What septuagenarians would you most like to have sex with?

can i have Anne Margret, she must be touching 70.

Diana Rigg

4 months to wait.still gorgeous

http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://www.501blog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/ann-margret.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.501blog.com/2009/04/14/ann-margret-ann-margret/&h=510&w=400&sz=105&tbnid=8pv1udCKro94JM:&tbnh=254&tbnw=199&prev=/images%3Fq%3D%2522ann%2Bmargret%2522&zoom=1&q=%22ann+margret%22&hl=en&usg=__waG45vetGB1NTdQJLZekuF_S-RY=&sa=X&ei=vEcFTdKFFsKnhAeEnKWpBQ&ved=0CB0Q9QEwBg

Borderline necrophylia thread but if Raquel and Helen Mirren jumped me whilst I was under the influence then I doubt I'd put up too much of a struggle.

Not sure Helen quite qualifies yet though. Oh well ....

at least 6 years short

Paedo.

lol

Norah Batty for me. I love it when they play hard to get.

Norah Batty

It would be hard to tell where the wrinkled stockings finished and the chuff started.

Unlikely that Kathy Staff will play too hard to get, to be fair. She died 2 years ago.

Des O'Conner

Oh bummer.

Tina Turner (71) 

A lot of RULE 34 going on here.

Demi Moore ...twice

A very rich one.  (Until I am 80 myself, and then I might make certain concessions).

Glynis Barber is 55, I think that's as far as I'll go as things stand. Post this thread again in 2021 when I'm 55 and will no doubt rethink the matter.

when honor blackman was in the upper hand she was still a hottie

must have been late 60s early 70s then

Just had a look at Joan Bakewell (77) on google images. Sadly, past it now, but was still doable just 10 years ago.

Rosie Boycott imo.

I have had dinner with Rosie, and she is one of the most fiercely intelligent people I have met.

Exactly, and we all know those feminist eggheads are absolutely rampant, it's all the repression. She'd be all over me like white on rice imvhaho.

Rooney/baracouda thread.

Betty Hotpot (91) a SHOCKING Chit Chat omission imo

Some birds can indeed still look the part at 70 but sadly after that most go into that rather fast decline and before you know it the GILF becomes some rotten toothed Hogarthian hag.

Anna Ford still got what it takes.

Kenny's Indian Chick

Warning : Old thread !

Charlie's Angel girl Jaclyn Smith is 71 and looks amazing, I wouldn't though having said that.

You better use a decent lubricant. You don't want to be stuck in the 70's like most posters on here.

Come to think of it I don't think the Indian Chick is a septuagenarian any more, hasn't been for a while.

DQ

For me Helen Mirren, Sandie Shaw and Lulu (A tad short of 70).

Rita Moreno

Missing the obvious here surely. Annie

Oh, I didn't know you batted for the other team.

Welch, Collins and Bardot all appear to have outlived the opening poster.

I suppose he'd still have a chance if any of those three happen to be into necrophilia.

It'd be like $haggin a bill posters bucket

petula clarke always seems a decent sort,would probably go down town with her.

Paula Wilcox

Twiggy is a decent sort, now she's filled out a bit.

Sticky?

She would be.

jane fonda

You can have Debbie Harry or Felicity Kendal if you want.

What about that peculiar looking one married to the President of France? Madame Fifi or whatever.

She certainly looks 70.

faye dunaway -76

Now now Ken.

Agree cooperman Twiggy a good shout also Joanna Lumley, Lulu and at a push Barbra Windsor

I missed Selina Scott

Jane Fonda nearly 80!

Kenny Mann not posted his selections yet.
Maybe we should make it easier for him and let him posts the names of the ones he wouldn't have sex with.

akabula 13 Oct 17 02:56 Joined: 13 Mar 08 | Topic/replies: 28,262 | Blogger: akabula's blog
Missing the obvious here surely. Annie LoveBlushDevil

Goldie Hawn will be 72 next month.

aka hey annie

The Booby

Hi foxy, how are you, glad to see you are still posting.  Please don't get banned permanently

Thanks annie,.. I'll try not to,

I'm in good health annie, hope you are too.

Diana Keaton is a nice looking woman-I would

Prefer Diane Keen

Cherie Llunghi.

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she's not quite there yet.

She needs ironing

They all do at 70.

Cherie Lunghi a mere baby at 65. Stunning picture.

joanna lumley

Barbara Flynn

Alison Steadman (71) anyone?

tony wd liked a bit of demiss roussos

Sean Connery is still a good looking man...................whoops !

Rachel Welch with Piers Morgan.
Unbelievable for 75.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_H6fFNc5G0

Don't think a threesome was on offer aka !

How did Hayley Mills slip through the net?

Jane Seymour

"The Divine Miss M" is a staggering omission.

Ian McShane is still utterly gorgeous.

The only antiques he'll be handling these days are his own crown jewels, when he has to dry them off after sitting on the toilet.

from a man that knows screaming?

Shades of Derek & Clive ... "The worst job I ever had was with Ian McShane, drying off his etc."

excellent stuff

ANY    thankyou

and don't call me love etc  - they are in a complete fury over on the guardian

Just a light-hearted deviation from topic :-

Young lady is standing perilously close to a 500 foot drop and looking very suicidal when a filthy 70 year old tramp wanders up and says.
'Young lady you're about to end it all so how about some quick sex seeing as it won't matter to you anyway?'
The lady responds 'No way, now fk off  you horrible smelly old bstd.'
'Ok' says the tramp 'I'll see you at the bottom.'

... she didn't jump.

Stephanie Beacham

Susan Sarandon

Toyah Willcox... she's only 59... I'll wait.

In that case, johnizere, I will have martina navratilova - I'll wait

Jan Francis a lovely lady.

I always thought Mary Steenburgen was rather stunning, 64 and still looks extremely beautiful.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_Steenburgen

ANNA FORD - and an intellectual as well.  She can talk dirty with lots of long words!!!

I WIN  and claim my prize

Moisok, come to my brothers pub for a glass of cheer with the missus sometime soon, my shout ok.

that blonde from dempsey and makepeice is a sort ,probably 50- 60s but looks well

dunno if she has already been mentioned ...SUNNY GRIFFIN. 70 year old in 20. somethings body

Sandra Howard (nap),just checked to see if she qualified-77!

The lovely Britt Eklund.

sorry   J     didn't see yer post  - would be good to meet
ps  do  four 20 year olds count!!??   just asking

Late call...  Veronica Hamel (74)

Tina Turner two years age 76



https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=r16UkiI5wjY

I still dream of jeannie

One for asparagus..... enjoy

https://uk.yahoo.com/entertainment/jane-seymour-poses-playboy-67-feel-much-sexier-now-ever-younger-171040759.html