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bloke goes to doctors with a sore big toe
doc says,"you have v.d of the toe" "is that unusual?" asks the bloke, doc sez,"not really,we had a woman in this morning with atheletes c#nt!" |
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A sausage and an egg in a frying pan
Egg says "fook me it's hot in here" Sausage says "no way, a talking egg!" simple but effective imo |
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?.......Are these "criptic jokes"
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