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27 Jul 12
11:06
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THIS IS ENGLAND. LOCK YOUR BIKE UP IF YOUR PLANNING TO LEAVE IT SOMEWHERE ,EVEN IF ITS ONLY FOR A FEW SECONDS
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IF ANY ONE TELLS YOU TO F**K OFF WHEN YOU RIDE YOUR BIKE ON THE PAVMENT DONT TAKE IT PERSONNALLY,THATS HOW PEOPLE IN ENGLAND TALK TO EVERYONE WEATHER THEVE GOT A BIKE OR NOT
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IF YOU WAKE UP AND SEE ALOT OF BLACK PEOPLE ,DONT THINK YOUR DRINK HAS BEEN SPIKED AND THAT YOUR IN AFRICA
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IF YOU SEE ALOT OF DRUNKEN PEOPLE WALKING ABOUT ,DONT THINK THERES A PARTY GOING ON ,ITS PROBERLY THAT THE PUBS ARE TOO DEAR IN THE VACINITY .,AND PEOPLE ARE USEING THE SUPERMARKETS TO BUY THEIR DRINK
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IF YOU SEE ANY LONDONERS TRYING TO COMMIT SUICIDE DONT TRY AND HELP THEM STOP .IF YOU HAD TO LIVE IN LONDON ,YOU WOULD KNOW HOW THEY FEEL
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IF YOU SEE ANY ENGLISH PEOPLE AT THE OPENING CEROMANY ,ASK THEM WHERE THEY GOT THE MONEY TO PAY FOR THE TICKETS
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IF YOU WANT A PLASTIC MOMENTO OF BIG BEN FROM HARRODS ,GET A TEA LEAF TO PINCH YOU ONE IT WILL BE A LITTLE CHEAPER
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IF ANYONE ASKS YOU CAN THEY HAVE A GO OF YOUR BIKE ,TELL THEM YOUR FOREIGN GOVERMENT HAS YOUR FAMILY IN DETENTION UNTILL YOU GIVE THEM THEIR BIKE BACK
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IF YOUR BLACK AND DONT WANT TO GIVE ANYONE YOUR AUTOGRAPH ,JUST TELL THEM YOUR FROM HACKNEY AND YTOUVE NOTHING TO DO WITH THE OLYMPICS
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IF YOUR BLACK AND GET STOPPED BY THE POLICE AND THEY SEARCH YOU AND ASK YOU WHERE YOU GOT YOUR BIKE FROM ,DONT TELL THEM YOUR IN THE OLYMPICS ,BECAUSE EVERYONES BEEN USEING THAT EXCUSE FOR THE LAST TWELVE MONTHS
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IF YOUR FOREIGN AND THINKING OF STAYING HERE GET YOUR NAME DOWN ON THE COUNCIL LIST AS SOON AS POSSIBLE ,AND APPLY FOR YOUR FREE BINGO MEMBERSHIP ,AND SEE IF YOU CAN GET YOUR KIDS IN AT YOUR CHOSEN SCHOOLS
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MAKE SURE YOU GET WHAT YOU WANT ,DONT BE LIKE THE ENGLISH AND JUST GET WHAT YOUR GIVEN
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IF THEY SAY YOU CANT LIVE IN MAYFAIR ASK THEM CAN YOU APPLY LATER TO LIVE IN MAYFAIR IF LABOUR GET IN
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IF THE COUNCILSAY YOUVE GOT TO WAIT A COUPLE OF DAYS TO GET HOUSED ,NOWS THE TIME TO PLAY THE RACIST CARD
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IF THAT DOESNT WORK TELL THE AUTHORITIES THE SECRET POLICE IN YOUR COUNTRY HAVE YOUR GREAT GRANDMA IN A DUNGEON LIVEING ON BREAD AND WATER ,BECAUSE SHE HAS A PICTURE OF THE DUKE OF EDINBURAH ON HER BEDROOM WALL IN A SWIM SUIT
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THERES A BOOK IN THE LIBARY CALLED A MILLION AND ONE EXCUSES HOW TO GET INTO ENGLAND ,YOU MIGHT HAVE TO WAIT A WHILE TO GET ONE AS MOST ARE OVERDUE AND IN OTHER COUNTRIES
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HE HAS PROBLEMS, SO ON YER BIKE
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Brilliant do wah diddy, i like it
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GRATE TIPS
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4 years ago..legend
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Brilliant
 I miss you so much, Do Wah Apparently there a loads of betfair employees who use chit chat, can't they find out what happened to him? Or not so much him as his alter ego, the real one. |
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I'll see what I can do, annie.
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Oops
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come back ffs |