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11 Jul 11
16:34
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Just quoted to Mrs Mut how "Oui 3" rapped:
"Stop. Put down your weapon. You'll never get to heaven with an AK47"
To which she replied:
"Yeah, you'll need at least a Kalashnikov"
Staggering, just staggering.
"Stop. Put down your weapon. You'll never get to heaven with an AK47"
To which she replied:
"Yeah, you'll need at least a Kalashnikov"
Staggering, just staggering.
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You don't understand irony.
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Aint got a clue what this is about
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DML is correct
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Reading between the lines, PM is gay and his wife has a 2" peenis. And they both fancy their mums. Who are men.
Anyone else up for some analysis? |
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Oh believe me, she wouldn't know irony if it was wearing an "Irony World Tour" T-Shirt with a list of places she's lived on the back.
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Psychic Mutley fished by wife, shock,horror, probe.
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on ****q, theres a thread going by a Mrs Pm (who could it be?) called ' got the silly ol' cuntt, his fault for trying to bumm me every Thursday'.
gets moire replies than Bloodstock and Bleeding, apparently |
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Headline: PM outsmarts wife on military trivia
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I thought this thread might be about suburban wifie type Fern Britton and her new butterfly tattoo.
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I'd be less worried about her embarrassing lack of knowledge about selective-fire, gas-operated 7.62×39mm assault rifles than her apparent acceptance that there is, in fact, a heaven.
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Actually, that raises a point.
What was your actual objection, PM? |
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Military trivia douchebag has just been trumped by born again atheist douchebag. PM off the hook.
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Military trivia douchebag has just been trumped by born again atheist douchebag. PM off the hook.
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That one was worth postinf twice.
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Is that the mail from The Vatican?
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Obviously it follows that i must be the Pope. Donemylot clearly a man of science.
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http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSgJvgcw_sMiUic_aA2ACzF9X5JY-uQQaOLj0lPHyLBWypDP0sQyw
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grrrr
. http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSgJvgcw_sMiUic_aA2ACzF9X5JY-uQQaOLj0lPHyLBWypDP0sQyw |
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lovely bit of fishing by mrs mutley. Hooked him, got him in the landing net, and then got him to put himself on display in the cc trophy room.
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I couldn't agree more.
Mrs Muffley showed a wonderfully dry sense of humour which clearly went straight over PM's head. |
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My Mrs got this question wrong for £100 on Who wants to be a Millinaire:
What is the surname of the famous British artist born in 1909, Francis...... A)Bacon B) Tomato c) Egg D) Sausage In all confidence she plumped for C! [smiley:crazy] |
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Dear oh dear, another one.
Do you really not read mumsnet/netmums? |
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I've just come in from the garden.
On the way out there Mrs SAGC  called from the kitchen, 'How's the tennis going, is it half time?'On another note, good to see my friend AlainCharnier..Macau is back. |
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You are taking this all too seriously Mutley
I thought that was a rather good line....could have been in better taste tbh  although I see I may have been had myself here oh dear  |
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You are taking this all too seriously Mutley
I bet he isn't. |
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Good to see Taxi back
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^^^^ Specsavers 9-00 a.m. tomorrow
URGENT |