Anyone ever shágged a betting shop cashier?

Laddies - 4 may have been 5
Mecca - 3
City Tote - 2
My own shop - the lot, bar 2 - one was too old, and the other one said 'no', so she was obviously a lesbian.

good work winkle!

Years ago was having a bit of fun with one from chris pluck bookies, bit chubby but a natural beauty.

billies,ladcrookes,jokes and paddy nopower rape and shag there staff on a daily basis

I used to work for Ládbrokes. As I had a wánk at least once during the three months while I was employed there, does that count?

Guilty as charged.

Not quite s e x with a cashier but slightly better than four losers in a yankee.

peter barlow has

A cashier in Korals took a fancy to me about 25 years ago, took her out a few times & always went back to her mums house, at the end of the evening she always asked if I could drop her round a friends house on my way home, she said she stayed there a couple of nights a week, found out later I was dropping her back at her place where she lived with her boyfriend
Mind you I had been going out with my ex wife for a couple of years so I couldn't really talk

Not knowingly.

5. all hills staff in north/north west London in the 80s... You know who you are ladies :)

Married one of them.

Nothing better than looking for a shortage and ..well you know

Have to admit the the most productive period for me was while managing shops for Billy Hills in the City of London 78-85, there were several conquests and many offers which I avoided as I knew they had husbands/boyfriendS (still regret one in particular as I was obsessed with her at the time). Not sure what it's like today but the camaraderie between large areas (City & East London) really great and social gatherings, (piss-ups) were on a weekly basis.

Jan 21, 2011 -- 11:01AM, mr winkle wrote:

Laddies - 4 may have been 5Mecca - 3City Tote - 2My own shop - the lot, bar 2 - one was too old, and the other one said 'no', so she was obviously a lesbian.

All female cashiers or...

I bumped into someone who worked in the shop where I used to do my irish lottery and ended up having a 1 night stand with him, then again after around 2 months later so a 2 night stand lol x

I did the manageress (fit) and her deputy (not so fit) within the 1st month, it was then a feast of lust as i was sent as cover all over the feckin North West. Counter clerks were the horniest bitches i ever worked with. And the married ones were de worserest...

I'd in no way call myself religious but one of the most depressing things in life is people who have made a lifelong commitment to someone then getting their kit off for someone else.

You are lovely, ET, and your wife is a lucky woman.

I would usually have a witty remark to hide my blushes there annie but as one of my favourite actors once said:

She was it and that was that.

Although he was a complete dog.

And I did nearly wear it out before I met her.

I think that is probably the secret, ET, for people to experience the other sex a lot before they settle down.  Then you know that you have got the right one.  So many young people get married, cohabit, before they are really ready and especially men they end up feeling deprived, lol.

Who was the favourite actor, ET?

I'd say partly that annie and partly the throw away society we've created. It helps when you are compatible but I fear too often people are sold on the notion of perfection when it's that ability to compromise and accept the other person's faults because you're building something with deep and lasting foundations which counts when you hit the occasional inevitable choppy waters.

Robert Mitchum annie. He had an amazing life. Left home at about 14 during the depression riding the railroad as a hobo and fought as a professional boxer before hitting the big time in Hollywood.

I have always like him, ET.  I just watched a few days ago one of his earliest films.

That is probably why he had such charisma, because he had lived before he became famous.

Goodnight, everyone

Well goodnight annie.

I'll leave you with a brief anecdote which may be less appealing to a woman than a man but I read a book about the stunt men of that post war period and they were generally disparaging about all the so called tough guy actors of the time. The consensus was that only three were worth the time of day with these being Robert Ryan, Jack Palance and Mitch who was renowned as the toughest. He was a drinker and carouser which was what got him in to trouble rather than being a trouble causer per se most of the time.

Anyway Palance had a bit of a bee in his bonnet about this and so they were filming a scene in a movie which called for him to sock Mitch. Instead of throwing a fake punch he hit Mitchum with a haymaker on the jaw. Mitch's response was a short jab into Palance's gut who immediately collapsed over Mitch's shoulder and was promptly sick down his back.

End of debate.

mr winkle

Doctor Feelgood is gutted.

be handy if Glimmer could provide some pictures so that a ratings system could be employed

if you asked a cashier for a sh*g these days,theyd have to ring head office first then probably say ,sorry,can only do a handdjob,

lol barrowboy great thread

Had one who worked in a chip shop and when she got 'warm' the aroma always made me feel peckish.

I told her to look at my lucky fifteen but she said it looked more like a round robin.

ET wrote ,

I'd say partly that annie and partly the throw away society we've created. It helps when you are compatible but I fear too often people are sold on the notion of perfection when it's that ability to compromise and accept the other person's faults because you're building something with deep and lasting foundations which counts when you hit the occasional inevitable choppy waters.

I like that and I'm borrowing it if you don't mind

Also helps considerably if they've got great juggs.

