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i got one on my c0ck..it reads HMS..WELL IT READS HAMMERSMITH WHEN I GOT A BONER
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I reckky TMP might have tats
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None at all
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I was going to get a Celtic band on my arm but the tattoo artist couldn't draw the pogues.
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twomatchpoints
05 Jun 12 21:05 None at all Why not? |
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I don't understand why anybody would want to do this to themselves
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ok on blokes but not on birds imho
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Nor do i FFT
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One style I hate - Chavvy bints with tatoos in the top of their feet.
Sickening. Also - men with 3 or 4 stars on their Neck.# I honestly thought this was a homosexual thing until someone told me otherwise. |
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Tramp stamps innit.
Australia is even worse than here, virtually every young 'un is plastered with them. |
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especially on the hands |
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I'd steer clear of anyone with three sixes tattooed on the back of their neck.
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esp birds with tatts on their arms!
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EGG are the tramp stamps the ones just above the backside?
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Saw one of those the other day Redbag. I almost crashed my car in disgust.
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Girls with tattoos is wrong
Men with tattoos are generally steroid pumped vain pricks |
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I don't mind birds having a sudoku or crossword puzzle tattooed on their lower back. Keeps the mind active during a session.
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Also - Old men with ' love ' and ' hate ' tatooed on their knuckles.
ffs |
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It seems like lots of different people are getting them done now a days as in all classes
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ultimate fashion victims - only look OK on the arms of guys with massive arms - on skinny arms just make the owners look like drug addicts.
Very attractive shapely women can just about get away with one on the small of their back. Thankfully someone had a word with the military wives last night and made them cover up. For the avoidance of doubt, I fall into none of the categories above and have none. |
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My old man said never trust a bird with tats
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seen at their absolute worst on bingo wings of fat women in their forties and fifties who seem to think that the rest of us want to see them in the summer.
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rease |
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Rease you are spot on.
They look ok on someone who is built like a heavyweight boxer but thats about it. |
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No tattos here, I'm pure inside and out
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None here, no point really when i have been blessed with freckles.
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Paddy - What about getting a tattooist to join the dots?
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teardrops running down your cheeks or a borstal spot wtf is that about??
I have the letter w on each @rse cheek when i bend over it says wow (sorry old joke) |
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He would need some f ucking ink thats for sure.
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05 Jun 12 21:05 None at all Eeeyore 05 Jun 12 21:09 Why not? I have no trouble remembering the names of my children I have no allegiance to a football team, the Russian Mafia, The Yakuza, or any Triads And if I had the names of all the ladies in my past, I'd look like Rod Steiger in The Painted Man ![]() |
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Fella tells his wife Wendy that he wants a tattoo! she says, "Well, if you love me, you would get my name tattooed on your n0b."
He couldn't back out, so he goes to the tattoo parlor. The tattoo artist tells him that he needed to be erect while he does it. After an hour of excruciating pain, the tattoo is done. On his way home from the tattoo parlor he needs a pee. Finding a toilet and looking down admiring he notices when not erect the only letters visible, are the W and the Y. Suddenly a big black gentleman steps into the urinal beside him, he notices that he also has the letters W and Y tattooed. So he says " I guess you have a girlfriend or wife named Wendy ." The black guy looks confused and says, "What makes you think that?" "Well I noticed the W and the Y tattoo -- so you don't have a girlfriend named Wendy?" The black guy laughs, "No mon, that tattoo says, "Welcome to Jamaica! Have a nice day." |
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I have a mate who's got quite addicted to them. Think he'd got nine or something. Including one that cover his entire shoulder, quite a bit of upper left arm and most of his left pec. He is at least smart enough that when he's wearing jeans and a t-shirt, none of them are visible.
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When I was in India, I got a band on my arm done in henna purely to rile my mother. Sent a couple of rolls of film home that clearly showed it and asked her to develop them. She thought it was real and went spare.
The effect was so entertaining that a month or so later I got a charcoal portrait done in a bar in Thailand (cost about £3). I got the guy to put in an eyebrow bar and earring. Sent that home. Mother even less amused. Feel a bit guilty about it now - the folly of youth! |
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I knew a chap who'd got a tattoo and after he'd grown up wanted it removed.
They made a right mess of his arm at the hospital when they fetched it off, and it cost him fifty quid a session (ten years ago) It looked like he'd been badly scalded. Don't do it. |