The Apprentice I/R

I think he mentioned that he had seen them

How do they all shít,shave,shower and apply layers of personal grooming products in 15 minutes?

Tom (from last series) just tweeted:

Yes, when they say 15 mins they mean 15mins. We didn't get extra time or warning in the morning

Nathan ain't no artist. He's scribbled out his drawings.

I've never heard so much ****

Rarely have I heard so much shoit spouted. Even after several years reading posts on here.

what's a conosaur?

is it like a dinosaur?

tom is too busy showing off his "knowledge" of street art to remember what the task is about.

Worth a gamble on the £10k seller and some cheap alternatives

No plan b for plan b

Pure evil and the scribbler are too cheap...shocking strategy

Shocking racism there. Hide the black bloke.

Copyright is the best artist by far

Beefeater gin got merked

Some of this 'art' is priced ridiculously. I'd give a ton for some of them if I was a bit pi$sed but that's about it.

I'd go down my local Renault garage and look at it for free

How do they fit all their clothes ,toiletries ,jazz mags etc. into those poxy little cases?

worst team won.

Scottish woman gone

They should have done the "action Art" naked imo.

bye bye laura.

Sir Alan getting in on the fruit and veg game

Laura 1.06

Oh great, the hottie gets the bullet

why does someone with a multi million pound turnover need a 250k loan surrendering a controlling stake of their venture?

Anyone can turn over multi millions. It's gross profit what counts.

Keep the sweatie sock definitely imo.

Great advertising for pure evil

That was a bad decision for me.

Brushes up quite well

Never mind..... she always has the option of reforming Altered Images

Sounds like she knows a few tricks

Yes good bye Clare and Happy Birthday !

I could be happy if she would sit on my face...

hope the lanky guy goes

'Grandeur' schoolboy error.

I got a lot of time for Adam...

Tom (from last series) just tweeted:

Yes, when they say 15 mins they mean 15mins. We didn't get extra time or warning in the morning


Alan Sugar must be going soft - they've upped it to 20 minutes.

Mind you, the house doesn't look as palatial this year.

It has been said that the lighter sleepers do get more warning because they are woken up by the sound of the camera crew arriving.

This 5-minute programme on iPlayer, Inside the Apprentice House, shows what a mess is left behind in the morning.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/p06kfg71/the-apprentice-series-14-inside-the-apprentice-house

last weeks task was carried out in as inept a fashion as i can remember

but made for tremendous viewing


alan partridge and david brent head to head!

tbh I can't understand why they made such a bloody mess of it.

The number one rule of advertising tasks and design tasks is plagiarise. See what the professionals do, and copy it.

Hence the best uniform was a clear rip-off of Emirates. The other team must have misunderstood copying the pro's, with the short skirt and halter top.

And who the f markets airlines with an explosion in the logo, or Highway to Hell on the soundtrack? It's beyond stupid.

I wouldn't mind tidying up Camilla's lady-garden.

As I'm a generous chap I'd also happily inspect her drain for no extra charge.

Camilla, Sian, and Sabrina all have an appeal


but I only have eyes for Jasmine

Sabrina's quite nice but I fear she'd cut my chap off in my sleep once she finds out about Camilla and I.

Daniel's got a touch of the Ed Milibands about him.

This is the most inept bunch I have ever seen. Shirley this MUST be the last series before the Apprentice disappears up Lord Sugar's ……..

Camilla Ainsworth
Nut Milk Brand Owner






I've got some nut milk she can "own".

Sian would have been a better bet for Harry....her family must be more solid than Meghan's !

I can't be there today as I've been called away on some urgent business.


Böllocks.  He just couldn't be bothered going to Glasgow.

they have failed week after week to step up to any sort of decent standard.

they may be ok within their own field, but likely if hes setting up with any of these they
will need a lot of help

Watched the prog for the first time ever last night and first reaction was obnoxious bunch of ****s

I thought it was the best episode this series tbh.

makes me laugh
it like sending the teams with 5 grand each to bet on the horses.
one team loses 4 grand
and the other team loses 3 grand,

and the team who loses the three grand gives high fives to each other on winning the task

Is that the last non-white “gone in the early stages again”  now ??