Not at all clarkson.

Creating the illusion of depth while smiling lasciviously and licking my eyebrows never did me any harm when I was on the hunt.

I don't know if it would still work today but something I used to do which worked quite a lot was when I was in the vicinity of a young lady I liked I'd say something nice but not too over the top. Compliment her on her perfume, ask what it is, say it real suits you, etc etc. Then instead of wearing my welcome out I'd politely excuse myself and walk away. It was surprising the number of times this would intrigue them because it was the opposite of how men usually behave in those circumstances.

I found little intrigues an attractive woman more than a man who seems interested and attentive and who then makes his excuses and socialises elsewhere but just close enough to be noticed enjoying themselves.

As I said though things could be so very different these days.

ET what a bounder and a cad you are

Treat them mean, keep them keen

Obviously that does not mean hitting them or standing them up etc etc.  But just realise that women get chatted up all the time, even me, an old crony   So the ones that do not appear interested are more appealing to us.

I think, ebulGery, that is where you go wrong - you are too nice to them

Talk to them like she is your sister, no rude comments, and no asking them out.  Just be friendly.  ET has the right idea.

Small wonder the ladies liked you if you could lick your eyebrows

are you the 7th Duke of Wybourne from the Fast Show,?

Better talk to Paul kaye from the Bet Victor ads.....

I did have an advantage clarky in that I entered nursing as a mere callow boy but those gals sure knocked that out of me in a couple of years.

Being around women so much teaches you how most women think and interact but as I say I always made allowances for their downright craziness on occasion.

annie makes a very good point. The juicier the fish, the more times she's seen the same old bait dropped in the water. Make her feel she's just perhaps special enough to make it in to your bed. If she's lucky.

And nine times out of ten looks are irrelevant. You'll struggle if you look like Quasimodo but women generally aren't as shallow as men and if you can put them at their ease, make them laugh, have a slight air of intrigue and mystique about you the only sound you'll hear is their knickers hitting the floor as they go from 0-60 in the direction of your face.

Apologies for the blokey banter annie.

MARVELLOUS STUFFED CASHIER!

annie putty in EO's hands

you can almost feel him shaping her

I'm a happily married man I'll have you know.

Still I suppose it's a bit like opening the batting. You still need to keep your eye in.

wear your helmet

I'll keep my eye out for the googly.

What do you do, ET?  You talk about nursing?

Like ET said, women think more about man's personality than his looks.  I have fancied so many men that were not good looking but they were MEN and that is dead sexy.

Try to get into jobs and situations where you meet the lots of  women on a regular basis so that they can see past your looks.  You have an advantage over good looking men because they are usually shallow and boring and not men. 

Try to have a nice body even if your looks aren't great.  I fell for a bloke in a pub that wasn't good looking but had a beautiful body and he was in ripped jeans and an armless t shirt, showing off his muscled arms.  And they were genuine muscles through working as a builder, but he was also in a band, which didn't hurt either, although only for fun.  We were together for seven years.  He made me laugh, another great asset for men.

annie you are right not to want to meet a total stranger off a betting site but I feel slightly unhappy you put yourself down and even more that you thought id be cruel enough to meet up and then if it didn't work out take the p1ss out of you

IT WAS THE WHITE SOCKS FFS

with the sandels of course bito,
its a good look man

Terry, I have been hoping to catch you on at the same time as me so I can apologise for my comment.

I was having serious grief from crags and burton brewers among others.  I could not post anything without them turning any thread into a debate, more like warfare, about my gender, it was horrible for me.  Thankfully they seem to have stopped.

her heads been turned tel

I trained as a nurse when I left school annie and when I qualified I worked in intensive care but I was something of a restless soul as a young man and left to study law and then take my Barristers exams. I lectured for a while and I've done some other things but I had a car accident about 16 years ago with my wife and as happens sometimes with these things I came out without a scratch and she was badly hurt and has chronic disabilities. So we moved to the far north of Scotland, I look after my wife, I've bought a croft and now work part time as a fireman as well as one or two other things.

I must confess though I am a square peg in a round hole in the fire service and am constantly the source of great amusement to my colleagues.

If it's myself Capt are you sure it's not her stomach?

FIREMAN !

yer fecked tel

I am not good with words, ET, but that is so sad but so moving.

Thanks for the kind words annie.

On the fire service front my neighbour who I'm quite friendly with and who does a lot of my odd jobs as I'm a bit useless had a huge direct lightning strike hit from the most amazing storm. It travelled down his wall to his socket and blew part of the wall out. When we turned up the first thing he said as our Crew Manager went to speak to him was, you haven't brought him have you. Something tells me they think I'm a bit Frank Spencer-ish.

ps 


I like the paragraphs

Why thank you.

I do have my uses. We have loads of stuff which is computer based and we've stopped reading all the hundreds of pages and just go straight in to the questions at the end now as my colleagues sit there with bated breath. At that time I am transformed from Frank Spencer to Rain Man.

