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Marouane Fellaini, for me.
Not just because of today, I've felt like this for quite a while tbh, used to be Steven Ireland
Not just because of today, I've felt like this for quite a while tbh, used to be Steven Ireland
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Just watched recording of British Comedy Awards, so -
Spence (again), Noel Fielding (what the fu** ?) and particularly Russell Brand.
So prepared to give up my Spence-slot (oo-er) and will concentrate on Brand as a public duty.
Spence (again), Noel Fielding (what the fu** ?) and particularly Russell Brand.
So prepared to give up my Spence-slot (oo-er) and will concentrate on Brand as a public duty.
Prescott went right up in my estimations when he lumped that goon with the Mullet haircut.
My first instinct was to say El-Hadj Diouf, the vile b*stard, but now I'm dithering between him and Matt Dawson.
Fack me Stretch, howe many internet stalkers have you had ? 
he is the only one it used to be A1 Bionic before he got banned now he has come back as Polkoi 
bito has stopped the immature stalking now hth ken 
Actually I'm thinking about it too, what are the pay and benefits like? Can only stalk weekdays 8am - 5pm though.
Why would i haurt his feelings Ken ?? Are you TRYING to be funny KEn? Don't try too hard
Steady on now Stretch,
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I'm in the mood fer some grassin'
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I'm in the mood fer some grassin'
KEN MASTERS YOU GO AHEAD KEEP POSTING YOUR BILE YOUR CARD IS MARKED YOU TROUBLE MAKER
Keep swearing and posting pictures of porn KEN MASTERS you trouble maker
Ken Masters is an unfunny trouble maker imo hth
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No one. They might punch me back.
Problem solved.
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No one. They might punch me back.
Problem solved.
Ken Masters - BANG OUT OF ORDER on this thread imvhaho
If Matt Dawson is out of intensive care yet, and the doctors think he's up to it, I'd like to send him back again.
Prince Philip or Jim Davidson and boy would I throw it all in.
prince philip you could blow him over ffs toop toop,
go for somebody harder like bruce forsyth
go for somebody harder like bruce forsyth
I know I could but I'd still like to land a hefty one his chin, the old coont.
gordon ramsey-but by the look of him,someones got there 1st [:(]
I have a new target - Angie Dowds, the incredibly irritating she/he trainer on Biggest Loser (ITV).
So I'm prepared to give up punching rights for Spence, R Brand, Fielding, Amstell, E Holmes, Barrowman etc
So I'm prepared to give up punching rights for Spence, R Brand, Fielding, Amstell, E Holmes, Barrowman etc
And todays selection is Mr Wonga tw@t. How did this berk graduate from a bit-part in these adverts to the centre of attention ?
A raving facking gayer who gets on my t1ts.
I have to change channels if he's on.
I have to change channels if he's on.
Is he the short-tongued, ballet dancing prat? If so: So do I Mr W.
http://www.louiespence.com/
Should change his name to Lois, facking tart.
Should change his name to Lois, facking tart.
alun, alun, alun !!! He/it is on EVERYTHING. Overmincing is now compulsory...
Yes, that's him, Mr W. The current 'flavour of the month' on cr@p tv programmes.
Just WHO is responsible for inflicting this type of tripehound upon us? They really ought to be shot.
Just WHO is responsible for inflicting this type of tripehound upon us? They really ought to be shot.
I have to express surprise that a consensus hasn't formed yet around Alex Verminson.
Sorry Terrier. I would blush with shame if only I could find the Blush Emoticon.
Small children will be pointing at me in the streets and laughing. Again.
Small children will be pointing at me in the streets and laughing. Again.
Frankly, 'bluebanded' sounds exactly like the sort of lewd practice that Bendy Spence revels in... 
Haha YT!
It was a term Clarky (Clarkson) termed some years ago in quizzes when people with superior broadband speeds always got in first!
It was a term Clarky (Clarkson) termed some years ago in quizzes when people with superior broadband speeds always got in first!
But yes, I'm sure Spence revels in anything akin to the terminology - even if it has nothing to do with Clarky's meaning of it!
Why IS this jerk Spence on the telly?
Why IS this jerk Spence on the telly?
THWACK!
(Matt Dawson's daily right upper cut)
(Matt Dawson's daily right upper cut)
http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/local-national/northern-ireland/ulster-carer-stole-meals-from-starving-alzheimers-woman-70-15063553.html
check out this link and tell me she isnt a worth canditate.. she lives a mile from me, but strangely hasnt been home last few days...
check out this link and tell me she isnt a worth canditate.. she lives a mile from me, but strangely hasnt been home last few days...
Sorry to resurrect this, but just seen last weeks Have I Got News For You on iplayer.....
SALLY BERCOW.
SALLY BERCOW.
whoever had the idea of updating the yellow pages advert, even worse than the original, implausible though that may seem
The Hairy Bikers could each do with a good right hook.
For perpetual smugness and thinking he is fit for office (Minister For The Nineteenth Century), Jacob Rees Mog.
