Now don't be offended if you think this is a bit sick. Simply don't get involved.
Listed below are a number of 'celebrities' and their odds of ceasing breathing during 2011. You have a 'virtual' bank of £1000 and you can place singles, doubles, yankees etc in order to make as much virtual profit as you desire. Make as many, or few, wagers as you wish. Winner will obviously be announced on 1 January 2012. Good luck. My own entry will be posted shortly.
The Contenders
Abdelbaset Al Megrahi (Lockerbie bomber) 4/9 Kirk Douglas (actor) 4/5 Nelson Mandela (politician) 11/4 Margaret Thatcher (politician) 7/2 Ronnie Biggs (thief) 6/4 Eli Wallach (actor) 9/4 Ariel Sharon (politician) 5/4 Clive Dunn (actor) 2/1 Michael Douglas (actor) 4/1 Anna Wing (actress) 11/8 Kim Yong-Il (President) 5/2 Prince Phillip (Prince) 3/1 The Queen (Queen) 6/1 Stephen Hawking (scientist) 7/1 Muhammed Ali (boxer) 6/1 Eric Sykes (comedian) 4/1 Nicholas Parsons (TV presenter) 13/2 Paul Gascoigne (footballer) 12/1 Gore Vidal (writer) 3/1 Dennis Healey (politician) 5/2 Herbert Lom (actor) 3/1 Peter O'Sullevan (commentator) 4/1 Courtney Love (musician) 8/1 Amy Winehouse (musician) 7/1 Burt Reynolds (actor) 11/2 Larry King (broadcaster) 4/1 Lindsay Lohan (actress) 8/1 Dick Cheney (executive/former vice-President) 4/1 Jennifer Saunders (actress) 5/1 Aretha Franklin (singer) 5/1 Zsa Zsa Gabor (actress) 1/2 Bernard Cribbins (actor) 6/1 Barack Obama (President) 25/1 Julian Assange (journalist) 14/1 Tariq Aziz (politician) 5/2 Peter Sutcliffe (murderer) 10/1 Roger Moore (actor) 6/1 Sean Connery (actor) 7/1 Honor Blackman (actress) 4/1 Neil Armstrong (astronaut) 5/1 Larry Hagman (actor) 7/2 Fidel Castro (politician) 3/1
Micheal Douglas,dead man walking ffs..............................................Full bank.
I dont feel good about posting this but you know i am right.
Micheal Douglas,dead man walking ffs..............................................Full bank.I dont feel good about posting this but you know i am right.
Clive Dunn making his regular appearance in the field, along with Ronnie Biggs who is has entered yet again. Both could be placed in next years event, but at the odds would be small return on investment.
Gore Vidal (writer) 3/1 Herbert Lom (actor) 3/1 Peter O'Sullevan (commentator) 4/1 Fidel Castro (politician) 3/1 Ronnie Biggs (thief) 6/4 (NAP) Eli Wallach (actor) 9/4
6 X 142.00 5 folds, 1 X 142.00 6 fold.
Pays around a million! (?)
Any dead certs in the list?Clive Dunn making his regular appearance in the field, along with Ronnie Biggs who is has entered yet again. Both could be placed in next years event, but at the odds would be small return on investment.Gore Vidal (writer)
Mandela at 11/4 he's about 112 isn't he? That's got to be a good bet
1/2, Zsa Zsa Gabor, wasn't she released from hospital a couple of months ago so she could home to die, even at short prices she's worth a punt.
Paul Gascoigne, I know he is speculative but at 12/1, he's just too big to leave out
Peter O'Sullivan is 93 years old in March, 4/1 looks generous to me.
I WEOULD LIKE TO ADD ONE LAY TO MY BETS The Queen Elizabeth 11, this cosseted old bird will be around for years. When you live on the best food and drink, when the country employs people to make your food and do every other bodily function for you, its my belief that your hardly going to wear yourself out are you? In 2016 she will surpass Victoria's record of 64 years on the throne I'd bet1 my last dollar she makes that. At 6/1 for her to snuff it she'd have to be a lay in my book.
