Anyone fancy a moderated picture race?

Cheeky!

I did :

1. Get photo on to your computer.

     - move onto betfair photos.

2. Right click photo pending

3. Copy image location

4. {img}paste image location{/img}  (use square brackets though [ )

Queue avalanch of po_rn ...!

Ah, I see.

Something like this (not resized)...

S*xy P*ssy !

the feckers still haven't approved mine.

It's anyone's game, the atmosphere is absolutely electric, there isn't a dry seat in the house etc.

Forgotten your pads...?

This has classic thread written all over it

Doesn't it - No doubt the mods have been pulling double shifts overnight approving in batches of 500 at a time to cope with the backlog of entrants, personally I blame the contestants, they obviously haven't checked that all their pics have been approved yet.

WIN!

OK, round 2, take it away, let's go, fingers on the trigger, I'm all eyes, hit me. GO!

A Jewish gentleman holding a platter of cheese and biscuits

GO!

Photo shop is your friend

Um...



?

Looks like a woman to me

Oh right, if you're going to be fussy...

The cheese is on the left

in the interests of helping to maintain an interest in this thread..

very impressive

nice work

I called in a few favours.

closest I could get was

Well keep hold of it, you never know, someone might ask for a picture of BrainSurgeon enjoying some sweetbreads.

true.

OK then, I'll keep you all in suspense NO LONGER! I demand a picture of

A woman quite literally blowing a goat.

For those in any doubt....Ken WON

plenty of images. Lets see how they get on.

Marvellous - You have the floor.

Cool

A footballer with selection of tropical fruits

http://community.cdnbf.net/community.betfair.com/user/transition_into_twilig...

Thanks Brendan... here is a picture of our lass for your expert advice.

Sorry... Thank you Mr Vinegar also... Followed your instructions and worked for me....

Cool

A footballer with selection of tropical fruits

Sorry, was just testing before.....

Maradonna

ffs competition is hot

Superb

I like the label

which label?

Thank you Ken Masters. You have restored my faith in the universe, very well done.

He had a little help...!

OK, that's long enough to decide, I understand the weight of responsibility is oppressive but, brendan, you have to choose. Is it me, Crisp77 or, well, you? I haven't slept yet...

let's have it.

the game that's sweeping the forum..
Seed Monthly

When it's not doing the dishes or mending the fence
Daily Seether

By the way, I know it's late but:

"I'm picturing a mod eating his lunchtime pot noodle, just about to log on to images needing approval. He'll have an expression like that astronomer spotting the wolf-leidermann asteroid for the first time."

lol

And I'd like to remind nervous participants that this is one of VERY FEW threads that's been OFFICIANY sanctioned by TheRankingMissP, it's the gold-standard.

So then, Brendanuk1, I'm really going to have to push you, people's search engines are losing heat.

the mods may also be short staffed. Are there any situations vacant in Seed Monthly? Something along the lines of:

the position would ideally suit a bone idle individual with a prudish disposition...   

"I'm picturing a mod eating his lunchtime pot noodle, just about to log on to images needing approval. He'll have an expression like that astronomer spotting the wolf-leidermann asteroid for the first time."

I take it the above is a picture request in itself?

sorry its late, ken for the win

OK then - I'm so excited and I want to dedicate this tremendous victory to my mum, God, TheRankingMissP and the writers of the Gimp, without your support none of this would have been possible. Thank you.

OK, now, whoa, hey, OMG - OK!

A mod eating his lunchtime pot noodle, just about to log on to images needing approval. He'll have an expression like that astronomer spotting the wolf-leidermann asteroid for the first time. The mod should be EASILY RECOGNISABLE as a moderator.

If this competition goes global I shall be expecting royalties Mr Masters.

http://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/27324257/a-quick-competition?post_id=490560797#490560797

You can have every penny I make out of this (unless I actually make any money out of this, of course).

this wasn't as hard as I'd expected (as the actress said to the bishop etc.) - there's an image on (of all places) the Cheeky Girl's facebook page. Will the images mod pass it though?

Not this one I hope, this is only about 60% right

i.e. not about to login and the facial expression is all wrong.

This one about 40% right...

Obviously HH's was for Ken's discovery...bow...

there are plenty of good image censoring mod pictures on the net though tbf.

Something like

I reckon the image mod has gone on a long lunch now...

OK, as of now I'm going to have to ask you all to stop submitting your images for an hour or so, at least until the mods are able to get a handle of the size of the task facing them. Once we know the scope and scale of the approvals backlog we'll be able to have an idea as to when the near-instant approvals we've all become used to will return.

heard there is emergency operations meeting on monday scheduled, but its only a rumour

right you are - standing down pending instructions.

I know BF is privately owned but aren't the image mods due to participate in the public sector strike?

Probably paralyzed by fear trying to work out what to put on the banners imo.

a word from one of our sponsors

You know if you really squint hard, that's perfectly useable.

here's the finalised hair armpit pic. This came up on an uncensored search of >person eating noodles at pc<

Brilliant picture Brendan

dont know if this will be approved

Razzle

too much time waiting around for matches

thnaks fellas. havent stopped laughing for half an hour and nicked some of these. cheers

Quite literally awesome work brendan, you clearly have a future at the Daily Mirror. Hang on, what am I doing here?

should have put some black sticky tape in the corners of the jewish men holding cheese and biscuits.

brilliant thread, keep it going please - what's the next subject?

an all green screen for the Henessey this afternoon

Some crackers on here from the weekend, apologies to all concerned but I had to have all of them removed and the posters banned. You know the rules.

Anyway, in the interest of trying to get it back on a civilised track, let's say Brendan won that one and, with bated breath and rumpled mustard corduroy trousers, request the next category.

ok, something that might be useful in the future

A Liverpool fan in a rat infested bedsit, seething with tears of rage at a post on the footy forum

anyone have any luck? Photoshop or images?
Couldn't get near.

working on few theories but super computer image manipulator is offline

Taken ages, for me.