Sorry, ET, I do not understand your last post?

Go home!

Annie and friend:

capt  F INDEED!!

Make them laugh reap the rewards.

Race for Annie's heart.

EO 4/11. Terry 5/2. Capt F 4/1.

The Capt has a gsoh and is no means out of the running.

£50 EW EO Please

5/2 the old McCann magic,a little bit of value there I"d say

I look for value too, what price crags?

Apr 28, 2016 -- 11:16PM, annie. wrote:

Terry, I have been hoping to catch you on at the same time as me so I can apologise for my comment.I was having serious grief from crags and burton brewers among others.  I could not post anything without them turning any thread into a debate, more like warfare, about my gender, it was horrible for me.  Thankfully they seem to have stopped.

That doesn't answer Terry's question.

Once again you make no sense at all, you need to stop talking in riddles or I'll carry on thinking that you're a troll.

EOs cracked it. 

All Annie has ever wanted imo was to be treated like a ladyeee.

She could be Eddie Izzard though ?

Lily Savage would be more likely..

What price the treble ?

you've been watching to much porn cc,
bagsy the pooper in that case

I shagg ed a betting shop cashier, been happily married to her for 35 years

and I had my beautiful daughter with a betting shop manager (true story). In the former bookies days, you had to make the most of your time in between races.

All this advice on women, great if they were all the same.

Lee Ho Fooks

I look for value too, what price crags?

annie

Sorry, ET, I do not understand your last post?

Sorry about the delay annie. Because we're a rural service we do a lot of additional jobs and most of the lads are in very practically orientated work whereas my specialities are my background in nursing but also my theoretical knowledge. It's of no use remembering to set up an exclusionary perimeter at a farm if there's a fire and they use acetyline if you don't remember it can travel about 200 metres if it explodes.

As i dont know what the feck EO is on about, a new market has been formed.

11/10 Terry McCann, Capt F, 3/1 EO 3/1 and Crags 8/1.

Crags is officially top rated according to Timeform but im prepared to lay the 8's.

Sadly for you Blackrock I'm Barney Curley and I've been running down the field in my last couple of outings to get my handicap mark down and the right price.

Watch me go now.

annie is going to think she's walked in to the revolving door of life. Every time she thinks she's out she'll come out to see me butt naked, with a rose clasped between my teeth, a winning smile and the owd lad tucked in my sock.

A rather small squiggly is next to crags, so your 8s may not be taken..

Again annie apologies for the blokey banter. You simply mustn't just see yourself as someone who must endure hours of mind blowing multiple orgasms as the forum lotharios line up to service your every whim. You're a woman of the world. Check the small print is my advice. We promise so much and whilst if I were indeed on the market I may be one of the few who delivers there are a lot of rogue operators out there. I cannot in good conscience advise you to do anything but insist on a money back guarantee. Or better yet get a dog. They deliver so much more.

I know it is a wind up, but may I offer odds?

Nobody 1/33

I am a happy on my  own.

A rather small squiggly is next to crags, so your 8s may not be taken..



Takes me back to my horseracing days.

That nobody gets everywhere.

dave is loving all this attention

Im a sprinter, wouldn't get the trip.

Crags nicely tucked in

Take any 8s you can get

I used to watch Barney Curley's horses closely as well, ET.  Oh happy days.

That was my horse racing thing, sitting drinking my morning tea, reading the racing post, studying form and trying to decide which horses were  'off'

I think crags is so tingly about the prospect of annie being a man he may be done under the non triers rule when he finally becomes convinced of her bona fides. He may have trouble presenting his boner finds into the stalls and stumble on entering. Held up out the back and tailed off.

Yes annie. It was an extension of the Paxman dictum:

Why has this lying baastard lied to me till this point and will today be the day he comes for confession.

i am warning you all now..if anyone suggests or even infers that I am not male
YOU WILL BE REPORTED.

With that name things do look a bit dodgy there.

sofia is fine but I knew a transgender kenny.

mann

Eeternaloptimist   
30 Apr 16 20:06 
annie is going to think she's walked in to the revolving door of life. Every time she thinks she's out she'll come out to see me butt naked, with a rose clasped between my teeth

Make sure the rose is clasped between your teeth and not your butt cheeks - unless you want a pr1ck in your arse.

I think crags is so tingly about the prospect of annie being a man he may be done under the non triers rule when he finally becomes convinced of her bona fides. He may have trouble presenting his boner finds into the stalls and stumble on entering. Held up out the back and tailed off.

ET

I have to say roger that I was never as horrified about the prospect of the whole gay thing as most men but I never found the prospect of a blokes hairy balls bouncing off my chin very appealing and I know from experience that the very idea of the sausage up my bum is the stuff of nightmares. I had a girlfriend who thought it would be fun to pop her finger up there and I think I broke the land speed record and her ear drums at the same time.

Aam oot.

lol