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erse2
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Report Burton-Brewers • August 18, 2012 7:23 PM BST
oh I say Shocked
Report HRH The Lager Khan • August 18, 2012 7:25 PM BST
Poor form during a 69 imo.
Report mange • August 18, 2012 7:46 PM BST
Is your real name    "dont skid sid"..............
Report anita1999 • August 18, 2012 9:53 PM BST
most people on this forum are not well mentally and physically :)It's understandable - a bunch of sad gamblers and losers are infesting this forum :(
Report Burton-Brewers • August 18, 2012 9:58 PM BST
welcome to the club
Report Howdi • August 18, 2012 10:01 PM BST
some are still withit anita Love
Report danniellasmincepies • August 18, 2012 10:14 PM BST
Laugh
Report doantwin2easy • August 18, 2012 10:19 PM BST
1 out of 2 isn't bad (physically) Plain
Report HRH The Lager Khan • August 18, 2012 10:20 PM BST
We could re-cast One Flew Over The Cukoos Nest
Report Ibrahima Sonko • August 18, 2012 10:22 PM BST
i didnt hear it.
Report guinness2dear • August 18, 2012 10:24 PM BST
Fánny farts are customary..

Aren't they Anita ?
Report Burton-Brewers • August 18, 2012 10:25 PM BST
it's another truck driver
Report guinness2dear • August 18, 2012 10:28 PM BST
Would be amazed if it were not, tbph..
Report cooperman • August 19, 2012 9:53 AM BST
Report postmannick • August 19, 2012 12:20 PM BST
its ok when on the beach it blows the sand off your boolacks..Wink
Report Ivor • August 19, 2012 7:18 PM BST
A source of amusement in a long-standing and well-established relationship - a coup de Grace for a first-night fling.
Report barkinggreville • August 19, 2012 8:02 PM BST
On the beach can be v painful as I  can confirmCry
Report Pounf • August 19, 2012 9:49 PM BST
Theres probably some on here that have had sex during a fart...
Report anita1999 • August 20, 2012 9:07 PM BST
the people on this forum remind me tv show Royal Family - i can see their face - they eat cheap foods, then obviously fart all the time. use all their dole money in the bookies and ......vicious cycle :(
Report HRH The Lager Khan • August 20, 2012 9:11 PM BST
Don't be daft - Going to the bookies would mean leaving the sofa.
Report erse2 • August 20, 2012 9:11 PM BST
you can assume this from a fart? obviously you make love under the covers to be so well informed.
Report Howdi • August 20, 2012 9:23 PM BST
Grin
Report Burton-Brewers • August 20, 2012 10:05 PM BST
I can see some on this forum wearing a boiler suit, baseball cap and stopping at truckstops for greasy breakfasts
Report Ivor • August 20, 2012 11:03 PM BST
You go downstairs to the sofa?? - ain't you guys gone wireless yet?
Report Percy Filth • February 23, 2017 4:57 PM GMT
Forum legend
Report Stow_judge • February 23, 2017 5:11 PM GMT
One of my friends was having it off with an oriental lady. During the "action", she farted and came out with this immortal line - "Front hole happy, back hole whistle" Laugh
Report bigmo • February 23, 2017 5:46 PM GMT
LaughLaugh
Report STUDYFORM • February 23, 2017 6:09 PM GMT

Feb 23, 2017 -- 11:11AM, Stow_judge wrote:


One of my friends was having it off with an oriental lady. During the "action", she farted and came out with this immortal line - "Front hole happy, back hole whistle"


LaughLaughLaughLaughLaughLaugh

Report STUDYFORM • February 23, 2017 6:11 PM GMT
As it happens, given the lack of anyone else being there during sex for most forum users, this is not an issue.
Report Greg_Gory • February 23, 2017 7:42 PM GMT
More like Front hole happy, back hole kacky Laugh
Report Johnny_Mustang • February 23, 2017 7:44 PM GMT
Laugh

And they say romance is dead.
Report Coachbuster • February 23, 2017 8:00 PM GMT
the old chinese golf joke - 'wrong hole ,wrong hole '  Grin
Report casemoney • February 23, 2017 9:48 PM GMT
Pmsfl Stow Laugh
Report a bitofinterest • February 23, 2017 10:03 PM GMT
MARVELLOUS GUFF ERSEY!
Report Hank Hill • February 23, 2017 11:11 PM GMT
Stow Laugh I thought one of the legends was back with this bumped
Report mokegibboni • February 24, 2017 3:32 PM GMT
Pounf   

19 Aug 12 21:49 
Joined:   04 Feb 02      | Topic/replies: 4,327  | Blogger: Pounf's blog   

Theres probably some on here that have had sex during a fart...


SO funny! LaughLaughLaughLaugh
Report Knight Commander • February 26, 2017 8:21 PM GMT
Poor form during a 69 imo.

My mate was sacked from his job as a bingo caller for making up his own anecdotes for the numbers.
The final straw was when he called 69 "A meal for 2 with a terrible view"
Report dambuster • February 26, 2017 8:30 PM GMT
LaughLaugh Eyes down
Report sofaking • February 27, 2017 3:34 AM GMT

Feb 23, 2017 -- 11:11AM, Stow_judge wrote:


One of my friends was having it off with an oriental lady. During the "action", she farted and came out with this immortal line - "Front hole happy, back hole whistle"


Laugh

Report screaming from beneaththewaves • March 3, 2017 10:46 PM GMT
From the On-Course Bookmakers (Funny Stories) thread on the Horse Racing forum:

A story about the legendary 'Weasel'!

When he was a teenager, a mature woman took him home for sex and asked him for a 69, "What's that?" says 'The Weasel', she tells him "you put your head between my legs and I do the same to you". Whilst doing it she farts, she says "sorry, let's try again", she farts again, 'The Weasel' gets up and starts to dress, she asks "what are you doing?" 'The Weasel' replied......

"I'm not hanging around for another f*cking 67 of those"!
Report bigmo • March 4, 2017 12:21 PM GMT
LaughLaugh
Report stickyvicky • March 4, 2017 12:39 PM GMT
It was the wifes birthday last night so she asks to try the 69 position tonight. Ok Ok dear.
Well half way through she lets this fart, well fcuk me it was like a breath of fresh air.
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