Had to laugh at a young Asian chap today

f a g is bad word.

I asked my niece if she enjoyed her trip to England and she replied, "Yes, it was great but it was like being in another country".

I asked my niece if she enjoyed her trip to England and she replied, "Yes, it was great but it was like being in another country".

you asked two nieces the identical question?

Yes, their twins

Like that old blondie song. The niece the niece.

*they are

Kenny, don't take this the wrong way, but I've just had a gander (excuse the pun) at that pub online.

If there was an award for the most horribly designed pub in the country, it would surely win it. The place is an eyesore. Looks nothing like a pub.

are you sure he was actually asian? its amazing how many people think everybody with dark hair is asian.

Plus it has been quite sunny recently.

Asian definately, probably Pakistani.

Yes treble it is, but lots of beautiful Victorian buildings still around in Bradford.

It really is a terrific pub though. Few idiots, decent oldish music usually and great real ales on.

im serious, cos i get it all the time and it drives me crazy. last person who said it i punched in the gob. people are obsessed with everybody being foreign these days, i know loads of people who get mistaken for polish, asian an all sorts of bullshit. some just get asked where their from, when they arent from anyway. people really ought to think with their brains a bit more. if they actually have any that is.

*arent from anywhere

Everybody is from somewhere. If you asked me where I was from, I would say London. I wouldn't punch you in the face!

I'll pass your message on if I see the Asian guys again Bob.

lol yeh well this guy didnt, he called me a pak1.

if you want an example look at alistair cook. 99% of people would look at him and say he was asian, if they didnt know he wasnt. and the labour leader, wtf is name is lol.

WTF!. You think Alistair Cook looks asian

has there ever been an indian comedian? can't think of one. not a funny race.

well he looks a lot more asian than me! ive got medium brown shaved short (im not gonna say skinhead lol) hair and my skin is lighter than his.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alastair_Cook

I loved Alistair's Letter from America. I suppose he's dead now.

mm, yes he is, was Cooke anyway.

i think that was the proclaimers

lol,Alistair did a radio programme with that title for over 50 years. Good song though.

There was a bit a scandal about Alastair's bones :

Wiki :
On 22 December 2005, the New York Daily News reported that the bones of Cooke and many other people had been surgically removed before cremation by employees of Biomedical Tissue Services of Fort Lee, New Jersey, a tissue-recovery firm.[13] The thieves sold the bones for use as medical-grade bone grafts.[14] The cancer from which Cooke was suffering had spread to his bones, making them unsuitable for grafts. Reports indicated[15] the people involved in selling the bones altered his death certificate to hide the cause of death and reduce his age from 95 to 85. Michael Mastromarino, a former New Jersey–based oral surgeon,[13] and Lee Cruceta agreed to a deal that resulted in their imprisonment.[16] Mastromarino was sentenced on 27 June 2008, in the New York Supreme Court, to 18 to 54 years' imprisonment.[17] The entire story of the theft featured in a documentary aimed at educating the public about modern day grave robbery.[14]

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has there ever been an indian comedian? can't think of one. not a funny race.



Check out  a guy called Russell Peters...not very Indian sounding I grant you but that's his lineage...went to see him live...has done some very funny stuff.

Lots of Asians in Bradford are second/third generation by now so not really "foreign". That might be what he meant. Or he might just have been taking the p...

If it looks like a duck..........

Well Kenny - at least it proves that the idea that immigrants' families refuse to assimilate is complete nonsense.

apply the cricket test canny

Sib having orgasms because one fitted in

i have a friend uk born of chinese parents who has some hilarious stories about the day-to-day sh1t he has to put up with, and how whites don't like it when it's turned back on them "they don't like it up 'em" he says one old dear out of the blue complimented him on how well he spoke english but really got the hump when he complimented her back

Kenny- a lot of blacks in my town would say the same sort of thing , i think they mean of a foreign nationality rather than English

Young blacks  you know are English , as for young whites ? well they could be from anywhere

Pikërisht

REPORTED

Ginger Goose pub in Bradford

^ Needs to be brought into the 20th century imo.