I said to my wife

hmmmmmmmm she said Tahiiti to me .

Jamaica?

No, she went of her own accord

How does she smell?

with her nose

As I went home on Monday night as drunk as drunk could be
I saw a horse outside the door where my old horse should be
Well, I called me wife and I said to her: Will you kindly tell to me
Who owns that horse outside the door where my old horse should be?

aaaah youre drunk youre drunk you silly old crystahunt.

do Gay marriage have similal scenarios

Only ****

Or donkeys so we don't upset betfair.

"You said you would take me to Florida ! "

NO, I said i was going to Tampa with you later .

Or lando her ?

My wife went to Indonesia, Jakarta, no she flew !

I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?"
It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.
"Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said.
So I suggested, "How about the kitchen?"

And that's when the fight started....