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...do any of you have sensitive lifestyle issues you'ld like to discuss? Apart from Mc Moonbeam - he gets it mid-week when I'm 'more balanced.' This is £300/hour stuff. You will never get more expensive insults.
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Are you mad as in 'raging' or mad as in 'insane' ?
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what you on aboot
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That should remain a mysteron
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Welcome strangers.
Why not suck it and see? |
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I don't like Welsh people bodil, I've never had a Welsh mate nor a Welsh girlfriend in my entire life and I'm no spring chicken anymore. My question is this, is it them or is it me that is abhorrent? I favour the former but then I would say that.
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welsh people are simian as are most celts and brunette races with almond shapedveyes
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far too much class A's for the OP
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Merry Christmas Mr Lawrence to blame for many things
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DMP are you my arch nemesis Captain Black come here to haunt me ?
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Slippy - I've lived in Wales a few times. I find the Welsh accent in women quite erotic. The bigger the bosom the more erotic to be honest. On balance you were just unlucky.
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Ok thanks for that, I'll take your thoughts on the matter on board.
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£300/hour stuff ..
Why not suck it and see? Next you'll be telling me Miss P is really a Dominatrix  |
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MissP is far too romantic to be a dominatrix. Shrew possibly, dominatrix never.
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Hey how you doing bodez ?
or should you be asking me that ..  can dominatrixes not be romantic too then ?? |
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OK, thanks.
No, you haven't changed - yet. No, by definition. |
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bodil - when I wake up next to the Mrs., she is not up for sex. She feels unattractive without first thing. However, for reasons that make no sense, she will deliver (on occassion) a bl0w j0b. Obviously, I encourage this and take the view my momentary happiness outweighs the fall in her self esteem.
Should I be congratulated, copied, or just envied? Plainly, my moral choice is beyond sensible debate. |
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Glad you're well
You not think so .. i feel i'm changing daily tbh .. how will i know when i have ? |
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She's slightly worried that after a night's sleep she has halitosis? Your c*ck will never complain about the smell. And - probably - she just loves sucking c*ck. Not just your's sadly. Plus maybe she doesn't want - oh, why are we (ie you) fooling ourselves - start funneling your money into untraceable accounts....
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Excellent advice - I await your invoice.
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is happiness just a state of mind ?
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Free - so little is these days.
Fire next time. |
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Although free - I'm gone. I've just realised they're melting away. To no good end.
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Right - I'm back. The vomit and bloodstains have been cleared up. You can pretend to present your ant-like problems and I can pretend to care.
The doctor is in and listening. And no questions about Welsh people please. |
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bodil , now that you're becoming a kind of father figure to me
What's the most important thing in life ? and does it change with age ? |
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Why so shy crags? You must be bent double under a burden of guilt, rage, lust, cannibalism and and model train collecting. Let me relieve your load. Give me a foothold in your festering reality.
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Everything fine with me, bodil. But thank you for asking.
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Life is the most important thing in life, McM. And yes, it gets shorter with age.
Perhaps you could be Moonglum to my Elric? |
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Good to know crags. I can't be the wind beneath everybody's wings.
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Good reply , simple , explanatory & more enlightening than i ever expected
It takes a while to realise that though doesn't it , just as long as it's not too late ! Yes Moonglum sounds about perfect  |
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I was surprised at the content of your post addressed to me, bodil. I'd only made two posts tonight, one was a humorous one in the thread by the Slipster, the other was to point out WAC tmp is.
Can't fault either of those, IMO. |
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OK McM - I guess I sorta promised to explain your predicament later this week. You wont like it much. I must ask Moorcock what happened to Moonglum.
crags - I read subtexts. Yours are terrifying. |
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I doubt that, but I'll tell you what is terrifying- Korsakoffs Syndrome- just heard that an old mucker of mine is suffering from it.
It could happen to any of us who like more than a little tipple- take heed. |
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Moorcock .. are you really a Doctor .. with a Family
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Alright then bodil, here's one.
What is it that separates us from the animals? |
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I wish!
Sadly I'm getting even more neurons with age. I've been trying to waste them on chit chat but they just keep sucking up more and more memories/knowledge. |
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Yeah but .. do you believe in alien beings .. and will they invade planet earth ??
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McM - I refer to the great Michael Moorcock - with the ailing Brian Aldiss one of the great triumvirate of British fiction (JG Ballard being dead). Yes, I am a doctor with a family.
HM - just a few more wrinkles on the cortex separate us from the animals - well, a lot more actually. Problem is - our 'sophistication' has just been slapped on the animal brain we inherited. In times of stress the reptile brain takes over and we kill and eat each other. Nietzsche just about got it right when he said we were the link between the animals and the superman. But we have little hope - if we don't leave an electronic intelligence after us, we leave nothing. |
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Think I'd rather that we left nothing than an artificial intelligence though.
If that intelligence can channel our consciousness then that'd be OK. |
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Well here's one for the animal brain. Slightly distressing in terms of the rise of interwar facism but we all know the real Nazis emerged from such drinking societies - and neo-Nazis are on the rise. God forbid they promise free drink for all.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbLl2C3ChYY |