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Ok we've all heard them all before and we all know that Bob Holness didn't play Sax on Baker Street,yet Marc Almond DID have his stomach pumped after a "wild gay party"ok perhaps the "2 pints of spooge" pumped from him was added to the myth but many do have some basis in truth.
I'll begin with a couple fo softballs:
W@nking makes you blind!(yes oh pythonesque funsters we have all seen the puns on this they're NOT funny anymore!)
Prince Harry's dad is Major James...erm hang on a min..
Ok one of the pet shop boys used to enjoy the pleasure of a hamster in a condom inserted into his back passage
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I'll begin with a couple fo softballs:
W@nking makes you blind!(yes oh pythonesque funsters we have all seen the puns on this they're NOT funny anymore!)
Prince Harry's dad is Major James...erm hang on a min..
Ok one of the pet shop boys used to enjoy the pleasure of a hamster in a condom inserted into his back passage
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Richard Hannon was the drummer in the Troggs
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The car in Ben Hur.
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The suicide in The Wizard of Oz
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In the 90s, at several universities, there was a rumour that 'that was the pool table that Sarah Greene got banged on by the entire rugby team'.
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Marianne Faithful likes Mars Bars.
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That is Ken Barlow's REAL hair
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Marianne Faithful actually has an account on here. Chris Eubank told her he really liked Kit-Kat and the rest is history.
That probably doesn't make sense really. |
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but its TOPICal
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what an epic fail of a thread......
didnt quite go as planned did it Bon Divvy |
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The one about a female newsreader liking sex with younger men. The urban legend was that at a work party they hooked a young lad up with a mic and he went up to service her whilst the party turned up the mic and listened to the performance to be greeted with the classic "oh yes, oh yes, f&*k me until I fart"..this was parodied in a Brass Eye i think.
Theres the magician whose wife was filmed with a dog(in fact i've heard from a v good souce thats true actually) then theres the sarah green gangbang at hull uni on the table defo myth,it was a mix of sarah having a rep for back door action and another girl being gangbanged but still a nice tale. |
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Two for me, the Sarah Greene one and the Richard Gere (plus Cindy Crawford too ?) Rodent tale.
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My Hampsters just died
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a swan can break your arm & a pike will have your hand off if you're not careful
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stupid boy !!
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The Richard Gere one was supposed to be in LA, but then I've heard also it was in the UK when he was filming "First Knight" in 1994/1995. Pretty sure there's no truth in it.
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There is a condition called Blue Waffle. Yeah, right.
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The Marc Almond one
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The Jimmy Saville one
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Lawley kazoo is a fantastic addition to the Profanisaurus
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Francis Bacon wrote Shakespeare.....
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Jamie Lee Curtis being a Haemaphrodite actually may have some truth as she's supposed to have had some op on her sex organ(s) as a kid,hence the urban legend i guess,i would regardless!
The one about The Great Suprendo and Victoria Wood |
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Una Stubbs and a coffee table
Marianne Faithfull and a Mars Bar Peter Lilley and Michael Portillo Joanna Lumley has a rubber nipsy due to the amount of cocaine she 'snorted' up there in the '60's! |
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Probably unheard of on here, but an old friend of mine went to a party in Essex many years ago and he reckons Billy Walker (the boxer for those who don't know him) was wearing mascara and eye shadow.
But, like MF and the mars bar, I still don't beleive it. |
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MrsForgiveNForget - and that Shapkespeare & Christopher Marlowe were one of the same of course.
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Excellent! MrsForgiveNForget and HH Sultan must have some evidence which the rest of the world has never seen.
Come on! Spill the beanos. |
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momm it's an urban myth thread so evidence shirley is not required.
But didn't you know Marlowe faked his own stabbing by a Millwall supporter in Deptford, to erase his identity and debts, only to reemerge as the future bard. |
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Don't you shirley me!
For something to be a bone fido urban myth then shirley the indisputable, uncontravertible truth MUST be known shirley, shirley? |
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good shouts on Shakespeare,not so much urban myths but if Francis Bacon or Marlowe DIDN'T contribue any works under the banner it would be remarakable indeed.
Has anyone mentioned Una Stuubs dropping a log on a coffee table for a young Roger Moore i think? |
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oops - *uncontrovertible
Sincere apologies for that monetary lapse of concentration. |
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The Sean Connery-Petula Clark one.
Wasn't he supposed to have been asked what the best s hag he'd ever had was and he replied something like "Petula Clark. 1964. Up the arse". ? |
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Lemmings do NOT commit suicide, the film was engineered from the 1950's that sees them committing suicide by running over the edge of a cliff.
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baracouda30
Date Joined: 02 Sep 06 When: 17 Jun 11 07:32 Joined: Date Joined: 02 Sep 06 | Topic/replies: 4,986 | Blogger: baracouda30's blog The Richard Gere one was supposed to be in LA, but then I've heard also it was in the UK when he was filming "First Knight" in 1994/1995. Pretty sure there's no truth in it. The story (no actor named) appears in Richard E Grant's diary 'Withnails' - I can't remember when, but it might have been an urban myth doing the rounds when he was filming LA Story and doing film premiers in LA. |
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There's a good one about someone called eahc wya, being a "chit chat legend", because he, erm... erm... mixes words up, and erm... erm... says lamp and lenny a lot, oh wait a minute.
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a one legged ex wife was a lady of the night.
Walt Disney is frozen somewhere in suspended amnimation |
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There's also the one about Frankie Howerd using Bob Monkhouses hand to w@nk himself off,however Minkhouse admits the tale was true in his autobigraphy!
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James "human ashtray" Dean liked to have **** stub **** out on his chest
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Nancy Reagan gave best ****s in hollywood
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The Nigella Lawson and onions softened in a little oil with finely sliced chorizo and haricot beans one, for me
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The James Dean one is true,his autopsy report had the comments on about the burns and scarring on his chest,i don't even wanna think about the Nancy one!!
theres one in manchester about a very famous red haired singer and reknowned swordsman to boot who used to w@ank all comers off in an old victorian oxford st public toilet(laterly the temple bar) |