How much do you pay for a haircut?

£9.95 for me, tenner with tip .

Either £6 or £6.50. Not sure 'cause only go about 4-5 times a year.

10 everywhere around here

£6 in my area.

I'm never sure how to answer the question "how do you want it?"

"4king shorter you ****, that's why I'm here"

Just started using this new Lady,she never uses Scissors always Clippers.I have never seen that before.

£3

I always prefer a southern european gentleman of age to tend to my hair. I do sometimes suggest he refrains from smoking while on my job too.

3 pounds? Where do you go ? The butchers?

it's a syrup he sends to the dry cleaners

At 3 quid, I do wonder what his marketing message is...

"I may be crap but by Christ I'm cheap"

" My prices are a Snip"

3 quid though - yeesh. How long do he spend on the job for that? I bet their's bits of ear all over the floor

A nearby Pakistani Barber's shop. I have a Number 2 all over.

^ He recently put his prices by 20% !!!!!

sounds the best place to go for an Urdu.

Imran a comb through it?

A Pakistani Barber, who used to charge 2-50p.

FFS

Takes him about 5 minutes. So I reckon it's a fair price. The guy does a good trade.

Fair enough. I had a number 2 all over last time out, but it cost me a tenner

Like shearing sheep really

feck all. #3 all round, done by yours truly.

sometimes i charge a w@ank though.

This has been a poor thread. No highlights at all.

£28.

I hope thats for two

£7.50

i would happily suck someone's c0ck for £28, let alone cut their hair.

typical german

beats being shown the back with a mirror

Aug 27, 2012 -- 11:16PM, blöder Wichser wrote:

i would happily suck someone's c0ck for £28, let alone cut their hair.

and they do charge a fortune for gel

£5:60 on the pricelist : Generally £5 or £6 rather than mess with change either way.
'Bowt 5 or 6 times p.a.

About £25 plus tip.

ffs JOCI and i recommended The Royal Oak

£25? Yes, still would.

danniellasmincepies 27 Aug 12 23:35 
ffs JOCI and i recommended The Royal Oak Blush

Nothing wrong with the recommendation. to be fair.

At my age, I'm just pleased I still have enough hair to cut!

I like my hair short, used to get my hair cut every month, £10 a pop, £120 a foockin year!!, more than my misses spends on hers, got wise, got myself some clippers, do it myself now

German guy has opened a Barbers shop in our street - quite good and his name is Herr Kutt

Do not ask blöder for a graduation bob .

Bloder just texted to say nature lich mein herr? (sic)

£7 including tip.

£12 last time I went. Mind you, I haven't had it cut for a couple of years, so I dare not go back. Might be a three figure number next time!

$15.00 for me....last one wasn't even a good effort either

£7.00 for me which is £1.00 for each hair!

Well worth it as she and I go back a long time, and it's great to have half an hour of banter, and putting the world to rights!

I just wish I was half as fit as her! We do a 45 minute spin class at the gym, and I am "dead", and she goes off on another cardio machine,
with me dripping on another gadget under an air con outlet!

Well she is only two thirds of my age!

she sounds very active for a 60 yr old

Actually BB, you are closer to the truth than you may think!

I wear a wig, so I don't have to pay anything for a haircut.

need mine done tomorrow.
£4.50 and tip the 50p for a round fiver.
its only a number 1 all over so refuse to pay the £9+ some places are looking!
besides they do the best job on my hair.

Mr Makybe cuts his own hair, so it doesn't cost him a penny, and our cocker spaniel kindly lends him his clippers

I cut and style my own.. Have asked the mrs to help with the back/neck area... But She's a C*nt!

I asked my girlfriend to do my neck shave, i knew she had a drink but thought it would be fine, ffs . No exaggeration she shaved half way up my head, i was seething, she said what do you expect I'm drunk . I went into work the next day wearing a fleece zipped right up under the chin, now this was an office environment .It was a few hours before one of the lads asked if i had a stiff neck, i showed them, they lived off that for weeks .

What about The Old Boy that was getting his Hair Cut by a Young Dolly Bird in my Local Hairdressers.They were Chatting away when she notices the Cape going up and down in rapid succssesion,thinking he was having a whank she screamed and hit him on the head with the Clippers........Turns out The Old Boy was Only Cleaning His Glasses.

When she asks me what want I always ask for plenty on the floor

YEAH RIGHT

Most on here are bald as a coot.

I have more hair on my balls than on my head, that's for sure

So how much do you pay for getting your balls trimmed?

Pay? ffs i have a woman at house who happily does it for free

You like the drowned rat look then?

£9 + £1 tip every 4 weeks.

and always make the next appointment after every haircut and always stick to the same girl cutting it.

Well me i don't care, it's her who doesn't like to see too much hair on my body

Abolo,

you one of these hairy chaps? ( sh1t, this sounds gayer )

I'm not one those apes but i have naturally a fair amount of hair on the chest, the back and the genitals, yes. I would happily post pics but it won't pass the censorship

No hands up from me regards pics, but I get the picture sir.

I normally pay a tenner for a no.3 with the clippers at the end when he asks " If you would like anything on it?" I always reply " yeah a pair of knickers you've cut it like a c unt".

always prefer a woman cutting my hair, just generally found them better than men.

I pay nothing Mrs TMP cuts mine

job done , fiver now!

7 quid unfortunatly

Amazed how many people tip barbers I only pay a fiver a time never tip though but do go every 3 weeks.