Fairy liquid as sexual lubricant

"Fairy Liquid" isn't very politically correct, the gays prefer to call it "Anal Lube".

clean as a whistle?

Not recommended especially when it gets down your j@p's eye...painful...so I heard.

Carbolic soap for me, it is mildly antiseptic which helps combat any back door ailments

A fan ny fart could end up like a scene from ghostbusters.

I think if any woman has to use something like that the bloke isn't doing something right

Do we use the brillo pad too?

I hear Tom Daley is advertising Fairy now.

I find this thread very dudishous

mild n green got a be Caroline

Whats wrong with lard?

This me be the best header ever.....still trying to work out last language in Paris

Tango

Brando tangoed Maria

heavy on the ass

with sone Lurpak, or some other good available butters

I recall Johnny Drama had a very humorous post on his Thailand adventures thread on this very subject.

As the advert goes in Germany,
"Hans that does Dagmar goes as hard as a vase, with mild green, sexual lubricant".

Johnny Drama!! was an absolute legend..sadly missed. his stories were amazing!

have launched a thread on Ozzy forum.

swarfega is better the grit creates a plesant friction .................or so i am told !

Only if she smells like 2 week dead halibut then you can ream and clean.