Mandela at 11/4 he's about 112 isn't he? That's got to be a good bet1/2, Zsa Zsa Gabor, wasn't she released from hospital a couple of months ago so she could home to die, even at short prices she's worth a punt.Paul Gascoigne, I know he is speculati
baracouda30 scissors Suede alex69 tobermory veridis quo aussi is back HH sultan vinegar robbie box RoyClaytonsTash mr winkle Inspired UTI Make my hay Arsene redbag Cobblaz Slippy Blue pug munter Bentley Boy TheCoat charwell acey deucy (2 entries, which one do you want?) ROCKIN HORSE (only £50 staked so far) john92 bushy Guybrush Threepwood lambers1 barneymcgrew Schluck, du Luder! arrycrumb Desmond Orchard TEN2FOLLOWER MontyPanesar (only £800 staked) toffee87 Jacey GoBallistic Benny brown trousers timcaznat Pounf Beryl johnizere curious-cat
Currently declared to run :baracouda30scissorsSuedealex69tobermoryveridis quoaussi is backHH sultan vinegarrobbie boxRoyClaytonsTashmr winkleInspiredUTIMake my hayArseneredbagCobblazSlippy Bluepug munterBentley BoyTheCoatcharwellacey deucy (2 entries
I sincerely hope I'm wrong about nearly all of these.
Herbert Lom 3/1 (I thought he was dead already) Zsa Zsa Gabor 1/2 (I don't like odds on, but this seems value) Ronnie Biggs 6/4 (like Alex Higgins, in it every year, he has to go at some point) Thatcher 7/2 (It'll be about 50 years too late) Kirk Douglas
10 x £70 trebles 5 x £50 4-folds 1 x £50 Acca
ATC, 50% back and 50% on Singles and a Double:
Eli Wallach 9/4 Anna Wing 11/8
It's all wrong this. I wonder how many people will say "I've got him!" when they read or hear about a famous death. Good stuff.
I sincerely hope I'm wrong about nearly all of these. Herbert Lom 3/1(I thought he was dead already)Zsa Zsa Gabor 1/2(I don't like odds on, but this seems value)Ronnie Biggs 6/4(like Alex Higgins, in it every year, he has to go at some point)Thatcher
What a disgusting and sick thread this is . I hope everyone who posts on here gets a lifetime ban by betfair . But if there don't , i will have a grand on Eric Sykes. Ta.
What a disgusting and sick thread this is .I hope everyone who posts on here gets a lifetime ban by betfair .But if there don't , i will have a grand on Eric Sykes. Ta.
We used to have one of these every year at heathrow untill someone went over right on midnight new years eve and the papers had different years ! caused a massive stewerds
We used to have one of these every year at heathrow untill someone went over right on midnight new years eve and the papers had different years ! caused a massive stewerds
but can I have 1k on Gazza @ 12/1 as I need a can of lager, some chicken, a mobile phone and something to keep warm... but can I have 1k on Gazza
I am seething with this threadbut can I have 1k on Gazza @ 12/1 as I need a can of lager, some chicken, a mobile phone and something to keep warm... but can I have 1k on Gazza
A massive 49 entries so far, it's gonna be some spectacle seeing Zsa Zsa, Maggie and old Abdelbaset charging down to the first fence.
baracouda30 scissors Suede alex69 tobermory veridis quo aussi is back HH sultan vinegar robbie box RoyClaytonsTash mr winkle Inspired UTI Make my hay Arsene redbag Cobblaz Slippy Blue pug munter Bentley Boy TheCoat charwell acey deucy (please clarify your bet, otherwise the first one will stand) ROCKIN HORSE (only £50 staked so far) john92 bushy Guybrush Threepwood lambers1 barneymcgrew Schluck, du Luder! arrycrumb Desmond Orchard TEN2FOLLOWER MontyPanesar (only £800 staked) toffee87 Jacey GoBallistic Benny brown trousers timcaznat Pounf Beryl johnizere curious-cat Cricketer hoof hearted STUDYFORM custardcream64 danniellasmincepies GT
A massive 49 entries so far, it's gonna be some spectacle seeing Zsa Zsa, Maggie and old Abdelbaset charging down to the first fence. baracouda30scissorsSuedealex69tobermoryveridis quoaussi is backHH sultan vinegarrobbie boxRoyClaytonsTashmr winkleIn
Maggie Thatcher seen coughing and spluttering when out on Christmas day attempting church and a visit to dennis' grave.
May not make new years day. Is that withdrawn under orders, or not under orders? all bets transfer tio favourite magrarhi?
Siome inside info.Maggie Thatcher seen coughing and spluttering when out on Christmas day attempting church and a visit to dennis' grave. May not make new years day. Is that withdrawn under orders, or not under orders? all bets transfer tio favourite
Just for clarification purposes, what happens if the person who supplies the winning entry to this competition kicks the bucket in the next year who gets the prize?