This is the most inept bunch I have ever seen. Shirley this MUST be the last series before the Apprentice disappears up Lord Sugar's ……..

There was a trail at the end with Alan Sugar asking for applicants for 2019.

It does seem odd that they show such ineptitude week in week out. At the interview stage, they continue to make the same mistakes.

But when it comes to the final, tbf, they put in an a very good performance.

I'd like to see a programme where a business is started and you see how they grow it.  Whether they're any good at jet washing a patio or making a doughnut is most likely irrelevant to them.

I'd like to see a programme where a business is started and you see how they grow it.  Whether they're any good at jet washing a patio or making a doughnut is most likely irrelevant to them.

watched every series of the Apprentice but without doubt Sugar will be scratching his napper wiv this lot - agree wiv Libertyne though gotta be some mileage in looking into how previous winners have faired post series

My favourite year was 2008 with Lee McQueen and the delightful Lucinda Ledgerwood.

http://www.celebry.co.uk/ttt/0fezpszb7

Wouldn't mind being her apprentice.

i_agree_with_nick It does seem odd that they show such ineptitude week in week out. At the interview stage, they continue to make the same mistakes.

But when it comes to the final, tbf, they put in an a very good performance.

It is all in the editing. The tasks are edited to show mistakes, pratfalls and screaming rows. The final is edited to show competence.

Suppose a task takes 2 days, and they work 6 hours a day. It might be more given they wake up before dawn most weeks but then they must stop for breakfast, lunch and so on, so call it six hours. There are two teams, each split into two subteams.

So each task generates 2 x 6 x 2 x 2 = 48 hours of footage, give or take. Maybe only 40 hours. The point is that all that footage has to be edited down to 20 or 30 minutes for broadcast, and that in that 40 hours or so there are bound to be a few ****-ups for the producers to highlight. Imagine 40 hours of raw footage of your workplace or your family, and what the Apprentice editors could make of it.

Ram - yes, I was thinking along similar lines on the basis that if you recall Junior Apprentice, the kids came across as well as, if not better than the adults.

It would be downright nasty to make children look foolish by focusing on their mistakes which, as you say, is probably exactly what they do in the regular series.

I yawned at the wrong moment.  Did it turn out that American girl was a millionaire already?

the most inept crew ever to be on there -ran two moneymaking businesses in my time and wuda cleared these blaggers out early doors every time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1fVQGESUTo

and just for scanda........


i saw ......


but mainly for Denz who knows what he is talking about.....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TON3PORRDQ

Cheers it's always a good un,just booked the boxing for the weekend even if the fight is shyte the interests' worth paying a score to watch.

im ganin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Gux356Zqco

I'm gannin out because we can at this time up North and still see the next day goodnight

off to Perth also -hav a bet on em to win big bash - 20th Dec

Ozzie Perth aye?

Googling

aye - off to Dubai then Perth arrive 5.30pm on friday - missus sister lives ova there

Be careful taking pictures in Dubai the next lot of pardons is November 2019.
Nice one didn't realise you were as much into the cricket.

when i was a cnunt in suits for CIS back in the day i signed her up for a Critical Illness policy which happily worked in her favour when she got disease - beat it and met a kid from Ferryhill and they went off to Aussie land rest is history - we must meet up for a meet mate and that goes for case as well - i will leave you wiv a tearjerker


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbV05mVAug

Vid aint working

Denz im Peter Sandrovitch mate

only sport id ivnt like is baseball

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbV05mVAugY

As long as your punting's more successful you can sleep easy.

Can't remeber ever having a bet on Cricket last match I was at Was Durham v Lancashire Friday 8/7/2005 remember because it was the day after the 7/7 bombings any excuse for a day on the p!$$ in them days anyhow goodnight.