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Driving home yesterday on the A1 i overtook a wagon with "Kenneth Mann Transport" emblazoned on the side,i joshed to myself i wonder if it's got Chit Chat's cat loving alcoholic lothario at the wheel? Next thing "Kenny" is right up my ar'se flashing me,i had nowhere to go due to lane traffic but still he flashed and even let out an "air honk"
What a feckwit i thought as i gunned the Audi's smooth but powerful diesel to undertake the now passing Wagon,"if he wants to play games he's got the wrong guy"I roared to myself.However I decided to tuck into some mini cheddars and forget the idiocy,anyway as i ploughed through the velvety cheese based delights.low and behold he's back"! flashing me again and honking!! I'm Dennis Weaver in in "Duel"!! As the tension mounted a deadly game of cat n mouse ensued,thoughts raced through my mind"did he have his cat with him"? "was Indian Chick stroking her ****"? "was polish chick stroking hers" "were all 3 of them re-making an international version of "Truck Stop F!sting Fury",All along played out to a soundtrack of Shakin Stevens "Merry Xmas Everyone"
At last a junction approached and palms sweaty ,mouth dry i drew along side to remonstrate with this faceless"kenny Mann" beast,i peers over to the darkened cab to reveal......an enourmous West Indian woman (think Rusty Lee/Diane Abbot) giving me the finger!
Merry Xmas Kenny
What a feckwit i thought as i gunned the Audi's smooth but powerful diesel to undertake the now passing Wagon,"if he wants to play games he's got the wrong guy"I roared to myself.However I decided to tuck into some mini cheddars and forget the idiocy,anyway as i ploughed through the velvety cheese based delights.low and behold he's back"! flashing me again and honking!! I'm Dennis Weaver in in "Duel"!! As the tension mounted a deadly game of cat n mouse ensued,thoughts raced through my mind"did he have his cat with him"? "was Indian Chick stroking her ****"? "was polish chick stroking hers" "were all 3 of them re-making an international version of "Truck Stop F!sting Fury",All along played out to a soundtrack of Shakin Stevens "Merry Xmas Everyone"
At last a junction approached and palms sweaty ,mouth dry i drew along side to remonstrate with this faceless"kenny Mann" beast,i peers over to the darkened cab to reveal......an enourmous West Indian woman (think Rusty Lee/Diane Abbot) giving me the finger!
Merry Xmas Kenny
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ha ha, very funny BV, and a Merry Christmas to you too.
Couldn't have been me anyway
I was at Spoons entertaing a chick.
Couldn't have been me anyway
I was at Spoons entertaing a chick.
which is where I'll be heading shortly on a Christmas do!
I would imagine it will be packed. Better make it 2 pints per order for me.
I would imagine it will be packed. Better make it 2 pints per order for me.
I'd imagine it will be pretty heavy going on mad Fri Canny,though not sure what % of bradford actually celebrate the birth of Christ!
well the white population was 69% at the last cencus BV, 10 years ago, so maybe 5% at a guess.
i ploughed through the velvety cheese based delights.low and behold he's back"! flashing me again and honking!! I'm Dennis Weaver in in "Duel
Marvellous stuff BV
Marvellous stuff BV
I do miss BonVivvy. Anyone know what happened to him?
Sadly Vivvy appears lost and gone forever.
I did once threaten to start a 'Len Fairclough' thread, as bait to try and tempt Vivvy back and steaming in from his long run-up.
I did once threaten to start a 'Len Fairclough' thread, as bait to try and tempt Vivvy back and steaming in from his long run-up.
What's this Len Fairclough buisness, alun.
alun2005
10 Mar 13 16:36
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The Great Man's common sense and wisdom is sorely missed indeed on CC.
Emergency situations require emergency actions. I might start a 'Len Fairclough' thread. If that mouth-watering prospect doesn't bring the man back at pace, I fear he's lost to us forever.
alun2005
10 Mar 13 16:36
Joined: 11 Jan 02
| Topic/replies: 34,274 | Blogger: alun2005's blog
The Great Man's common sense and wisdom is sorely missed indeed on CC.
Emergency situations require emergency actions. I might start a 'Len Fairclough' thread. If that mouth-watering prospect doesn't bring the man back at pace, I fear he's lost to us forever.
I know he vanished for months after I posted an Esther Rantzen photo.
It was nothing really Kenny. I just remember being very impressed with BV's sage judgements on some of the less-than-fragrant TV star types of yesteryear.
Gotcha. I know his work took him to my neck of the woods on occasions, but although half planning it, we never got round to meeting up. I recall he had a big operation planned about 5 years ago. Can't remember if he posted after that. Hope he's well, wherever he is.
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