Just for clarification purposes, what happens if the person who supplies the winning entry to this competition kicks the bucket in the next year who gets the prize?
OK acey, duly noted. And yours, Poppydog. 51 runners so far.
Couldn't put Danny Baker in there (although I didn't actually think of him anyway). The man has provided the antidote to the tired format of the football phone-in for years, and despite him being a Millwall fan I wish him nothing but good fortune.
Should the winning entrant himself actually croak (how would we know?) then the Peter Finch rule applies.
OK acey, duly noted. And yours, Poppydog. 51 runners so far.Couldn't put Danny Baker in there (although I didn't actually think of him anyway). The man has provided the antidote to the tired format of the football phone-in for years, and despite him
Baracouda30, I'd stipulate Wikipedia to confirm facts beforehand.
We don't want any Lazarus-related disputes and Stewards Enquiries, which are bound to happen!
Baracouda30,I'd stipulate Wikipedia to confirm facts beforehand.We don't want any Lazarus-related disputes and Stewards Enquiries, which are bound to happen!
Kirk Douglas (actor) 4/5 Zsa Zsa Gabor (actress) 1/2 Fidel Castro (politician) 3/1 £400 treble on the above
6 x £100 singles on: Margaret Thatcher (politician) 7/2 Ronnie Biggs (thief) 6/4 Aretha Franklin (singer) 5/1 Paul Gascoigne (footballer) 12/1 Gore Vidal (writer) 3/1 Herbert Lom (actor) 3/1
Can we can place further bets in running through the 'season' using any winnings if & when any of these fine people shuffle off this mortal coil?
Kirk Douglas (actor) 4/5Zsa Zsa Gabor (actress) 1/2Fidel Castro (politician) 3/1£400 treble on the above6 x £100 singles on:Margaret Thatcher (politician) 7/2Ronnie Biggs (thief) 6/4Aretha Franklin (singer) 5/1Paul Gascoigne (footballer) 12/1Gore V
52 so far, entries close at midnight tonight. Good luck.
I will start a new thread tomorrow with everyone's bets, maximum potential payouts etc. and will attempt to keep the thread on the first few pages of Chit Chat through the year.
Please feel free to add any gossip, rumours, etc re the health of certain celebs through the year. All the best and Happy 2011 to all.
baracouda30 scissors Suede alex69 tobermory veridis quo aussi is back HH sultan vinegar robbie box RoyClaytonsTash mr winkle Inspired UTI Make my hay Arsene redbag Cobblaz Slippy Blue pug munter Bentley Boy TheCoat charwell acey deucy (all in on Michael Douglas) ROCKIN HORSE (only £50 staked so far) john92 bushy Guybrush Threepwood lambers1 barneymcgrew Schluck, du Luder! arrycrumb Desmond Orchard TEN2FOLLOWER MontyPanesar (only £800 staked) toffee87 Jacey GoBallistic Benny brown trousers timcaznat Pounf Beryl johnizere curious-cat Cricketer hoof hearted STUDYFORM custardcream64 danniellasmincepies GT gazella Poppydog cunnybobbler
52 so far, entries close at midnight tonight. Good luck. I will start a new thread tomorrow with everyone's bets, maximum potential payouts etc. and will attempt to keep the thread on the first few pages of Chit Chat through the year.Please feel free
Yes, it is a selective list, as I had to price up each person.
Pricing up the six billion people on the planet was a bit too much, even for someone like me with time on their hands.
Yes, it is a selective list, as I had to price up each person.Pricing up the six billion people on the planet was a bit too much, even for someone like me with time on their hands.
Only 120 minutes until the meed-ya break news that Gazza has drunk himself to death.
It's cost me 8 bottles of Smirnoff, but at 12/1 what are you gonna do ?
Only 120 minutes until the meed-ya break news that Gazza has drunk himself to death. It's cost me 8 bottles of Smirnoff, but at 12/1 what are you gonna do ?
Bobby Farrell, front man of the 1970s disco group Boney M, has died at the age of 61, his agent has announced.
The singer was found dead in a hotel room in St Petersburg, Russia, where he had been performing, John Seine said.
Farrell, he continued, had complained of breathing problems before and after a show on Wednesday. The cause of his death has yet to be established.
Farrell, the only male member of the popular four-piece, had been due to fly to Rome for a TV show on Friday.
Born Alfonso Farrell in Aruba, the singer left his home on the Caribbean island at 15 to work as a sailor.
