OLYMPIC OVERSEAS BIKE RIDERS TIP

IF ANY ONE  TELLS YOU TO F**K OFF WHEN YOU RIDE YOUR BIKE ON THE PAVMENT DONT TAKE IT PERSONNALLY,THATS HOW PEOPLE IN ENGLAND TALK TO EVERYONE WEATHER THEVE GOT A BIKE OR NOT

IF YOU WAKE UP AND SEE ALOT OF BLACK PEOPLE ,DONT THINK YOUR DRINK HAS BEEN SPIKED AND THAT YOUR IN AFRICA

IF YOU SEE ALOT OF DRUNKEN PEOPLE WALKING ABOUT ,DONT THINK THERES A PARTY GOING ON ,ITS PROBERLY THAT THE PUBS ARE TOO DEAR IN THE VACINITY .,AND PEOPLE ARE USEING THE SUPERMARKETS TO BUY THEIR DRINK

IF YOU SEE ANY LONDONERS TRYING TO COMMIT SUICIDE DONT TRY AND HELP THEM STOP .IF YOU HAD TO LIVE IN LONDON ,YOU WOULD KNOW HOW THEY FEEL

IF YOU SEE ANY ENGLISH PEOPLE AT THE OPENING CEROMANY ,ASK THEM WHERE THEY GOT THE MONEY TO PAY FOR THE TICKETS

IF YOU WANT A PLASTIC MOMENTO OF BIG BEN FROM HARRODS ,GET A TEA LEAF TO PINCH YOU ONE IT WILL BE A LITTLE CHEAPER

IF ANYONE ASKS YOU CAN THEY HAVE A GO OF YOUR BIKE ,TELL THEM YOUR FOREIGN GOVERMENT HAS YOUR FAMILY IN DETENTION UNTILL YOU GIVE THEM THEIR BIKE BACK

IF YOUR BLACK AND DONT WANT TO GIVE ANYONE YOUR AUTOGRAPH ,JUST TELL THEM YOUR FROM HACKNEY AND YTOUVE NOTHING TO DO WITH THE OLYMPICS

IF YOUR BLACK AND GET STOPPED BY THE POLICE AND THEY SEARCH YOU AND ASK YOU WHERE YOU GOT YOUR BIKE FROM ,DONT TELL THEM YOUR IN THE OLYMPICS ,BECAUSE EVERYONES BEEN USEING THAT EXCUSE FOR THE LAST TWELVE MONTHS

IF YOUR FOREIGN AND THINKING OF STAYING HERE GET YOUR NAME DOWN ON THE COUNCIL LIST AS SOON AS POSSIBLE ,AND APPLY FOR YOUR FREE BINGO MEMBERSHIP ,AND SEE IF YOU CAN GET YOUR KIDS IN AT YOUR CHOSEN SCHOOLS

MAKE SURE YOU GET WHAT YOU WANT ,DONT BE LIKE THE ENGLISH AND JUST GET WHAT YOUR GIVEN

IF THEY SAY YOU CANT LIVE IN MAYFAIR ASK THEM CAN YOU APPLY LATER  TO LIVE IN MAYFAIR IF LABOUR GET IN

IF THE COUNCILSAY YOUVE GOT TO WAIT A COUPLE OF DAYS TO GET HOUSED ,NOWS THE TIME TO PLAY THE RACIST CARD

IF THAT DOESNT WORK TELL THE AUTHORITIES THE SECRET POLICE IN YOUR COUNTRY HAVE YOUR GREAT GRANDMA IN A DUNGEON LIVEING ON BREAD AND WATER ,BECAUSE SHE HAS A PICTURE OF THE DUKE OF EDINBURAH ON HER BEDROOM WALL IN A SWIM SUIT

THERES A BOOK IN THE LIBARY CALLED A MILLION AND ONE EXCUSES HOW TO GET INTO ENGLAND ,YOU MIGHT HAVE TO WAIT A WHILE TO GET ONE AS MOST ARE OVERDUE AND IN OTHER COUNTRIES

HE HAS PROBLEMS, SO ON YER BIKE

Brilliant do wah diddy, i like it

GRATE TIPS

4 years ago..legend

Brilliant

I miss you so much, Do Wah

Apparently there a loads of betfair employees who use chit chat, can't they find out what happened to him? Or not so much him as his alter ego, the real one.

I'll see what I can do, annie.

Oops

come back ffs