JRM's filling in for O'Brien on LBC tomorrow morning from 10am - 1pm.
I'll take that back about Jacob Rees Mogg, been listening to him on the radio (trying to call in myself) and finding it impossible to dislike him.
Never hit a woman in my life but on thinking who I'd like to punch most are women !
The person responsible for those awful, cringe-worthy, vomit-inducing, Nationwide adverts.
Bull **** builder still doing my
Bathroom kitchen
Bathroom kitchen
Pedant alert..
Open hand, palm facing upwards. Insert fingers into throat.
Clenched fist against boney face can break your hand. See Ben Stokes
Having said, a young Mugabe. (Not really cricket to hit him now..)
Open hand, palm facing upwards. Insert fingers into throat.
Clenched fist against boney face can break your hand. See Ben Stokes
Having said, a young Mugabe. (Not really cricket to hit him now..)
Tommy Toes 23 Jan 11 01:39
Whoever it was at Betfair who decided that they needed to 'upgrade' their betting sites/forum.
In the old adage of Chit Chat: They need shooting in the face.
Still the same, over 6 and a half years on.
What an absolute *%£* of a prat that person was/is.
Whoever it was at Betfair who decided that they needed to 'upgrade' their betting sites/forum.
In the old adage of Chit Chat: They need shooting in the face.
Still the same, over 6 and a half years on.
What an absolute *%£* of a prat that person was/is.
My above post took 8 minutes to appear on the forum tonight.
Why the hell did Betfair let those IT bods run amok on what was once a brilliant forum some ten or so years ago and let them turn it into the rubbish it is now?
Why the hell did Betfair let those IT bods run amok on what was once a brilliant forum some ten or so years ago and let them turn it into the rubbish it is now?
I'm with you TT. Same guy who gave up one of the best poker platform online to become a skin.
First move bad enough but second was diabolical. Not sure one punch would be sufficient though.
First move bad enough but second was diabolical. Not sure one punch would be sufficient though.
Indeed, Akabula.
Only a flame-thrower would suffice for the whole damn lot I would imagine.
Absolutely unbelievable how what was once such a great company has totally disrespected their customers.
And I don't care if their share price is through the roof now - it wasn't about that to begin with.
They've taken us for dopes - and got away with it.
Shameful.
Not only shameful - it's bloody disgusting.
Only a flame-thrower would suffice for the whole damn lot I would imagine.
Absolutely unbelievable how what was once such a great company has totally disrespected their customers.
And I don't care if their share price is through the roof now - it wasn't about that to begin with.
They've taken us for dopes - and got away with it.
Shameful.
Not only shameful - it's bloody disgusting.
Oct 23, 2017 -- 11:48AM, unitedbiscuits wrote:
I'll take that back about Jacob Rees Mogg, been listening to him on the radio (trying to call in myself) and finding it impossible to dislike him.
Nice one, UB. Strikes me as being a genuine chap & I'd like to see him as Tory leader. Doubt he wants it though.
A Knuckle Sandwich with all the trimmings for a Mr. Eamon Holmes ?
A Political Knuckle Sandwich for his latest outburst goes to ...
Donald Tusk: EU must stay united or face Brexit 'defeat'
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-41733429
Nippy Sturgeon's nodding wee heid would also make for a good moving target for a slap, imo.
Donald Tusk: EU must stay united or face Brexit 'defeat'
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-41733429
Nippy Sturgeon's nodding wee heid would also make for a good moving target for a slap, imo.
My first choice for a rollicking haymaker would be one Boris Johnson.
As posted earlier I have never hit a woman so totally appalled to see Gina Miller and Nicola Sturgeon on people's wish list but as you've crossed the line can you add Diane Abbott, Emily Thornbury and Shami Chakrabarti!
If were going down that road I'll add Yasmin Alibhai-Brown.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItYvrbyWqHs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItYvrbyWqHs
See it is all women............another one Emma Thompson oh and Lilly Allen !
Stamford the lion ! Even though I'm a Chelsea fan I think he's a kn0b !
.... the filthy barsttard that robbed the 87 yr old pensioner, thanx for that badger, i feel better now.
Eddie Butler, just to end those dramatic voice overs that sound like he's about to ejaculate.
I'm surprised Katy Hopkins name hasn't come up a few dozen times so far!. I think a punch would be letting her off lightly!
Anna Soubry
Kevin Mcguire - twice
Owen Jones - thrice, or more regularly if required.
And inspired by the Eddie Butler suggestion, I'd like to add Peter Drury, who has the ability to spout more meaningless sh1te than any other football commentator. And that includes Alan Green.
Kevin Mcguire - twice
Owen Jones - thrice, or more regularly if required.
And inspired by the Eddie Butler suggestion, I'd like to add Peter Drury, who has the ability to spout more meaningless sh1te than any other football commentator. And that includes Alan Green.
Must be a Dan thing kit Kat Anna Soubry would be high on my list also 
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