He then travelled to Norway and Germany to pursue a career as a DJ.
In 1974 he was chosen to front Boney M, which was put together by German singer and songwriter Frank Farian.
Fortunately not included....Bobby Farrell, front man of the 1970s disco group Boney M, has died at the age of 61, his agent has announced.The singer was found dead in a hotel room in St Petersburg, Russia, where he had been performing, John Seine sai
world will be a safer place if 2011 sees the back of them bastnads.
Ariel Sharon (politician) 5/4Kim Yong-Il (President) 5/2Dick Cheney (executive/former vice-President) 4/1Barack Obama (President) 25/1any 3 from 4 = 4 x £250 treblesworld will be a safer place if 2011 sees the back of them bastnads.
manxy, wil need adjudication from baracouda if your bet has been accepted..it probably will be as the big field had several false starts.
In fact the delay was caused as the starter was trying to get the veteran's field organised to turn round and come in again when one difficult runner said 'This Lady Is not For Turning'....
manxy, wil need adjudication from baracouda if your bet has been accepted..it probably will be as the big field had several false starts.In fact the delay was caused as the starter was trying to get the veteran's field organised to turn round and com
baracouda30 scissors Suede alex69 tobermory veridis quo aussi is back HH sultan vinegar robbie box RoyClaytonsTash mr winkle Inspired UTI Make my hay Arsene redbag Cobblaz Slippy Blue pug munter Bentley Boy TheCoat charwell acey deucy (all in on Michael Douglas) ROCKIN HORSE (only £50 staked so far) john92 bushy Guybrush Threepwood lambers1 barneymcgrew Schluck, du Luder! arrycrumb Desmond Orchard TEN2FOLLOWER MontyPanesar (only £800 staked) toffee87 Jacey GoBallistic Benny brown trousers timcaznat Pounf Beryl johnizere curious-cat Cricketer hoof hearted STUDYFORM custardcream64 danniellasmincepies GT gazella Poppydog cunnybobbler Kit-Kat-Dan Dan Chipowski Fenway Whippet sparkmaster manxy (late entry but I will allow it unless anyone has any objection)
58 runners, a huge field. Many thanks to all entrants.
I will start a new thread shortly with all the entries and maximum payouts possible. This will take a bit of time but should have it done by the end of the weekend.
Any celebrity health gossip, rumours and of course those all important announcements should be added to the thread.
baracouda30scissorsSuedealex69tobermoryveridis quoaussi is backHH sultan vinegarrobbie boxRoyClaytonsTashmr winkleInspiredUTIMake my hayArseneredbagCobblazSlippy Bluepug munterBentley BoyTheCoatcharwellacey deucy (all in on Michael Douglas)ROCKIN HOR
Am working through all the entries, should have the new thread up some time this evening. Some of the potential returns are mind-boggling!!
If all winkle's selections oblige he's looking at over 4 million quid!
Am working through all the entries, should have the new thread up some time this evening. Some of the potential returns are mind-boggling!!If all winkle's selections oblige he's looking at over 4 million quid!
Abdelbaset Al Megrahi (Lockerbie bomber) 4/9Prince Phillip (Prince) 3/1Peter O'Sullevan (commentator) 4/1Fidel Castro (politician) 3/1 3 x 200 tbls 200 accygood luck all (well not all) should be 4x trebles....doh
shes probably gonna have her leg off.But hopefully they can patch her up and send her on her merry way again.The grim reaper must be sick of the sight of her.
shes probably gonna have her leg off.But hopefully they can patch her up and send her on her merry way again.The grim reaper must be sick of the sight of her.
TEN2FOLLOWER : 24 Dec 10 16:09 I take it that anyone who passes away before Jan 1st in a non-runner. ------------------------------------------------
HaHaHa I would certainly think so !!
TEN2FOLLOWER : 24 Dec 10 16:09 I take it that anyone who passes away before Jan 1st in a non-runner.------------------------------------------------HaHaHa I would certainly think so !!
Slippy Blue Joined: 09 Apr 04 Replies: 8024 03 Jan 11 22:13 Gazza could be a possible, my best mate is geordie and knows him well
got him in the multiple bet at 12/1.
Slippy Blue Joined: 09 Apr 04Replies: 8024 03 Jan 11 22:13 Gazza could be a possible, my best mate is geordie and knows him well got him in the multiple bet at 12/1.
