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The one where an owl flew down Dobbo's chimney, wrecked the house and the insurance company wouldn't pay out, for me.

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By:
Jimbo747
When: 12 May 11 13:32
Link please.
By:
2smiggy
When: 12 May 11 13:34
obeone had one on the football forum about swiming the english channel with his mother in law on his back if over 2.5 goals in man utd roma match. i believe there was 7.
By:
kenny mann
When: 12 May 11 13:35
sorry Jimbo, it was about 7 years ago. Few will remember it but it really was a hoot. Hoot, lol eh eh
By:
kenny mann
When: 12 May 11 13:37
TheInsurance Co said it was an act of God.
By:
kenny mann
When: 12 May 11 13:37
TheInsurance Co said it was an act of God.
By:
Marxist-Leninist
When: 12 May 11 13:45
Laugh
By:
The Magic Flea
When: 12 May 11 13:48
there was one about cats and antifreeze which was a real corker
By:
T.M.O
When: 12 May 11 13:50
obeone tipped under 3.5 in man utd v roma, and it finished 7-1

thread has nearly 2k replies now
By:
Don No1
When: 12 May 11 13:55
- Schalke's FREE MONEY thread laying 0-0 on a Bayern? game
- Nashwan's sayings and what they really mean thread
By:
ooO{Alpha Centauri}Ooo
When: 12 May 11 14:08
http://community.betfair.com/football/go/thread/view/94070/23852558/a-absoulte-certaintyif-this-dosent-obligeill-pack-in


the online sex chat thread is v funny
By:
tuckyboy
When: 12 May 11 14:27
The funniest thread ever was on the football forum and was written by a chap called kenilworth, who had previously been called supernap. He tipped in three Carling Cup matches, prior to knowing the team sheets which of course is even more important in that competition, under a thread entitled "three value bets tonight." All three teams were odds-on, and none of them even scored a goal. He defended his idiocy in typically bombastic style of course, which just made it even funnier.
By:
Java
When: 12 May 11 14:27
What about that one from the retard on the cricket/tennis who indvertantly showed everyone his losing P&L and then FORGED an email from Betfair saying it was incorrect and he was in fact a winner.

Except the forged email had tons of spelling mistakes Laugh
By:
Capt__F
When: 12 May 11 14:29
bloke who trying to get rid of non paying tennents
By:
The Magic Flea
When: 12 May 11 14:30
then it could've been from betfair
By:
Ken Masters
When: 12 May 11 14:30
"Shirtless Iranian Men" has to be up there too.
By:
sparkmaster.
When: 12 May 11 14:33
Let's all laugh at Sparkmaster circa. 2004
By:
scissors
When: 12 May 11 14:38
No thread has had me lauhing solidly for 2 hours except Nocka's
"Gretna will not win today " on the Footy Forum.

As each Gretna goal went in , posters were asking:-
1-0  "Should I dive out or keep my bet running Nocka"
2-0 "Getting a bit worried now Nocka should I lump on and Lay some more as they are a fantastic price now ? "
3-0 "Nocka are you certain they will not win his ? "
4-0 "Nocka only 30 minutes gone , so I suppose they could still score 5 ? "
5-0 "Nocka are you a f***** loon ? "
half time
6-0 "Nokia I put  the money for my new car on this you Tw** "
7-0 " Nocka are you a total f******** moron ? "
8-0 " Nocka if I ever meet up with you , you blah, blah , blah "
It was priceless .--Had us all in tears laughing all afternoon .Laugh
By:
redbag
When: 12 May 11 14:44
THE VAN THREAD ON TENNIS IS MY FAV..FRED FARTHOUSE I THINK IT WAS

CHILLINDUDES CAN YOU A CHICKEN THATS BEEN IN THE FRIDGE FOR A WEEK ANOTHER CLASSIC
By:
The Magic Flea
When: 12 May 11 14:47
not to forget Ericster's one about his fat lazy son
By:
Huckerson
When: 12 May 11 14:53
redbag, that was genuinely brilliant. FARTHOUSE! was his name, only time I've cried laughing at a computer.
By:
onewheel
When: 12 May 11 14:55
Going back a couple of years, I used to p!ss myself at some of the threads by George W Bush, or whatever his name was - could stop trains that bloke, but always very, very funny. I heard he was the bloke who backed the Titanic to beat the speed record to New York.
By:
Java
When: 12 May 11 14:55
hahaha - I remember Farthouse!  Claimed to be Dutch  Grin
By:
Huckerson
When: 12 May 11 15:01
That's partly why it was so funny, reading it in a Dutch accent. I remember one of the replies was "I can't be the only one with tears running down my face". Happy days.
By:
redbag
When: 12 May 11 15:07
huck it was hilarious..wish id saved it
By:
redbag
When: 12 May 11 15:15
the thread where the bloke had to have sex with his boss..brilliant as well
By:
Ken Masters
When: 12 May 11 15:16
Wasn't that you, about Crozier?
By:
Nocash
When: 12 May 11 15:17
If you believe we've already had the funniest thread is there any point hanging around?
By:
2smiggy
When: 12 May 11 15:18
just fou nd this while looking for the gretna thread on google

http://www.smashiton.com/others/forum_sayings.htm
By:
Brian_Ookiebasher
When: 12 May 11 15:28
The thread where Cantonasboots got rumbled for having 2 or 3 accounts and was actually having conversations with himself..

Somehow he got so irate to prove he was a season ticket holder he posted all his details including real name seat number etc.
By:
Java
When: 12 May 11 15:32
Can someone dig up the farthouse thread?  I have no idea how you do it.
By:
The only OnE
When: 12 May 11 15:36
Guys Check this one.. not funny at the beginning but gets funny later on [;)]

http://community.betfair.com/football/go/thread/view/94070/24876113/finished-my-girlfriend-of-8-years-today-and-im-heart-broken
By:
Huckerson
When: 12 May 11 15:36
They'll need to know their stuff, defo on tennis forum, about 4/5 years ago, I think it was entitled Ray Barneveld or Ray Van Barneveld
By:
I_got_12_points_again
When: 12 May 11 15:37
Baaaaaaaaaa Baaaaaaaaaaa
By:
everythings gone green
When: 12 May 11 15:38
A bloke with two accounts was advertising his tipping service with one chat name and singing its praises with the other chat name.

Except he got them mixed up.
By:
redbag
When: 12 May 11 15:39
farthouse thread was 6 yrs ago..id just joined
By:
I_got_12_points_again
When: 12 May 11 15:40
Hey up,

Green is here with his words of Wisdom....

Green got his teeth mixed up with the donkey off the £3 a month advert.
By:
everythings gone green
When: 12 May 11 15:42
Bog off dim man you troll
By:
dlarssonf
When: 12 May 11 15:52
The best thread ever was the one on the footy forum about some fella ( I can't remember who ) detailing how he claims benefit and bets it on here.  He had the forum going mad, it was so funny.

Kobe I think his name was
By:
officer dibble
When: 12 May 11 16:03
Wizzy Izzy's Special Bets Night Out was a very funny insight. Shame I don't know how to retrieve it either
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