 5:35 PM BST
^  "WARNING: Uncensored version - beware explicit language and content" Just listened to that audio  on the Daily Mirror website.

What a nasty vile sick twisted individual, something seriously wrong with him mentally, sounds very insecure and very screwed up, vile person, surely end of his career now, not even Butlins Holiday Camp would want him, f@cking ugly git !
Report Crisp77 October 13, 2012 5:37 PM BST
Any more scandals and Frankie Boyle could become the first billionaire comedian
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