£100 Round Robin ... Biggs,Thatcher and Zsa Zsa Gabor please.
Julian Assanges is a good shout but it might not be from 'natural' causes .Someone's just waiting til that cameraman that folows him around has turned his back.
£100 Round Robin ... Biggs,Thatcher and Zsa Zsa Gabor please.Julian Assanges is a good shout but it might not be from 'natural' causes .Someone's just waiting til that cameraman that folows him around has turned his back.
This has to be one of the best rules in any competition, ever. Should the winning entrant himself actually croak (how would we know?) then the Peter Finch rule applies.
Well resurrected, tobe.A good thread.This has to be one of the best rules in any competition, ever.Should the winning entrant himself actually croak (how would we know?) then the Peter Finch rule applies.
I know this thread has been brought back from the chit chat archives but i have just read every single post and for half an hour been laughing uncontrollably, some great one liners.
its been a tonic.
I know this thread has been brought back from the chit chat archives but i have just read every single post and for half an hour been laughing uncontrollably, some great one liners.its been a tonic.
Hello Huggy,'twas only the other day I mentioned you, hoping you were ok. Sorry never got round to that drink. Been busy with the chicks and stuff. Still have the pm with your contact details.
You still working at Hills was it, or had to give up?
Hello Huggy,'twas only the other day I mentioned you, hoping you were ok. Sorry never got round to that drink. Been busy with the chicks and stuff. Still have the pm with your contact details.You still working at Hills was it, or had to give up?
Hi,last year was 0ne i want to forget,diagnosed with illness and then got made redundant,the odd placepot return keeps me interested but my passion for horseracing has virtually disappeared after forty years.
still love the greyhounds and a footie bet
KennyHi,last year was 0ne i want to forget,diagnosed with illness and then got made redundant,the odd placepot return keeps me interested but my passion for horseracing has virtually disappeared after forty years.still love the greyhounds and a footi
Kirk Douglas (actor) 4/5 Michael Douglas (actor) 4/1 Prince Phillip (Prince) 3/1 The Queen (Queen) 6/1 Stephen Hawking (scientist) 7/1 Muhammed Ali (boxer) 6/1 Nicholas Parsons (TV presenter) 13/2 Paul Gascoigne (footballer) 12/1 Courtney Love (musician) 8/1 Burt Reynolds (actor) 11/2 Larry King (broadcaster) 4/1 Lindsay Lohan (actress) 8/1 Dick Cheney (executive/former vice-President) 4/1 Jennifer Saunders (actress) 5/1 Aretha Franklin (singer) 5/1 Zsa Zsa Gabor (actress) 1/2 Bernard Cribbins (actor) 6/1 Barack Obama (President) 25/1 Julian Assange (journalist) 14/1 Peter Sutcliffe (murderer) 10/1 Roger Moore (actor) 6/1 Sean Connery (actor) 7/1 Honor Blackman (actress) 4/1 Fidel Castro (politician) 3/1
Abdelbaset Al Megrahi (Lockerbie bomber) 4/9 d. May 2012 Nelson Mandela (politician) 11/4 d. 5 Dec 2013 Margaret Thatcher (politician) 7/2 d. April 2013 Ronnie Biggs (thief) 6/4 d. Dec 2013 Eli Wallach (actor) 9/4 d. June 2014 Ariel Sharon (politician) 5/4 d. Jan 2014 Clive Dunn (actor) 2/1 d. Nov 2012 Anna Wing (actress) 11/8 d. July 2013 Kim Yong-Il (President) 5/2 d. Dec 2011 Eric Sykes (comedian) 4/1 d. July 2012 Gore Vidal (writer) 3/1 d. July 2012 Dennis Healey (politician) 5/2 d. Oct 2015 Herbert Lom (actor) 3/1 d. Sept 2012 Peter O'Sullevan (commentator) 4/1 d. Jul 2015 Amy Winehouse (musician) 7/1 d. Jul 2011 Tariq Aziz (politician) 5/2 d. June 2015 Neil Armstrong (astronaut) 5/1 d. Aug 2012 Larry Hagman (actor) 7/2 d. Nov 2012
18 down, 24 to go:Kirk Douglas (actor) 4/5 Michael Douglas (actor) 4/1 Prince Phillip (Prince) 3/1The Queen (Queen) 6/1Stephen Hawking (scientist) 7/1Muhammed Ali (boxer) 6/1Nicholas Parsons (TV presenter) 13/2Paul Gascoigne (footballer) 12/1Courtne